Okay, so I was just wondering when it comes to blow jobs, is there a "perfect" way to give one? Guys, what do you think? What do you like and why?

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grow-up.

i like ladies to feel like they've been lost in the wilderness for months... surviving on nothing but random berries and drinking their own urine... they pick up a large leaf to shelter them from the sun that is burning down rapidly causing the life to leave their body... and under the leaf, there it is... my dick... the giver of life... they must latch onto the dick in order to survive... the heavenly taste and nourishment the dick provides is all consuming... and while the sheer joy of being orally connected to the dick is so overwhelming, they know that if they continue their gobbling journey the reward will be great... they can feel the life coming back into their body as they carry on pleasing the dick, and they know their chances of survival rest solely on the ability to draw the nourishing bounty from within....and then it happens... soon they are covered in perfection... they rub into their skin in a state of pure ecstasy... then slowly they back away bowing down and repeating in a quiet raspy voice "thankyou oh great and mighty dick... thankyou"

or somethin'

Looking forward to reading the replies.

ZombieKitten said:

Tempest said:

Looking forward to reading the replies.

Same here, LOL!

I'm curious, do emotions come into play? Or is a blow job just that. . . a blow job no matter who's giving it?

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I'm not a man but for me personally, sex HAS TO HAVE strong emotions attached to it. It's always been that way for me. I'm not a person who can do the sex thing (oral or otherwise) with just anyone or "because I feel horny". It's like in my DNA that I HAVE to be committed & emotionally bonded with someone before sex is even on my radar screen. In other words sex, emotion, attachment, commitment, love all go hand in hand for me. I've never had a one night stand in my life and I can honestly say that I never could. My mind, emotions, body, soul and all of me has to be in it or I'm not interested in sex. I would rather be celibate than have one night stands or sex with multiple people that I could care less about.

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In a nutshell, I don't get horny just to get horny. Sex & emotion are strongly linked in my DNA.

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Maybe I'm strange.

Tempest said:

I'm curious, do emotions come into play? Or is a blow job just that. . . a blow job no matter who's giving it?

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I'm not a man but for me personally, sex HAS TO HAVE strong emotions attached to it. It's always been that way for me. I'm not a person who can do the sex thing (oral or otherwise) with just anyone or "because I feel horny". It's like in my DNA that I HAVE to be committed & emotionally bonded with someone before sex is even on my radar screen. In other words sex, emotion, attachment, commitment, love all go hand in hand for me. I've never had a one night stand in my life and I can honestly say that I never could. My mind, emotions, body, soul and all of me has to be in it or I'm not interested in sex. I would rather be celibate than have one night stands or sex with multiple people that I could care less about.

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In a nutshell, I don't get horny just to get horny. Sex & emotion are strongly linked in my DNA.

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Maybe I'm strange.

I don't shell it out to any old guy but if I really like the guy a lot then yeah I make sure he's feeling good. If I just "tolerate" the guy because I'm in a dry spell and need to snap it, that's another story.....he may not even get a BJ from me at all LOL

another good one is for the lady to have a bunch of different wigs and sunglasses on hand

she watches my reaction and when i close my eyes, she quickly whips on a different wig and glasses

repeat this step until climax

then when she's finished if she asks "how i was i?"... i can answer "you were great babe... and so were your friends"

MoBetterBliss said:

another good one is for the lady to have a bunch of different wigs and sunglasses on hand

she watches my reaction and when i close my eyes, she quickly whips on a different wig and glasses

repeat this step until climax

then when she's finished if she asks "how i was i?"... i can answer "you were great babe... and so were your friends"

^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^

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It would be hard to keep from laughing with all those costume changes.

more tongue, less teeth.

mask said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Okay, so I was just wondering when it comes to blow jobs, is there a "perfect" way to give one? Guys, what do you think? What do you like and why?

Lick the Nutts real good & work the Tongue & lips up to my Dick, No teeth, Be focused & passionate, Tongue-Teasing the Mushroom is always enjoyable, Don't look up at me (personal preference), Swallowing is optional & if we're dating Practice makes perfect......

just want to say... hands don't ALWAYS have to in play while the lady is going for it... they can be doing other things... like making me a sandwich... having a surprise delicious chicken and avocado wrap handed to you mid BJ can really make a fella feel special

MoBetterBliss said:

just want to say... hands don't ALWAYS have to in play while the lady is going for it... they can be doing other things... like making me a sandwich... having a surprise delicious chicken and avocado wrap handed to you mid BJ can really make a fella feel special

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If you have to ask...

Now where's paintedlady on this one?

a) mind the teeth

b) don't be shy and go for the whole package: whole dick, balls, rimjob (why not?)

Tremolina said:

If you have to ask...

Naw, I just like adding new things to the arsenal....gotta keep it interesting!

Chancellor said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Okay, so I was just wondering when it comes to blow jobs, is there a "perfect" way to give one? Guys, what do you think? What do you like and why?

Lick the Nutts real good & work the Tongue & lips up to my Dick, No teeth, Be focused & passionate, Tongue-Teasing the Mushroom is always enjoyable, Don't look up at me (personal preference), Swallowing is optional & if we're dating Practice makes perfect......

I couldn't have said it better myself, spot on post!

JoeTyler said:

a) mind the teeth

b) don't be shy and go for the whole package: whole dick, balls, rimjob (why not?)

I never do a blowjob without giving the rim so yes you motherfuckers get that tongue movin! don't be a pussy.

JoeTyler said:

a) mind the teeth

b) don't be shy and go for the whole package: whole dick, balls, rimjob (why not?)

Gunsnhalen said:

JoeTyler said:

a) mind the teeth

b) don't be shy and go for the whole package: whole dick, balls, rimjob (why not?)

I never do a blowjob without giving the rim so yes you motherfuckers get that tongue movin! don't be a pussy.

yeah PREACH PREACH! I'm not asking for a 30 minutes rimjob, just some well-done licks, damn my ass is clean and semi-shaved

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I'm so naughty. You guys make me that way.

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I cannot be held accountable.

JoeTyler said:

Gunsnhalen said:

I never do a blowjob without giving the rim so yes you motherfuckers get that tongue movin! don't be a pussy.

yeah PREACH PREACH! I'm not asking for a 30 minutes rimjob, just some well-done licks, damn my ass is clean and semi-shaved

Tempest said:

BobGeorge909 said:

Tempest said:

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I'm so naughty. You guys make me that way.

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I cannot be held accountable.

No...u just ARE that way....we give an avenue for realization/expression.

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I am? And, how do you know that?