Shaving your balls seems like it would be high maintenance in addition to being dangerous (razors). If I had balls, I wouldn't want to be shaving down there.

ZombieKitten said:

Tittypants said:

I was just curious to see if anyone had ever done it before.

If you were going to suck on a ball sack, would you like it hairy, or hairless? [just a question]

Did you read the review? http://www.amazon.com/rev...GAU8SQKPY2

316 of 346 people found the following review helpful ouchyyy, June 6, 2013 By Ouch This review is from: Veet Fast Acting Gel Cream Hair Remover Legs & Body Sensitive Formula, 13.5 Ounce Pump (Health and Beauty) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering "ooooohhh that feels good" Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect

Tittypants said:

Tempest said:

Shaving your balls seems like it would be high maintenance in addition to being dangerous (razors). If I had balls, I wouldn't want to be shaving down there.

Yeah, putting a razor to the balls sounds like a horror scene waiting to happen.....

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

Tittypants said: Did you read the review? http://www.amazon.com/rev...GAU8SQKPY2

Customer Review

316 of 346 people found the following review helpful ouchyyy, June 6, 2013 By Ouch This review is from: Veet Fast Acting Gel Cream Hair Remover Legs & Body Sensitive Formula, 13.5 Ounce Pump (Health and Beauty) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering "ooooohhh that feels good" Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect

ZombieKitten said:

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. ...so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect

Tittypants said:

vainandy said:

Damn right. If a man uses anything whatsoever to try to remove pubes, it needs to burn the hell out of him and he needs to be in constant pain from it.

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Leave those damn pubes alone. It's getting harder and harder to find an actual man these days because of all these males trying to look like little boys. And then they wonder why there are more pedophiles than ever these days.

It's not a personal choice though.....I mean, what if it's to please a significant others request??

The hell with pleasing the significant other. I'm always "the other woman" or "the whore on the side" so if those bitches want those men shaved, it fucks up my thrill when the men finally get with me on the side. If those bitches want little boys instead of grown men, they need to start cruising the elementary schools.

vainandy said:

Tittypants said:

It's not a personal choice though.....I mean, what if it's to please a significant others request??

The hell with pleasing the significant other. I'm always "the other woman" or "the whore on the side" so if those bitches want those men shaved, it fucks up my thrill when the men finally get with me on the side. If those bitches want little boys instead of grown men, they need to start cruising the elementary schools.

Well, i keep my pubes and chest nappy.

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

Tittypants said: Did you read the review? http://www.amazon.com/rev...GAU8SQKPY2

Customer Review

316 of 346 people found the following review helpful ouchyyy, June 6, 2013 By Ouch This review is from: Veet Fast Acting Gel Cream Hair Remover Legs & Body Sensitive Formula, 13.5 Ounce Pump (Health and Beauty) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering "ooooohhh that feels good" Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect

I DID IT!!!!!!!!

It actually wasn't too bad either. Some very slight burning, but nothing too major. My balls just feel weird, because they're hairless. So, now....I feel young as hell.

Ladies, for those of you who shave yourselves [pubes, & underarns] clean, how does it feel??

vainandy said:

Tittypants said:

It's not a personal choice though.....I mean, what if it's to please a significant others request??

The hell with pleasing the significant other. I'm always "the other woman" or "the whore on the side" so if those bitches want those men shaved, it fucks up my thrill when the men finally get with me on the side. If those bitches want little boys instead of grown men, they need to start cruising the elementary schools.

You like a lot of hair though. I'm sure big foot may turn you on even.

Tittypants said:

ThisOne said:

Tittypants said:

I DID IT!!!!!!!!

It actually wasn't too bad either. Some very slight burning, but nothing too major. My balls just feel weird, because they're hairless. So, now....I feel young as hell.

Ladies, for those of you who shave yourselves [pubes, & underarns] clean, how does it feel??

There is an aftermath titty!!!! It's called re-growth It's corse and thicker and itchy And there is nothing that can save u from it!!!! Nothing!!!!! . . . .

Tittypants said:

ThisOne said:

Tittypants said:

Only ice will sooth the pain!!! Can u cope with icy balls????? . . Has it started yet???? It usually takes a week!!!!!

I'm fine......right now.........

Tittypants said:

ThisOne said:

Tittypants said:

I'm fine......right now.........

Pretty soon u may b posting in the do u have any scars thread!!!! But I'm sooooo glad u r fine........ nOW . .

Tittypants said:

ThisOne said:

Tittypants said:

. .

Pray for me.

Tittypants said:

ThisOne said:

Tittypants said:

Pray for me.

Oh Titty God help u cause nothing else will!!!! . .

Tittypants said:

I DID IT!!!!!!!!

It actually wasn't too bad either. Some very slight burning, but nothing too major. My balls just feel weird, because they're hairless. So, now....I feel young as hell.

Ladies, for those of you who shave yourselves [pubes, & underarns] clean, how does it feel??

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Hopefully, you're teasing & didn't really do it.

Tempest said:

Tittypants said:

I DID IT!!!!!!!!

It actually wasn't too bad either. Some very slight burning, but nothing too major. My balls just feel weird, because they're hairless. So, now....I feel young as hell.

Ladies, for those of you who shave yourselves [pubes, & underarns] clean, how does it feel??

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Hopefully, you're teasing & didn't really do it.

I promise you that I did it.

Tittypants said:

Dave1992 said:

Uhm... how about you try shaving?

That sounds like that hurt even worse though......

Nah, not at all. It's a thousand times less "problematic" than shaving your armpits, for instance. The skin is really smooth and really easy to shave with a razor!

Dave1992 said:

Tittypants said:

That sounds like that hurt even worse though......

Nah, not at all. It's a thousand times less "problematic" than shaving your armpits, for instance. The skin is really smooth and really easy to shave with a razor!

True. I shave mine, and it's quick and easy... never get cut.

Tittypants said:

Tempest said:

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Hopefully, you're teasing & didn't really do it.

I promise you that I did it.

Proof it.

I want hard evidence.

dJJ said:

Tittypants said:

I promise you that I did it.

Proof it.

I want hard evidence.

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Yes, evidence please. I won't believe you until you prove it.

all men should do the decent thing & shave their balls

Tittypants said:

vainandy said:

The hell with pleasing the significant other. I'm always "the other woman" or "the whore on the side" so if those bitches want those men shaved, it fucks up my thrill when the men finally get with me on the side. If those bitches want little boys instead of grown men, they need to start cruising the elementary schools.

You like a lot of hair though. I'm sure big foot may turn you on even.

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HOLY SMOKES! It is Sasquatch!

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That's quite impressive.

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Makes me hot!

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Can you imagine trying to wax all that?