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So If You Eat A Eyeball Is it considered see food?
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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a lil kid with the runs is back on the toilett for the fith time in fifteen minutes when he's done, his mom comes to him with some juice and asks if there is anything she can get him to make him feel better. "go get me some viagra" he says "VIAGRA? whut would you want with viagra?" the boy replies " you told dad to go get viagra to get his shit hard..."
i am KING BAD!!!
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderator I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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ok, one more....
a guy is in the waitin room in HELL he's uncomfterable as can be expected. the DEVIL himself comes in in a cloud of smoke and flames he say " dude, you look nervous, relax. HELL is nothin like it use to be. over the malinia i have softened, HELL is now more people friendly..." the guy looks him over inquisative now, he asks "how so" the DEVIL asks "you gamble, "sundays are gamblin days, all day all nite. "you smoke, well shit, monday is smoke day "all day, all nite. "i know you drink, tues. is open bar, all day all nite. " i forgot, are you gay?" the guy says "HELL NO!!!" the DEVIL looks at him for a second and says...
"YOU GONNA HATE WEDNSDAYS!!!"
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it's almost FRIDAY!!! i am KING BAD!!!
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Wow, this week flew by fast | |
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yeah, but it seems like it takes forever waitin for a FunkPill entry i am KING BAD!!!
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