Hey, if one can be done about blow jobs

I know there's a book for it:

The Lowdown on Going Down: How To Give Her Mind Blowing Oral Sex by Marcy Michaels and Marie Desalle

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my library said they didnt have that book

They have it for as low as $1.62 at Amazon. Pages might be stuck together but it's still a good deal.

Tempest said:

They have it for as low as $1.62 at Amazon. Pages might be stuck together but it's still a good deal.

yes... angle her just right so you can still see your tv to watch the football

MoBetterBliss said:

yes... angle her just right so you can still see your tv to watch the football

another tip for the other dudes here... make sure you use your fingers in conjunction with your mouth/toungue... that way you can keep her occupied with your hand while you grab your phone and order a pizza

MoBetterBliss said:

another tip for the other dudes here... make sure you use your fingers in conjunction with your mouth/toungue... that way you can keep her occupied with your hand while you grab your phone and order a pizza

Obviously you're single.

For me, it's not a science, but a passion... an obsession. It's from the mind to the mouth. It's also one my fav acts. If someone isn't driven to it naturally, then maybe it could be a science, but I doubt it would be as good as a natural freak like me can do.

I just love it... especially when a Woman is ovulating. Yum.

Empress said:

MoBetterBliss said:

another tip for the other dudes here... make sure you use your fingers in conjunction with your mouth/toungue... that way you can keep her occupied with your hand while you grab your phone and order a pizza

Obviously you're single.

nope... i just know a man needs his pizza when he's watching the football

You should ask James Bond, Ive heard he's a cunning linguest.

I love going down on a woman - but I prefer it shaved.

uPtoWnNY said:

I love going down on a woman - but I prefer it shaved.

yes, shaved is nice I mean who wants a mouth full of brillo pad?

also be warned that some women will just hold their orgasm in while you are down there developing a sore jaw - and then 30 minutes later they will let it go

each woman is different though - u just got to learn her style

no science to it really

Thanks for sharing.

Giovanni777 said:

For me, it's not a science, but a passion... an obsession. It's from the mind to the mouth. It's also one my fav acts. If someone isn't driven to it naturally, then maybe it could be a science, but I doubt it would be as good as a natural freak like me can do.

I just love it... especially when a Woman is ovulating. Yum.

3rdeyedude said:

There sure is a science to it. Do some hardcore drugs first, close your eyes, and put a clothes pin over your nose.

MoBetterBliss said:

yes... angle her just right so you can still see your tv to watch the football

uPtoWnNY said:

I love going down on a woman - but I prefer it shaved.

Some bulldagger friends of mine have said that if you lick it downwards instead of upwards, you won't get hair in your teeth.

lazycrockett said:

vainandy said:

There sure is a science to it. Do some hardcore drugs first, close your eyes, and put a clothes pin over your nose.

Quit hating

vainandy said:

uPtoWnNY said:

I love going down on a woman - but I prefer it shaved.

Some bulldagger friends of mine have said that if you lick it downwards instead of upwards, you won't get hair in your teeth.

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Regarding Mountain Dew & vaginal juices. . . . .

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Actually, drinking cranberry juice is supposed to be really good for spicing things up down there (in a good way * taste & smell). I've been on a cranberry juice kick for awhile now and was doing some research about all the benefits of cranberry juice consumption online and stumbled upon that tidbit of information. I'm not drinking cranberry juice for that purpose mind you. However, it's good to know and a great tidbit of info for the ladies.

Tempest said:

BobGeorge909 said:

Tempest said:

Regarding Mountain Dew & vaginal juices. . . . .

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Actually, drinking cranberry juice is supposed to be really good for spicing things up down there (in a good way * taste & smell). I've been on a cranberry juice kick for awhile now and was doing some research about all the benefits of cranberry juice consumption online and stumbled upon that tidbit of information. I'm not drinking cranberry juice for that purpose mind you. However, it's good to know and a great tidbit of info for the ladies.

I dig cranberry juice too and go on kicks of it from time to time. Its quite expensive relative to other drinks which I don't like or understand. Anyways...my appreciation started in my late teens and my pops eyebrows would always demonstrate suspicion when he saw me with a large ice filled glass of it. Suspicions were high enough once for him tonflat out ask if I had and STD or something, as if cranberries cure gonnereah(sp?). I just laughed and said no. This scenariobalso played out once when I had shave my junkband found my self itching in telling areas. I do believe though that it helps with possible complications of kidney stones which I have had my fair share of. My uroligists eyebrows never met me with suspicion.

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Cranberry juice is fantastic for the urinary tract. Kidney stones. . . . . OUCH.

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I really like cranberry juice and grape juice mixed together. YUM! The grape helps to sweeten and cut the tartness a bit.

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