Tempest said:

BobGeorge909 said:

Tempest said:

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I am? And, how do you know that?

Your handle....Tempest. u gotta firestorm brewing up in ya that's waiting to be unleashed...and not for the first time. Your firestorm is just impatient like that... [Edited 10/26/13 12:13pm]

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I have no idea what you're talking about Bob. Honest.

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Unleashed? Not for the first time? Please fill me in on the details of the "first time". I'm very curious & would love to be in the know.

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Btw, I chose my handle because it's the model of my first car (that I loved). I had a 1970 Pontiac Tempest in high school & college. My mean green machine.

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I'm not an impatient person. If you really knew me, you'd already know that.

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I don't have a lot of patience for BS but I tend to be very patient when circumstances call for it.

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[Edited 10/26/13 12:48pm]

Tempest said:

how you gonna turn a perefctly good dick suckin' thread into a discussion about licking bums?

c'mon people, focus

the thread title uses the term "The Blow Job"... not "The Rim Job"

and while the two might be able to be intermingled in your world, they remain two seperate entities

it's like walking your dog, and eating a pie... two different things...sure, you can eat a pie while you're walking your dog.... but if you go to a dog walking conference and start bangin' on about pie eating, people are gonna be like "wtf is this fool on about?"

k?... got it?... dick sucking, people... dick sucking

right... carry on then

BobGeorge909 said:

Tempest said:

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I have no idea what you're talking about Bob. Honest.

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Unleashed? Not for the first time? Please fill me in on the details of the "first time". I'm very curious & would love to be in the know.

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Btw, I chose my handle because it's the model of my first car (that I loved). I had a 1970 Pontiac Tempest in high school & college. My mean green machine.

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I'm not an impatient person. If you really knew me, you'd already know that.

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I don't have a lot of patience for BS but I tend to be very patient when circumstances call for it.

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[Edited 10/26/13 12:48pm]

I was just playing around with the definition of tempest and your coy flirtatiousness. That all.

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For some reason, I don't believe you Bob.

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There's more to the "first time", "impatient" & "unleash" references. You're just not sharing. You're in DODGE mode. Was your first car a DODGE by chance?

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[Edited 10/26/13 13:36pm]

Tempest said:

The only thing that I want to say on here is that a crooked tooth can seriously lessen the pleasure.

Seriously.

BobGeorge909 said:

Tempest said:

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For some reason, I don't believe you Bob.

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There's more to the "first time", "impatient" & "unleash" references. You're just not sharing. You're in DODGE mode. Was your first car a DODGE by chance?

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[Edited 10/26/13 13:36pm]

Nope...never had a dodge...I had a PROBE tho. [Edited 10/26/13 14:01pm]

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Well, guess you're in the right thread then.

MoBetterBliss said:

how you gonna turn a perefctly good dick suckin' thread into a discussion about licking bums?

c'mon people, focus

the thread title uses the term "The Blow Job"... not "The Rim Job"

and while the two might be able to be intermingled in your world, they remain two seperate entities

it's like walking your dog, and eating a pie... two different things...sure, you can eat a pie while you're walking your dog.... but if you go to a dog walking conference and start bangin' on about pie eating, people are gonna be like "wtf is this fool on about?"

k?... got it?... dick sucking, people... dick sucking

right... carry on then

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Is that kinda like a foot massage & sticking your tongue in the holy of holies (Pulp Fiction)?

MoBetterBliss said:

how you gonna turn a perefctly good dick suckin' thread into a discussion about licking bums?

c'mon people, focus

the thread title uses the term "The Blow Job"... not "The Rim Job"

and while the two might be able to be intermingled in your world, they remain two seperate entities

it's like walking your dog, and eating a pie... two different things...sure, you can eat a pie while you're walking your dog.... but if you go to a dog walking conference and start bangin' on about pie eating, people are gonna be like "wtf is this fool on about?"

k?... got it?... dick sucking, people... dick sucking

right... carry on then

LMAO!!!

I'm not going to retype it so I'll just copy and paste one of my descriptions from an old thread a few years ago.....

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JoeTyler said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Oh - your actually serious?

Damn. Can't wait to see how this plays out.

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

vainandy said:

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I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other.

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vainandy said:

I'm not going to retype it so I'll just copy and paste one of my descriptions from an old thread a few years ago.....

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JoeTyler said:

andy¿???????? I'm loking roa mAN for a thrreesome wherte the heel are YOU===?

vainandy said:

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I'm not missing. I've been sitting right here reading your last three posts. I've just been waiting a little while for your pubes to grow back out. I'll be over soon so sit back and spread your legs. I'm gonna take full control of that dick and all you gotta do is just lay there. I'm gonna start on it while it just hangs and dangles and make it rise little by little like a balloon being blown with air until it stands straight up hard and tall like a flagpole. Then I'm gonna work that dick and balls real slow until you start feeling real good. I'll work it a little faster then but I'll basically just continue real slow so feels intense. So intense that you want to reach down and jack it but if you put your hand down there, I'm gonna slap the hell out of you. I'm in control of this and you're gonna lay there helpless with no control over when you're gonna shoot. Then, I'm gonna get another guy and lay both of you flat on your backs with your dicks together. Shaft up against shaft and balls up against balls. I'm gonna work both those dicks at the same time. Both of them until they throb up against each other. You can just feel that other dick pulsating up against your own as you both lay back helpless with no control over when you shoot. You feel the come way down deep in your balls slowly rising to the base of your shaft. The other dick is doing the same thing and throbbing up next to your own. You reach down to relieve yourself and I slap the hell out of your hand and hold it down so you can't touch it again. You feel your come rising and rising and rising until it finally explodes and sprays like a windex bottle set on "stream". The other dick is doing the same thing. Both them dicks just shooting straight up in the air like geysers and throbbing all up next to each other.

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Okay, I need a beginner's version of this and then gotta consider the fact that I will have only one dick that I am working with in this scenario, LOL! Otherwise an excellent post, Andy, LOL!

^^^^ damn I remember that, I would have done it

too bad andy relented...

MoBetterBliss said:

i like ladies to feel like they've been lost in the wilderness for months... surviving on nothing but random berries and drinking their own urine... they pick up a large leaf to shelter them from the sun that is burning down rapidly causing the life to leave their body... and under the leaf, there it is... my dick... the giver of life... they must latch onto the dick in order to survive... the heavenly taste and nourishment the dick provides is all consuming... and while the sheer joy of being orally connected to the dick is so overwhelming, they know that if they continue their gobbling journey the reward will be great... they can feel the life coming back into their body as they carry on pleasing the dick, and they know their chances of survival rest solely on the ability to draw the nourishing bounty from within....and then it happens... soon they are covered in perfection... they rub into their skin in a state of pure ecstasy... then slowly they back away bowing down and repeating in a quiet raspy voice "thankyou oh great and mighty dick... thankyou"

or somethin'

That was kinda poetic and it kinda made me turned on I guess, in a way

Guys seem to agree that they like hands and mouth to work on their package at the same time; that's the ideal blow job.

Yeah it would be nice if men around the world decided to host a "How to Give a Blow Job" convention that women (and I guess guys too) could sign up for and learn how. Maybe there could be live testimonials like they have on infomercials and whatnot LOL.

PurpleJedi said:

The only thing that I want to say on here is that a crooked tooth can seriously lessen the pleasure.

Seriously.

BETTER?

kewlschool said:

Would it be wierd to say that this turned me on, just knowing what Pinocchio's nose looks like and all?

^I just saw that very image on my tumblr dashboard today.

Abdul said:

Chancellor said:

Lick the Nutts real good & work the Tongue & lips up to my Dick, No teeth, Be focused & passionate, Tongue-Teasing the Mushroom is always enjoyable, Don't look up at me (personal preference), Swallowing is optional & if we're dating Practice makes perfect......

I couldn't have said it better myself, spot on post!

Oh my! This is making me feel all warm & tingly inside.

BlackAdder7 said:

No teeth

"No Teeth!" Everyone says that. I'm curious. Assuming that one has teeth , how can that be 100% avoided? I mean, I suppose you could use your lips to cover your teeth but that would be pretty exhausting for the man or woman giving the blow job.

[Edited 10/30/13 19:19pm]

One of the best blow jobs I ever thought I got in my life was mostly a hand job.

MoBetterBliss said:

i like ladies to feel like they've been lost in the wilderness for months... surviving on nothing but random berries and drinking their own urine... they pick up a large leaf to shelter them from the sun that is burning down rapidly causing the life to leave their body... and under the leaf, there it is... my dick... the giver of life... they must latch onto the dick in order to survive... the heavenly taste and nourishment the dick provides is all consuming... and while the sheer joy of being orally connected to the dick is so overwhelming, they know that if they continue their gobbling journey the reward will be great... they can feel the life coming back into their body as they carry on pleasing the dick, and they know their chances of survival rest solely on the ability to draw the nourishing bounty from within....and then it happens... soon they are covered in perfection... they rub into their skin in a state of pure ecstasy... then slowly they back away bowing down and repeating in a quiet raspy voice "thankyou oh great and mighty dick... thankyou"

or somethin'

Fuckin hell, you're in top form lately.

There is no science to sucking dick. You are either good at it or not.

ThisOne said:

It's difficult when u have a blocked nose