I was walking along minding my own business when a man jumped out from behind a tree and said that he was going to kill me. He was in solid black, from head to toe. He even had a black hood over his face.

I was scared because I could see his eyes and I could tell that he really meant to kill me. I turned and ran as fast as I could. The man caught me by the shirt and I yanked free and kept running. He caught me by the shirt again and I yanked free again. A third time he grabbed my shirt and as I yanked free, I saw a dead ostrich laying on the ground a few hundred feet away. As soon as I saw it I knew it was there to help me.

I ran to it and grabbed it at the base of the neck, where the neck meets the body. As soon as I touched it, it came to life. It stretched out and I could see that it only had one leg. I turned with the ostrich sword and told the man in black not to come closer or I would kill him. He simply laughed and ran towards me. I thrust the ostrich as he came closer and the ostrich started kicking the man with it's leg.

The ostrich kicked the man to death and I was safe.

I think that it means that you're aggressively gay

Was the sword the other leg?

tommyalma said:

When you say "other", do you mean other as in the one with the 3rd eye ? The ostrich had only one leg and that was effectively the sword that yielded death on this evil man.

It means that whatever the last thing you ate before you went to bed is something you should never, ever eat before going to bed.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I see. You wielded the ostrich as though it were a sword, and it came to life and kicked the man to death while in your hand. This ostrich/sword only had one leg.

That's good, because the way I understood it didn't make sense at all!

Had you seen an ostrich on TV, been to an ostruch race, or eaten any large omelettes recently?

tommyalma said:

No, but I do like eggs

I have been trying to specifically find Ostriches in dream books and can't find em in any of them.

What about Big Bird, or some other Sesame Street muppet?

And did you watch any movies with those black-clad special ops guys, or ninjas?

tommyalma said:

Nope, nothing related in my waking hours. Although Ostrich is one of my favorite animals

It's about sex.

althom said:

As Freud said, "sometimes a dead one-legged ostrich who comes to life is just a dead one-legged ostrich who comes to life"!

2the9s said:

As Confucius say, "He who have many org accounts is cabbage head!"

Lleena said:

I think the masked assailant represents your soul or lifeforce. I think his/it's emergence signifies your inability to deal with the world around you and therefore your impotence at shaping your own future.

The fact a tree was concealing the assailant is very revealing. This shows that you disregard the natural world which often simply means you are indignant towards such ideological matters thus, and thus thereafter.

The Ostrich as your saviour, shows a determination in your own self-belief mechanisms. That is, if you are willing to reveal your inner most thoughts to those around you, you will find that they will reciprocate and therefore empower your fear-cycle.

In short, I think you may be supressing homosexual tendencies.

I hope this helps.

mcmeekle said:

You have prompted me to come out!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Qstrich is mom, you hug her neck for security, she has been down before but does NOT take that shit anymore!

Can't decide if man-in-black is dad (too easy), old obsessive lover, or the OLD Michael Jackson (after all the sweeps coverage)

Mom is your partner in crimebusting and in life. Go call her immediately! First I was afraid, I was petrified...

need I say more, that will $200 please