And they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie

with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out o

n the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

His son replied, "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too,"

That's kind of a cute joke.

WHUT DAY IS IT???

WHUT DAY IS IT???

WHUT DAY IS IT???

it's FUNKDAY!!!

Never heard that one!