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Thread started 10/01/13 1:34pm

MoBetterBliss

it's funny as you get older, what you class as a "win"

i'm in my 40s... last night, as i brushed my teeth before i went to bed, i looked at them and thought "these teeth are in really great shape"... i only had my first filling about a year ago... i go to the dentist every 6 months for a checkup now (hardly ever went before)... i thought to myself "i reckon i'll still have all my teeth for many years to come"... i kinda felt a bit proud

oh how the mighty have fallen

when i was 22:... spent last night having a threesome with 2 smokin' babes... rock'n'roll pimp2

now: ...my teeth haven't fallen out of my head... rock'n'roll pimp2

i need to aim higher neutral

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Reply #1 posted 10/01/13 3:38pm

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Reply #3 posted 10/02/13 12:14am

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I try my best to take care of teeh as well! i brush literally after every meal. And i also brushed after the sex i had this weekend. In fact it is usually the first thing i do after sex.. eek smile

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Mandingo	Gunsnhalen said: I try my best to take care of teeh as well! i brush literally after every meal. And i also brushed after the sex i had this weekend. In fact it is usually the first thing i do after sex.. No pulling out 1st?
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Tempest	Mandingo said: Gunsnhalen said: I try my best to take care of teeh as well! i brush literally after every meal. And i also brushed after the sex i had this weekend. In fact it is usually the first thing i do after sex.. No pulling out 1st? *
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Reply #6 posted 10/02/13 12:21pm

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Mandingo said:

Gunsnhalen said:

I try my best to take care of teeh as well! i brush literally after every meal. And i also brushed after the sex i had this weekend. In fact it is usually the first thing i do after sex..

No pulling out 1st?

I keep my lovers on my dick at all times.

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Reply #7 posted 10/02/13 2:19pm

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MoBetterBliss said:

i'm in my 40s... last night, as i brushed my teeth before i went to bed, i looked at them and thought "these teeth are in really great shape"... i only had my first filling about a year ago... i go to the dentist every 6 months for a checkup now (hardly ever went before)... i thought to myself "i reckon i'll still have all my teeth for many years to come"... i kinda felt a bit proud

oh how the mighty have fallen

when i was 22:... spent last night having a threesome with 2 smokin' babes... rock'n'roll

now: ...my teeth haven't fallen out of my head... rock'n'roll

i need to aim higher

Preach on.

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Reply #8 posted 10/03/13 2:58am

Mandingo	Gunsnhalen said: Mandingo said: No pulling out 1st? I keep my lovers on my dick at all times.
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Reply #9 posted 10/03/13 6:40am

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lol

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Reply #10 posted 10/04/13 3:51am

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MoBetterBliss said:

i'm in my 40s... last night, as i brushed my teeth before i went to bed, i looked at them and thought "these teeth are in really great shape"... i only had my first filling about a year ago... i go to the dentist every 6 months for a checkup now (hardly ever went before)... i thought to myself "i reckon i'll still have all my teeth for many years to come"... i kinda felt a bit proud

oh how the mighty have fallen

when i was 22:... spent last night having a threesome with 2 smokin' babes... rock'n'roll

now: ...my teeth haven't fallen out of my head... rock'n'roll

i need to aim higher

aged 22: i stayed up two nights in a row and am still going strong for tonight's party!!

now: i stayed awake past dusk!!!

aged 22: i danced all night and my feet aren't even sore!

now: i'm still able to tie my own shoes!

aged 22: i think those cute guys are going to come over and talk to me and my friends!!!

now: i hope that cute bag boy comes over to carry me and my friends' groceries to the car!!!

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Reply #11 posted 10/04/13 9:12am

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XxAxX said:

MoBetterBliss said:

i'm in my 40s... last night, as i brushed my teeth before i went to bed, i looked at them and thought "these teeth are in really great shape"... i only had my first filling about a year ago... i go to the dentist every 6 months for a checkup now (hardly ever went before)... i thought to myself "i reckon i'll still have all my teeth for many years to come"... i kinda felt a bit proud

oh how the mighty have fallen

when i was 22:... spent last night having a threesome with 2 smokin' babes... rock'n'roll

now: ...my teeth haven't fallen out of my head... rock'n'roll

i need to aim higher

aged 22: i stayed up two nights in a row and am still going strong for tonight's party!!

now: i stayed awake past dusk!!!

aged 22: i danced all night and my feet aren't even sore!

now: i'm still able to tie my own shoes!

aged 22: i think those cute guys are going to come over and talk to me and my friends!!!

now: i hope that cute bag boy comes over to carry me and my friends' groceries to the car!!!

lol

aged 22: It's only 2am & I'm starving...I hope Taco Bell is still open so I can stuff my face!
now: It's almost 10pm & I'm starving...I hope that the ONE taco I'm gonna eat doesn't keep me up all night with indigestion and acid reflux.

aged 22: I'm gonna do a few situps this week so that come Friday my shirt fits better for the weekend.
now: I'm gonna diet & exercise for the next three months and hopefully I can lose an inch before summer.

grandpa

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Reply #12 posted 10/04/13 9:45am

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