When you have a very large penis, an orgasm is a different experience than it is for a mini schlong dude. The Captain will initially start feeling the glow at the head of my member but it will take anywhere from 4-5 hours for the feeling to get all the way down my rod and to other parts of the body. My brain doesn't usually feel it for 48-72 hours. Once it all comes together, it is a full body, fireworks kind of thing that usually knocks the Captain out for a couple of hours, I mean like coma-out.

Orgasms are awesome and the Captain is so grateful for all of the $20 hookers out there who make them possible.

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CaptainChaos said:

When you have a very large penis, an orgasm is a different experience than it is for a mini schlong dude. The Captain will initially start feeling the glow at the head of my member but it will take anywhere from 4-5 hours for the feeling to get all the way down my rod and to other parts of the body. My brain doesn't usually feel it for 48-72 hours. Once it all comes together, it is a full body, fireworks kind of thing that usually knocks the Captain out for a couple of hours, I mean like coma-out.

Orgasms are awesome and the Captain is so grateful for all of the $20 hookers out there who make them possible.

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HOLY SMOKES!

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With such a powerful delayed reaction, do you have to take time off of work after you have sex? You know, in the 48 - 72 hour window? It would be extremely dangerous to go comatose while driving or at work.

Tempest said:

CaptainChaos said:

When you have a very large penis, an orgasm is a different experience than it is for a mini schlong dude. The Captain will initially start feeling the glow at the head of my member but it will take anywhere from 4-5 hours for the feeling to get all the way down my rod and to other parts of the body. My brain doesn't usually feel it for 48-72 hours. Once it all comes together, it is a full body, fireworks kind of thing that usually knocks the Captain out for a couple of hours, I mean like coma-out.

Orgasms are awesome and the Captain is so grateful for all of the $20 hookers out there who make them possible.

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With such a powerful delayed reaction, do you have to take time off of work after you have sex? You know, in the 48 - 72 hour window? It would be extremely dangerous to go comatose while driving or at work.

Fortunately the Captain is independently wealthy, having created a while back an extra, extra large condom brand call "Ginormous". It is the Captain's brand that many of the more well-endowed porn stars wear in their shoots (pardon the pun). The Captain spends much of his days counting my money and then subsequently converting my many residual checks into one dollar bills so that I can make it rain at the local strip clubs. There is also, of course, the Captain's phillanthopic efforts to support the local prostitute community. So, to answer your question, the Captain is very fortunate to not have to do a 9/5 that would interfere with my orgasmic pursuits.

CaptainChaos said:

Tempest said:

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With such a powerful delayed reaction, do you have to take time off of work after you have sex? You know, in the 48 - 72 hour window? It would be extremely dangerous to go comatose while driving or at work.

Fortunately the Captain is independently wealthy, having created a while back an extra, extra large condom brand call "Ginormous". It is the Captain's brand that many of the more well-endowed porn stars wear in their shoots (pardon the pun). The Captain spends much of his days counting my money and then subsequently converting my many residual checks into one dollar bills so that I can make it rain at the local strip clubs. There is also, of course, the Captain's phillanthopic efforts to support the local prostitute community. So, to answer your question, the Captain is very fortunate to not have to do a 9/5 that would interfere with my orgasmic pursuits.

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Ginormous.

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Sounds like a very fulfilling life you lead.

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I have one question. Why the $20 hookers when you have all that cash at your disposal?

Tempest said:

CaptainChaos said:

Fortunately the Captain is independently wealthy, having created a while back an extra, extra large condom brand call "Ginormous". It is the Captain's brand that many of the more well-endowed porn stars wear in their shoots (pardon the pun). The Captain spends much of his days counting my money and then subsequently converting my many residual checks into one dollar bills so that I can make it rain at the local strip clubs. There is also, of course, the Captain's phillanthopic efforts to support the local prostitute community. So, to answer your question, the Captain is very fortunate to not have to do a 9/5 that would interfere with my orgasmic pursuits.

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Ginormous.

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Sounds like a very fulfilling life you lead.

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I have one question. Why the $20 hookers when you have all that cash at your disposal?

Great question. It's mainly because the $50 hookers are too uppity and high faluting and the $10 hookers generally don't have any teeth. The Captain finds that the $20 prostitutes are the ones with the most pleasant attitudes and the least jaded world views.

CaptainChaos said:

Tempest said:

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Ginormous.

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Sounds like a very fulfilling life you lead.

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I have one question. Why the $20 hookers when you have all that cash at your disposal?

Great question. It's mainly because the $50 hookers are too uppity and high faluting and the $10 hookers generally don't have any teeth. The Captain finds that the $20 prostitutes are the ones with the most pleasant attitudes and the least jaded world views.

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Damn, you're good.

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I'm guessing that the $10 hookers would be great on the blow though.

If one has been dosed with I.V. Demerol, morphine, dilaudid, or most any other industrial strength opiate, the feeling that follows, for me at least, is VERY much like an orgasm except a tad bit more intense...sans heart rate, body temp, and sweat.

During the orgasm I get a rush of tingles and waves of pleasure throughout my body aside from my head...when that's done, after about a minute...my head is what appreciates it for an immense sense of satisfaction and calm comes over me and all worries disappear for about 10 minutes, then slowly work themselves back in after that appreciated hiatus.



After typing this, I realize why I masturbate so much now....ewwwww.