Hahahahah WOWWWWWW! The part where he started talking about the vulva......

He's probably overweight with a tiny dick too.

Uhope said:

MadamGoodnight said:

@ this homely, horse mouthed looking fool.

Am I the only one who is reminded of the Geico cave man when looking at this guy??

And I bet even *they* were cooler than this cat.

Hilarious

So....I guess all of the black women are safe from this nut job. I am hoping that all the other "races" he mentioned look out for him. He sounds like he has a precise way of getting rid of you, too if you break any of his rules...just saying.

He'll be looking forever to find his perfect woman. Wouldn't it be grand if he finally found her and then AFTER they marry he finds out she used to work in a strip club that her black mama owned.

I really don't get why people are surprised by someone having distinctive tastes in a potential partner.

I bet you do too. How many folks on here would not date an overweight person? Or even outside their race?

JustErin said:

I really don't get why people are surprised by someone having distinctive tastes in a potential partner.

I bet you do too. How many folks on here would not date an overweight person? Or even outside their race?

I agree. As I said earlier, I think it's great he's put all his preferences and 'idiot-cyncracies'™ out there. It should save him years of searching and lots of aggravation from "less-deserving" women.

Uhope said:

JustErin said:

I really don't get why people are surprised by someone having distinctive tastes in a potential partner.

I bet you do too. How many folks on here would not date an overweight person? Or even outside their race?

I agree. As I said earlier, I think it's great he's put all his preferences and 'idiot-cyncracies'™ out there. It should save him years of searching and lots of aggravation from "less-deserving" women.

I personally think the dude comes off as creepy but let's be honest here - we all think some people are less deserving.

[Edited 9/30/13 12:03pm]

Indeed. Some won't deserve him; he won't deserve others.

And yes, we ALL have our druthers. Honesty is the best policy.

Uhope said:

Indeed. Some won't deserve him; he won't deserve others.

And yes, we ALL have our druthers. Honesty is the best policy.

I'm such a party pooper in these kinds of threads, I know.

JustErin said:

Uhope said:

Indeed. Some won't deserve him; he won't deserve others.

And yes, we ALL have our druthers. Honesty is the best policy.

I'm such a party pooper in these kinds of threads, I know.

Nah... You know you want that guy for yourself!

Shyra said:

He'll be looking forever to find his perfect woman. Wouldn't it be grand if he finally found her and then AFTER they marry he finds out she used to work in a strip club that her black mama owned.

LOL, awesome!

But really - a guy like this is destined for loneliness. Like someone said in the comments - the fact that he lived with a girl for 11 years without asking her to marry him was Red Flag Number One.

If he'd drop the pretensions and just open his heart and make it receptive to love from where ever it comes, he'd probably find the woman of his dreams in about 30 seconds.

RodeoSchro said:

Shyra said:

He'll be looking forever to find his perfect woman. Wouldn't it be grand if he finally found her and then AFTER they marry he finds out she used to work in a strip club that her black mama owned.

LOL, awesome!

But really - a guy like this is destined for loneliness. Like someone said in the comments - the fact that he lived with a girl for 11 years without asking her to marry him was Red Flag Number One.

If he'd drop the pretensions and just open his heart and make it receptive to love from where ever it comes, he'd probably find the woman of his dreams in about 30 seconds.

There are many who won't find the person of their dreams in 30 years, let alone 30 seconds. I don't think love (maybe lust) comes at you like that. But since there are statistically more single women than single men, he does have a better chance at it.

Uhope said:

RodeoSchro said:

LOL, awesome!

But really - a guy like this is destined for loneliness. Like someone said in the comments - the fact that he lived with a girl for 11 years without asking her to marry him was Red Flag Number One.

If he'd drop the pretensions and just open his heart and make it receptive to love from where ever it comes, he'd probably find the woman of his dreams in about 30 seconds.

There are many who won't find the person of their dreams in 30 years, let alone 30 seconds. I don't think love (maybe lust) comes at you like that. But since there are statistically more single women than single men, he does have a better chance at it.

I firmly believe that if your heart is open and receptive to love, without silly human conditions like The Most Obnoxious Guy In Texas has, you will find love. And I don't think it will take that long.

Hey, even The Most Obnoxious Guy In Texas had a girlfriend for 11 years!

Uhope said:

True enough. Most people who are happily married/mated tend to feel that way. However, having a partner in life is not promised (no whining, just a fact). There are simply more women than men out there and a match is not guaranteed. And to echo JustErin, everyone does have their preferences and "deal-breakers" when it comes to a mate. If a person has settled in their heart what they want or don't want in another person, then those conditions are far from silly (even if they seem extreme to others). They're what means something to *them*, would contribute to their happiness.

Like I said, if you open your heart to love, you will find it. If you don't, you won't.

If a person has "settled in their heart" what their perfect mate is, I can pretty much guarantee you they will never find their perfect mate. Or if they do, their perfect mate will already be married to someone else and thus unattainable.

For most people, real "deal breakers" are stuff like drug addiction, porn users, etc. But if you open your heart to love, even those "deal breakers" aren't really deal breakers.

You know what a "perfect mate" is? Quite simply, a perfect mate has only one quality that matters:

They love you.

That's it. Hair color, weight, race, personal habits - none of that means a thing if they love you.

Ah, well -- there is doubtless a woman out there who will love Mr. Obnoxious for who he is (especially since he's paying).

I believe there is much to learn and discover about a person before "love" should be allowed to sink in (notice I didn't speak about a "perfect" mate. Just one who can be for you). An attempt to be level-headed and clear-eyed about oneself and the other person. I don't think I could walk up to someone (or vice versa) and say, "I'm open to love and you're it" within 30 seconds. I believe true love is cultivated and grown -- not just snatched off a tree. And it should be a tree you like, even if it's rare and only grows in Outer Mongolia or somewhere.

I do think that a person should be more concerned about what they can offer another person rather than what they can get. But what can be received is not of little import and everyone has the right to have their own standards. I need to know a lot about a person (and like what I learn) before I get to the "love" stage.

Like you said, it's obviously not impossible. "Obnoxious" found some semblance of his ideal that lasted eleven years -- longer than many marriages. He obviously thinks he can find it again. Neither he nor the other person would be happy with "just anyone". I don't think most people would.

Uhope said:

Ah, well -- there is doubtless a woman out there who will love Mr. Obnoxious for who he is (especially since he's paying).

I believe there is much to learn and discover about a person before "love" should be allowed to sink in (notice I didn't speak about a "perfect" mate. Just one who can be for you). An attempt to be level-headed and clear-eyed about oneself and the other person. I don't think I could walk up to someone (or vice versa) and say, "I'm open to love and you're it" within 30 seconds. I believe true love is cultivated and grown -- not just snatched off a tree. And it should be a tree you like, even if it's rare and only grows in Outer Mongolia or somewhere.

I do think that a person should be more concerned about what they can offer another person rather than what they can get. But what can be received is not of little import and everyone has the right to have their own standards. I need to know a lot about a person (and like what I learn) before I get to the "love" stage.

Like you said, it's obviously not impossible. "Obnoxious" found some semblance of his ideal that lasted eleven years -- longer than many marriages. He obviously thinks he can find it again. Neither he nor the other person would be happy with "just anyone". I don't think most people would.

Oh, I doubt Mr. Obnoxious is going to ever find love, because it doesn't matter if a woman's heart is open to love and she falls for him. As long as his heart is not open, and he's still looking for a woman that doesn't exist, he'll pass right over her.

In the same way, if your heart is open that doesn't mean you're going to convince whomever you want to fall in love with you. What it means is that when you find that someone that wants to give you love, you're going to be ready to receive it. And when two people give each other love, well that's what it's all about!

I'm not saying anyone should fall for "just anyone". I'm saying that if a person puts preconditions on what they will accept in exchange for their love, they are probably never going to find that person. In fact, they probably already have met that person but didn't know it because their heart was blinded by their preconditions.

And on the flip side, people who don't put these ridiculous preconditions on themselves and have their hearts ready to receive love unconditionally aren't going to miss that person who wants to give and receive their love.

Uhope said:

I don't know...kinda makes me delighted that he is so specific. No way a girl could be fooled, eh? Oughta make his pickins' as slim as they should be! [Edited 9/27/13 8:28am]

Agreed. It's good to know in advance he's such a narrowminded racist.

Makes it easier for the ladies to decide not to want to date him.


Because I would never date a racist like that.


Maybe it's wise to make sure to meet a certain standard yourself, before demanding it from other people.

It boggles me why so many easthetically challenced men, who lack even the slightest bit of sexiness or charm, feel that they are entitled to demand that they'r loveres meet a higher standard than they do themselves.


I blame porn. Porn creates the illusion that young pretty girls actually like to have sex with ugly old guys.

RodeoSchro said:

Uhope said:

Ah, well -- there is doubtless a woman out there who will love Mr. Obnoxious for who he is (especially since he's paying).

I believe there is much to learn and discover about a person before "love" should be allowed to sink in (notice I didn't speak about a "perfect" mate. Just one who can be for you). An attempt to be level-headed and clear-eyed about oneself and the other person. I don't think I could walk up to someone (or vice versa) and say, "I'm open to love and you're it" within 30 seconds. I believe true love is cultivated and grown -- not just snatched off a tree. And it should be a tree you like, even if it's rare and only grows in Outer Mongolia or somewhere.

I do think that a person should be more concerned about what they can offer another person rather than what they can get. But what can be received is not of little import and everyone has the right to have their own standards. I need to know a lot about a person (and like what I learn) before I get to the "love" stage.

Like you said, it's obviously not impossible. "Obnoxious" found some semblance of his ideal that lasted eleven years -- longer than many marriages. He obviously thinks he can find it again. Neither he nor the other person would be happy with "just anyone". I don't think most people would.

Oh, I doubt Mr. Obnoxious is going to ever find love, because it doesn't matter if a woman's heart is open to love and she falls for him. As long as his heart is not open, and he's still looking for a woman that doesn't exist, he'll pass right over her.

In the same way, if your heart is open that doesn't mean you're going to convince whomever you want to fall in love with you. What it means is that when you find that someone that wants to give you love, you're going to be ready to receive it. And when two people give each other love, well that's what it's all about!

I'm not saying anyone should fall for "just anyone". I'm saying that if a person puts preconditions on what they will accept in exchange for their love, they are probably never going to find that person. In fact, they probably already have met that person but didn't know it because their heart was blinded by their preconditions.

And on the flip side, people who don't put these ridiculous preconditions on themselves and have their hearts ready to receive love unconditionally aren't going to miss that person who wants to give and receive their love.

I see. Prolly much depends on what "unconditional" love means to people the people involved. It can look like different things to different people. The trick is finding the one who has the same perspective.

Everyone likes to talk about it but there sure are a lot of divorces as the result of certain "conditions" (i.e. fidelity, non-abuse, etc.) not being kept. It's all in what a person is inclined to live with, I guess. Limits and abilities vary from person to person.

Uhope said:

RodeoSchro said:

Oh, I doubt Mr. Obnoxious is going to ever find love, because it doesn't matter if a woman's heart is open to love and she falls for him. As long as his heart is not open, and he's still looking for a woman that doesn't exist, he'll pass right over her.

In the same way, if your heart is open that doesn't mean you're going to convince whomever you want to fall in love with you. What it means is that when you find that someone that wants to give you love, you're going to be ready to receive it. And when two people give each other love, well that's what it's all about!

I'm not saying anyone should fall for "just anyone". I'm saying that if a person puts preconditions on what they will accept in exchange for their love, they are probably never going to find that person. In fact, they probably already have met that person but didn't know it because their heart was blinded by their preconditions.

And on the flip side, people who don't put these ridiculous preconditions on themselves and have their hearts ready to receive love unconditionally aren't going to miss that person who wants to give and receive their love.

I see. Prolly much depends on what "unconditional" love means to people the people involved. It can look like different things to different people. The trick is finding the one who has the same perspective.

Everyone likes to talk about it but there sure are a lot of divorces as the result of certain "conditions" (i.e. fidelity, non-abuse, etc.) not being kept. It's all in what a person is inclined to live with, I guess. Limits and abilities vary from person to person.

define love

dJJ said:

Uhope said:

I don't know...kinda makes me delighted that he is so specific. No way a girl could be fooled, eh? Oughta make his pickins' as slim as they should be! [Edited 9/27/13 8:28am]

Agreed. It's good to know in advance he's such a narrowminded racist.

Makes it easier for the ladies to decide not to want to date him.


Because I would never date a racist like that.


Maybe it's wise to make sure to meet a certain standard yourself, before demanding it from other people.

It boggles me why so many easthetically challenced men, who lack even the slightest bit of sexiness or charm, feel that they are entitled to demand that they'r loveres meet a higher standard than they do themselves.


I blame porn. Porn creates the illusion that young pretty girls actually like to have sex with ugly old guys.

LMAO, it sure does.

LadyZsaZsa said:

MadamGoodnight said:

Exactly!

For real...There are some folks who date outside their race for the feeling of superiority. I saw one on Jerry Springer.

This guy in Texas has taken it to the extreme. He said he would never, ever, ever be with a woman who has ever had sex with a black guy. He feels blacks and whites should not have children together.

This guy says he wants someone athletic, but he's not in shape himself. You can see his stomach sticking out in his pictures. He looks like he has a kangaroo pouch, but wants to date someone who looks like an Olympian.

I remember someone dating online, and they were disappointed because their date had a spare tire around their waist. I reminded them that they themselves have a spare tire around their waist. Another guy told me he had to have a woman who drove a luxury car, had designer clothes, and is high maintenance. The person demanding these things had no car at the time, and did not keep himself groomed. Typical. I see this all the time. This loser in Texas is just another one.

LadyZsaZsa said:

MoBetterBliss said:

sure thing rusty... i'll take yer sister out on a date... but she better be purty... cause i gots my standards ya know


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[Edited 9/26/13 20:33pm]

What? He could be 007.

he presses a button on the phone and it turns into a high tech arse cleaning device

Does Ted Nugent still live in Texas?

Cerebus said:

Does Ted Nugent still live in Texas?

I'm not sure. After GWB moved away from him to Dallas, he may have vamoosed. We can only hope he's out of our state.

I first became aware of Romeo Rose about 5 years ago. He used to be one of the best comedians on the internet. There are clips on Youtube of him ranting against his internet commenters, appearing on Judge Judy to get a refund for a horrible tattoo of his (apparently ex) girlfriend, and performing his original blues material on that butt-fugly instrument of his. The major joke about it is how awesome he thinks he is compared to the actual talent on display, and how angry he gets when anyone questions his godliness.

He would pop up on guitar player forums once in a while, like "Geez look at this dork!" I was truly not 100% sure if he was taking the piss or just a highly deluded attantion whore. Either way, it was some funny shit.

This racist stuff is a new twist though. That just killed his comedy potential for me. And yet it seems to have worked. Googling him today I see they are interviewing him on the Huffington Post and local news stations. He's become legitimately internet famous. Neo nazi websites defending him are popping up in the same google search.

And if I'm not mistaken he once did a post that REALLY had people howling in which he talked about how he was a black man... because he understands the blues even more than Stevie Ray Vaughan or something.