it happens, folks

!!!

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kiasheri said:

it's about the male G spot being there or something like that

I get one BEFORE taking a shit. I hate that!

You always get these big ass turds.

Lucky you!

Seriously though, I have begun hearing of something called anal fissure. Apparently this is likely to occur if someone gets a hard on while looking at porn and it creates issue in someone's anal region.

Damn

I've never experienced that but it's not unusual for me to wake up in the

morning with a boner and I have to piss. Then my tall lanky ass have to kneel

down in front of the toilet and piss so I want piss all over my rug because I'm still

sleepy.

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phunkdaddy said:

Damn

I've never experienced that but it's not unusual for me to wake up in the

morning with a boner and I have to piss. Then my tall lanky ass have to kneel

down in front of the toilet and piss so I want piss all over my rug because I'm still

sleepy.

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That's better than getting hard from the BACK.

That's it, I'm cutting off my time.

could be worse... the situation could be reversed

JerseyKRS said:

yet another reason i'm glad i don't have a penis

tinaz said:

I dont know how you people live with those things..

What with a dick? It ain't easy, believe me.

Timmy84 said:

tinaz said:

I dont know how you people live with those things..

What with a dick? It ain't easy, believe me.

actually it's the crotch which gives me trouble

Timmy84 said:

tinaz said:

I dont know how you people live with those things..

What with a dick? It ain't easy, believe me.

*

I think if I had one, I'd be off balance having this appendage that leans either to the left or to the right in my pants. I'd definitely walk funny at the very least.

*

That reminds me of an old cheer from high school:

*

Lean to the left,

lean to the right,

stand up, sit down,

fight, fight, fight.

Tempest said:

Timmy84 said:

What with a dick? It ain't easy, believe me.

*

I think if I had one, I'd be off balance having this appendage that leans either to the left or to the right in my pants. I'd definitely walk funny at the very least.

*

That reminds me of an old cheer from high school:

*

Lean to the left,

lean to the right,

stand up, sit down,

fight, fight, fight.

Talking about awkwardness, I used to wear my JROTC uniform in school (because it was required on some days to wear the uniform in class) and get these out of nowhere boners. Some girls even mocked me about it and I wanted them to stop. People don't understand it's hard out here for a male.

tinaz said:

I dont know how you people live with those things..

When it goes inside certain things whether it be the ''sugar walls'' for straight men or the ''Pleasure measure'' for gay ones. The feeling is bliss and hmmph hmmph yeah baby gonna bust this nut feeling is next to GODLY.

Timmy84 said:

Tempest said:

*

I think if I had one, I'd be off balance having this appendage that leans either to the left or to the right in my pants. I'd definitely walk funny at the very least.

*

That reminds me of an old cheer from high school:

*

Lean to the left,

lean to the right,

stand up, sit down,

fight, fight, fight.

Talking about awkwardness, I used to wear my JROTC uniform in school (because it was required on some days to wear the uniform in class) and get these out of nowhere boners. Some girls even mocked me about it and I wanted them to stop. People don't understand it's hard out here for a male.

Sometimes i get them... at the gym like i won't be concentrating on anything but the bench or strair master... then BAM.

Or my roomie will come knock on my door while i watch porn... and need me to help with something. And i go outside trying to hide my boner

Gunsnhalen said:

Timmy84 said:

Talking about awkwardness, I used to wear my JROTC uniform in school (because it was required on some days to wear the uniform in class) and get these out of nowhere boners. Some girls even mocked me about it and I wanted them to stop. People don't understand it's hard out here for a male.

Sometimes i get them... at the gym like i won't be concentrating on anything but the bench or strair master... then BAM.

Or my roomie will come knock on my door while i watch porn... and need me to help with something. And i go outside trying to hide my boner

*

Yeah, it's the surprise element that would be a little disconcerting at times in addition to the fact that boners really can't be hidden.

*

Being a female, it's nice to be able to hide the fact that arousal has arrived (at least in public).

lol

It's weird how we call the male Gspot the equivalent of the female G spot,

and it isn't even close

the spot for men is 1st and foremost connected to the body removing piss and dung

Funny sort of, would not want to experience it, but my uncle(at the time in his 60s) was taking a lot of Nitequil for a flu. He said he kept experiencing the need to do #2 but nothing happening. He finally went to the doctor, and they said his prostate was enlarged as the result of the medicine and sending signals to his body that he had to take a crap...

.

It is generally thought that the female G-Spot and the male prostate are composed of the same tissue. The prostate, therefore, is often referred to as the male G-Spot. This might stretch the analogy a bit, as the area identified as the female G-Spot is in-and-up behind the her pubic bone and it swells as the woman becomes aroused. The male prostate, on the other hand, is deeper and resides at the neck of the bladder. In fact, it is the "valve" that "decides" if the man is going to ejaculate or urinate... men cannot come and go at the same time!

Gunsnhalen said:

Timmy84 said:

Talking about awkwardness, I used to wear my JROTC uniform in school (because it was required on some days to wear the uniform in class) and get these out of nowhere boners. Some girls even mocked me about it and I wanted them to stop. People don't understand it's hard out here for a male.

Sometimes i get them... at the gym like i won't be concentrating on anything but the bench or strair master... then BAM.

Or my roomie will come knock on my door while i watch porn... and need me to help with something. And i go outside trying to hide my boner

That's even worse.

JerseyKRS said:

+1

ZombieKitten said:

Where is ReturnofDook when you need him to tell us all about blumpkins...

Busy with his fiance

blumpkins???