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Thread started 09/13/13 5:03am

funkpill

A Wife Walked In On Her Husband In Bed With A Midget Woman

She looked at her husband, with tears in her eyes and said,

"I thought you said you weren't going to do this anymore!!"

The husband just looked over his shoulders,without stopping

what he was doing with the midget woman, and replied,

"Hell, you can see that I'm cutting down". confused

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Reply #1 posted 09/13/13 5:04am

kiasheri

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lol lol lol lol lol razz

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Reply #2 posted 09/13/13 5:09am

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Reply #3 posted 09/13/13 8:39am

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disbelief lol

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Reply #4 posted 09/13/13 9:53am

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falloff

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #5 posted 09/13/13 12:13pm

PurpleJedi

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faint

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #6 posted 09/13/13 12:22pm

Tempest

giggle

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Reply #7 posted 09/13/13 3:46pm

Timmy84

Love that joke! falloff

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Reply #8 posted 09/13/13 5:42pm

morningsong

biggrin

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Reply #9 posted 09/13/13 5:48pm

BobGeorge909

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I missed the first "in" and all i could see was a woman and a little person walking on a mans back. I was sooooo confused. Like how is this funny, i dontt get it. But then i learned how to read and im laughing now.
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Reply #10 posted 09/13/13 6:19pm

XxAxX

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lol

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Reply #11 posted 09/13/13 6:27pm

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All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #12 posted 09/13/13 9:20pm

Cinny

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HAHAHAHA

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Reply #13 posted 09/13/13 9:39pm

ThisOne

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Reply #14 posted 09/14/13 3:52pm

aardvark15

falloff

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Reply #15 posted 09/15/13 3:00am

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #16 posted 09/15/13 12:56pm

chocolate1

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lol

Hope you've had a great weekend so far! hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #17 posted 09/15/13 10:46pm

sexton

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The term "midget" is considered offensive.

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Reply #18 posted 09/17/13 3:42am

TonyVanDam

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falloff

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Reply #19 posted 09/17/13 4:09am

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sexton said:

The term "midget" is considered offensive.


Not when used in this context:

Did you read about the aroused dwarf that was discovered frozen in a refrigerator? The newspaper headline read:




FOUND: FRIGID MIDGET WITH A RIGID DIGIT



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[Edited 9/16/13 21:10pm]

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Reply #20 posted 09/17/13 8:05am

Tempest

RodeoSchro said:

sexton said:

The term "midget" is considered offensive.


Not when used in this context:

Did you read about the aroused dwarf that was discovered frozen in a refrigerator? The newspaper headline read:




FOUND: FRIGID MIDGET WITH A RIGID DIGIT



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[Edited 9/16/13 21:10pm]

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Try to say that headline fast 20 times in a row. lol

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Reply #21 posted 09/20/13 1:57pm

PurpleJedi

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sexton said:

The term "midget" is considered offensive.


...says the man with the 10" platform shoes... rolleyes

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #22 posted 09/22/13 7:19pm

sexton

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PurpleJedi said:

sexton said:

The term "midget" is considered offensive.


...says the man with the 10" platform shoes... rolleyes


fishslap

On a somewhat related note, I do cringe whenever I see Prince referred to as a "midget". disbelief

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Reply #23 posted 09/23/13 1:25am

Tempest

heart yoda heart

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