The Captain is serious. No hold's barred. Anything you want to know about my gigantic rod is fair game.

When was last time it was used?

iaminparties said:

When was last time it was used?

The Captain's penis is on a 23 hour rotation. By law, I am only allowed for it not to be used one hour a day, generally between the hours of 3 and 4 AM, or else the ensuing explosion of man joice would cause an envionmental balance so severe all of Earth's life forms would be destroyed.

Think the dinosaurs...

(To answer the obvious follow-up question, yes the Captain is using in now. She doesn't mind if I type at the same time)

If your penis could release a mating call, what would it sound like?

FormerlyKnownAs said:

If your penis could release a mating call, what would it sound like?

The Captain's rod actually emits a high pitch signal that only really hot women can hear. So Org Ladies, that tea kettle sound you keep hearing...now you know.

The Captain wonders if maybe I should have called this thread Ask CaptainChaos' Penis Anything. You see the Captain is just a conduit, a vehicle as it were. The Captain is very aware that it is my gigantic schlong that is the star of the show.

I see you have 12" of non-stop soul. How long is your rod fully erect? Girth?

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Tempest said:

I see you have 12" of non-stop soul. How long is your rod fully erect? Girth?

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Cannot reveal actual measurements but this pitcure should give you a general idea.

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HOLY SMOKES!

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CaptainChaos said:

Tempest said:

I see you have 12" of non-stop soul. How long is your rod fully erect? Girth?

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Cannot reveal actual measurements but this pitcure should give you a general idea.

[Edited 9/19/13 17:09pm]

For some reason, this is how I picture you, waiting for questions.

Just kidding Chaos...glad you're proud of your member. Carry on.

G3000 said:

For some reason, this is how I picture you, waiting for questions.

Just kidding Chaos...glad you're proud of your member. Carry on.

That's pretty cool. The Captain may get that as a tatoo on my penis. There's still a little room next to the complete and unabridged text of "War and Peach" which currently resides on my johnson.

CaptainChaos said:

G3000 said:

For some reason, this is how I picture you, waiting for questions.

Just kidding Chaos...glad you're proud of your member. Carry on.

That's pretty cool. The Captain may get that as a tatoo on my penis. There's still a little room next to the complete and unabridged text of "War and Peach" which currently resides on my johnson.

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AdmiralDisorder says he is going to start a thread called "Ask AdmiralDisorder Anything About His Penis Which is Incidentally Bigger Than the Captain's" Admiral is a bit delusional. Plus we're no longer BFFs. We're feuding, it's a long story. It's alright, the Captain doesn't need nobody. The Captain is his own man.