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Printableif you have a mall near you with a candy store in it with 'bulk' candy you can sometimes find single colors of m & m's in bins...but yeh that's a kinda ridiculous request.. | |
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While you are sorting the green, could you please sort the red for me! Please...  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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i got it...how bout nail polish?
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DarlinLaurie said: rice krispie bars with green food coloring, cupcakes frosted with green frosting or green sprinkles, green gummy worms
Yep... I'm going with the Rice Krispie treats... in green only!  | |
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sag10 said: Azure, I am so glad that his teacher assigned this task to you... You will be busy, and no time for boredom this weekend...
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rio said: i got it...how bout nail polish?
Wouldn't that be neat to color all the other ones green with nail polish and throw them on her desk and tell them they're for her! | |
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sag10 said: While you are sorting the green, could you please sort the red for me! Please...
You are asking for it! 
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AzureStar said: sag10 said: While you are sorting the green, could you please sort the red for me! Please...
You are asking for it!
Yes, my dear I am asking for the red m&m's. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: AzureStar said: sag10 said: While you are sorting the green, could you please sort the red for me! Please...
You are asking for it!
Yes, my dear I am asking for the red m&m's. | |
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: AzureStar said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: damn I am glad I do not have kids...and have to do this pointless shit.
I think jolly ranchers are a good idea...its better then picking out green M&M's Ahh... but I still have to send along the green M&Ms... and another GREEN ONLY treat. They really can't be serious in expecting me to buy bags of them and pick out enough green ones to share with the class. That is absurd. Not to menchion asinine and recockulous...what you do is buy the M&M and send them to school with a note on them that says you must pick out the green ones cause unlike you I do not have the time to sit and pointlessly count out 25 M&Ms that are only green. I was thinking of doing that, but I don't want my son to be embarrassed about it, you know? But that thought had crossed my mind more than once. I just asked him what other kids were brining and he told me certain kids were brining green kool-aid and green cookies, so now it's like I HAVE to do it since the other kids must know what he is supposed to bring. Send him to school with something that is green... along with a note to the teacher in a sealed envelope... the note should say the following: "Dear Mrs. *insert teacher's name*, Fuck you for giving me the goddamned M&M assignment and trying to make my kid look like some kind of fucking deadbeat for not bringing them... you will take these fucking cookies and like it or I will come down there, pull your head out of your ass and shove it up the ass of the nearest available vice-principal, you fucking half-witted reject from a retarded village idiots colony. Respectfully yours, Heather" That was pretty damn funny. But IceNine, you beat me to it. I was going to compose a letter as well, but yours is good enough.
That's just ridiculous though! And you know the green m&m thing happened because of the bad spelling corrections. I would actually send that letter. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: AzureStar said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: damn I am glad I do not have kids...and have to do this pointless shit.
I think jolly ranchers are a good idea...its better then picking out green M&M's Ahh... but I still have to send along the green M&Ms... and another GREEN ONLY treat. They really can't be serious in expecting me to buy bags of them and pick out enough green ones to share with the class. That is absurd. Not to menchion asinine and recockulous...what you do is buy the M&M and send them to school with a note on them that says you must pick out the green ones cause unlike you I do not have the time to sit and pointlessly count out 25 M&Ms that are only green. I was thinking of doing that, but I don't want my son to be embarrassed about it, you know? But that thought had crossed my mind more than once. I just asked him what other kids were brining and he told me certain kids were brining green kool-aid and green cookies, so now it's like I HAVE to do it since the other kids must know what he is supposed to bring. Send him to school with something that is green... along with a note to the teacher in a sealed envelope... the note should say the following: "Dear Mrs. *insert teacher's name*, Fuck you for giving me the goddamned M&M assignment and trying to make my kid look like some kind of fucking deadbeat for not bringing them... you will take these fucking cookies and like it or I will come down there, pull your head out of your ass and shove it up the ass of the nearest available vice-principal, you fucking half-witted reject from a retarded village idiots colony. Respectfully yours, Heather" That was pretty damn funny. But IceNine, you beat me to it. I was going to compose a letter as well, but yours is good enough.
That's just ridiculous though! And you know the green m&m thing happened because of the bad spelling corrections. I would actually send that letter. When the newsletter is sent home next week, I will post the thing and let you all see how horrible it really is. It is BAD. I would love to send what IceNine wrote... but I think it may make things more difficult on my son if I did.  | |
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AzureStar said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: AzureStar said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: damn I am glad I do not have kids...and have to do this pointless shit.
I think jolly ranchers are a good idea...its better then picking out green M&M's Ahh... but I still have to send along the green M&Ms... and another GREEN ONLY treat. They really can't be serious in expecting me to buy bags of them and pick out enough green ones to share with the class. That is absurd. Not to menchion asinine and recockulous...what you do is buy the M&M and send them to school with a note on them that says you must pick out the green ones cause unlike you I do not have the time to sit and pointlessly count out 25 M&Ms that are only green. I was thinking of doing that, but I don't want my son to be embarrassed about it, you know? But that thought had crossed my mind more than once. I just asked him what other kids were brining and he told me certain kids were brining green kool-aid and green cookies, so now it's like I HAVE to do it since the other kids must know what he is supposed to bring. Send him to school with something that is green... along with a note to the teacher in a sealed envelope... the note should say the following: "Dear Mrs. *insert teacher's name*, Fuck you for giving me the goddamned M&M assignment and trying to make my kid look like some kind of fucking deadbeat for not bringing them... you will take these fucking cookies and like it or I will come down there, pull your head out of your ass and shove it up the ass of the nearest available vice-principal, you fucking half-witted reject from a retarded village idiots colony. Respectfully yours, Heather" That was pretty damn funny. But IceNine, you beat me to it. I was going to compose a letter as well, but yours is good enough.
That's just ridiculous though! And you know the green m&m thing happened because of the bad spelling corrections. I would actually send that letter. When the newsletter is sent home next week, I will post the thing and let you all see how horrible it really is. It is BAD. I would love to send what IceNine wrote... but I think it may make things more difficult on my son if I did. That's really bad though. A teacher who can't spell. It's actually kind of frightening. I mean, who going to teach the kids to spell if the teacher can't herself? Next thing you know, they'll be having a spelling test and she'll have them spell potato, "potatoe". "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Next month take the monthly news letter and correct her dumb ass mistakes with a red marker. Return one copy to her, one to the school's principle and one to the Superintendent of the school's district. Make a statement without saying a word... I'm firmly planted in denial |
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minneapolisgenius said: AzureStar said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: AzureStar said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: damn I am glad I do not have kids...and have to do this pointless shit.
I think jolly ranchers are a good idea...its better then picking out green M&M's Ahh... but I still have to send along the green M&Ms... and another GREEN ONLY treat. They really can't be serious in expecting me to buy bags of them and pick out enough green ones to share with the class. That is absurd. Not to menchion asinine and recockulous...what you do is buy the M&M and send them to school with a note on them that says you must pick out the green ones cause unlike you I do not have the time to sit and pointlessly count out 25 M&Ms that are only green. I was thinking of doing that, but I don't want my son to be embarrassed about it, you know? But that thought had crossed my mind more than once. I just asked him what other kids were brining and he told me certain kids were brining green kool-aid and green cookies, so now it's like I HAVE to do it since the other kids must know what he is supposed to bring. Send him to school with something that is green... along with a note to the teacher in a sealed envelope... the note should say the following: "Dear Mrs. *insert teacher's name*, Fuck you for giving me the goddamned M&M assignment and trying to make my kid look like some kind of fucking deadbeat for not bringing them... you will take these fucking cookies and like it or I will come down there, pull your head out of your ass and shove it up the ass of the nearest available vice-principal, you fucking half-witted reject from a retarded village idiots colony. Respectfully yours, Heather" That was pretty damn funny. But IceNine, you beat me to it. I was going to compose a letter as well, but yours is good enough.
That's just ridiculous though! And you know the green m&m thing happened because of the bad spelling corrections. I would actually send that letter. When the newsletter is sent home next week, I will post the thing and let you all see how horrible it really is. It is BAD. I would love to send what IceNine wrote... but I think it may make things more difficult on my son if I did. That's really bad though. A teacher who can't spell. It's actually kind of frightening. I mean, who going to teach the kids to spell if the teacher can't herself? Next thing you know, they'll be having a spelling test and she'll have them spell potato, "potatoe". Exactly... and, that's basically what I said to her. It is very frightening... in the newsletter that she sends out, she uses "our" instead of "are", "an" instead of "and"... it's just very bad. I don't get it. | |
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Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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