Send him to school saying "mommy hates the fuckin Irish and she is a racist so I cannot celebrate St. Patricks Day"


Then buy your kid a big bag of ONLY red, only red M&Ms to chomp on..

(The post above is not intended to offend)

REDFEATHERS said:

You felt you needed a dislaimer, eh? I feel that way at times, too.

AzureStar said:

Yeah, blah, shlmar...


We have to be politically correct these days and be very careful even though political correctness isnt technically politically correct now...wtf?


Anyway AzureStar...lemme know what you decide to do or what happens tomorrow...

M&M's often have holiday themed bags so perhaps they sell a St. Patty's day bag.

Otherwise tell the teacher to go fuck herself. There aren't very mean green m&m's in a bag meaning you will have to buy many, many bags to supply enough for all the kids. I hate how teachers never really think about money or time the parents will have to spend.

REDFEATHERS said:

Did I have too much Amartetto? What's happening tomorrow?

AzureStar said:

MONDAY!!!

REDFEATHERS said:

Damn... and here I was all excited about what awaits me tomorrow!




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[This message was edited Thu Mar 13 18:28:24 PST 2003 by AzureStar]

AzureStar said:

You will be excited when I return tomorrow, but now I gotta go to bed...


Nite! Nite!

Have him bring in broccoli spears for everyone!

Although he might get his ass kicked.

lovemachine said:

Yeah but then her son wouldn't have done the 'assignment' and then the other kids might tease him!

Make Rice Krispie (nice spelling, eh? ) treats and add green food coloring to the melted marshmallow... that will make the whole things turn out green.

For St Paddy's we usually just add green dye to our 40s of Mickies... you could do that too!

I don't think the green beer would go over well... broccoli spears would be HEAVEN for me to send, but would make my son feel bad...

So, I will buy a ton of bags of M&Ms and sort through them all to get a good amount in each festive St. Patricks Day bag...

Damn her, anyway...

I have some green meat that he might like to take to school. Smells a bit...but it's green.

althom said:

Mmmm... green meat and green beer...

i believe you can order them single color from there website or something...

I have had some dumb ass request from my son's school for the holiday parties also. But Lavish's suggestion is a good one, I live in Texas (Houston) and in some of the larger malls with candy stores they have M&M's in bulk of one single color, I bought some purple ones for a friend's b-day present last year, they had white, yellow, red, turquoise,blue,purple,brown,orange,green,and a couple of other colors. But I really think you would have better luck trying a mall candy store.
Good luck to you! And if you aren't able to find all green M&M's, Then I would send the cookies and a note, tactfully written of course...that some of the request made of us as parents are beyond pitiful, and that more thought and consideration should be put into these things.

Peace and blessings

AzureStar said:

Green I love Green and Black... Oh?! M&M's All the colours are just fine... 8)

I went to the mall this morning to look for them sold in bulk, in single colors, and had no luck at all. So, I bought five large bags of them and will be picking out the green ones later this weekend. The school gave me her school e-mail account... this is what I have typed up to send to her. Do you think it's okay?


"Ms. Snyder,

I am writing in regards to the note that you sent home with Colin on Thursday, requesting that he bring in green M&Ms for the party on Monday.

I called the school this morning and left two messages for you, in an attempt to find out if you really wanted Colin to bring in only green M&Ms. No call back. I also sent a note with him, PINNED to his jacket, asking you to let me know. Again, nothing.

I am not sure if you are aware of what a ridiculous request this was that he brings in ONLY green M&Ms. I can understand being festive for St. Patricks Day, however, to request that a child bring in something like this is absurd to me.

I do not have the time to go running around trying to find a store that may sell these candies in bulk, or run from store to store to see if they sell them in large bags of green for St. Patricks Day, nor do I have the time to sit and sort through bags of these to pick out the green ones.

He will have his green M&Ms with him on Monday for the party. Please, put a little more thought into your requests... I'm certain you thought it was a good idea, but take the time to think about what it is that you are asking."

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

apple jolly ranchers

one of the things i dreaded most about elementary school--bringin in stuff 4 holidays, cuz the majority of the time my folks couldn't afford 2 buy anything 4 me 2 bring.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Priceless

althom said:

Bwwahahahaha

make rice crispy cakes with green food colouring inside, or in fact any cake type thing with green food colouring

IceNine said:

Stop flaming the teacher.

Azure, I am so glad that his teacher assigned this task to you... You will be busy, and no time for boredom this weekend...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Awww...

AmethystAngelMN said:

I generally got along well with my teachers, except for one: my high school sophomore English teacher, a rookie fresh out of college. There definitely was some tension between us, and I think it was because my English skills were better than hers.

"Those that can't do, teach."

rice krispie bars with green food coloring, cupcakes frosted with green frosting or green sprinkles, green gummy worms

matt said:

Do you really believe this or are you just being a smarty pants?

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Or from another point of view it's good to have kids and have fun doing those "shitty" things...