MoBetterBliss said:

they're really expensive here in australia, so i just get mine checked by an old guy down at the pub that used to be a doctor... buy him a beer and he'll take you out the back and have a look at it for you

it's a bit odd though... his finger sure feels a lot bigger than it looks

At the very least, they should take you out for a dinner and a drink first.

I guess I missed my calling in life. Giving prostate exams sounds kinda HOT!

Tempest said:

I guess I missed my calling in life. Giving prostate exams sounds kinda HOT!

Even to men with hairy, unwahsed bums?

sexton said:

Tempest said:

I guess I missed my calling in life. Giving prostate exams sounds kinda HOT!

Even to men with hairy, unwahsed bums?

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Yep. The hairier & smellier the better.

Tempest said:

sexton said:

Even to men with hairy, unwahsed bums?

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Yep. The hairier & smellier the better.

Don't make eyes at me, my bum is always clean and presentable. Sorry to disappoint you.

Uhope said:

Women have to have quite invasive exams annually -- sometimes more often. We just do them. A prostate exam cannot be any worse than those. And since both can keep a check on cancers undiagnosable by other means, I don't really understand the desire to "opt out". Of course you can...no one will make you go to the doctor. But it's YOUR health...and the mental/emotional/financial health of your family & friends if you get sick. Be a man and take it!

sexton said:

Tempest said:

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Yep. The hairier & smellier the better.

Don't make eyes at me, my bum is always clean and presentable. Sorry to disappoint you.

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I like clean ones too.

BobGeorge909 said:

Uhope said:

Women have to have quite invasive exams annually -- sometimes more often. We just do them. A prostate exam cannot be any worse than those. And since both can keep a check on cancers undiagnosable by other means, I don't really understand the desire to "opt out". Of course you can...no one will make you go to the doctor. But it's YOUR health...and the mental/emotional/financial health of your family & friends if you get sick. Be a man and take it!

Tbh...vaginas are 'in'roads...rectums r 'out'roads...a little different. Vajayjays routinely have things shoved in them...enjoyably even. Assholes typicaly do the shoving of things OUT of them.

I was supposed to have one myself last week and sat there for the longest trying to work up the nerve but couldn't go through with it.

Uhope said:

BobGeorge909 said:

Tbh...vaginas are 'in'roads...rectums r 'out'roads...a little different. Vajayjays routinely have things shoved in them...enjoyably even. Assholes typicaly do the shoving of things OUT of them.

It's not the "passage" so much as the destination (and not every woman routinely have things shoved in, fyi). Having internal organs palpated, speculums inserted, cervix scraped...ouchies! It's uncomfy at best and can be painful. I've had cramps for the rest of the day. Plus indignity of bright lights, all the goods on full display in stirrups.

I'd wager the women's exam is pretty much worse in every way. Yet, I wouldn't miss a year.

sorry about your crohn's disease, tho.
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uPtoWnNY said:

I hate it with a passion. It's fucking 2013. With all this high-tech shit, you'd think doctors would come up with a less invasive procedure.

You ain't lying. Hell, I even asked my doctor last week if he couldn't just X-ray my asshole instead.

vainandy said:

BobGeorge909 said:

vainandy said:

You ain't lying. Hell, I even asked my doctor last week if he couldn't just X-ray my asshole instead.

Or maybe approach it with an ultrasound wand? [Edited 9/16/13 22:13pm]

He reached over and put his hand on my shoulder and I jumped. He even asked me if I'd be more relaxed if I just got undressed and layed on the bed and talked for a while and maybe slip his finger in by surprise. I told him that the one that would be surprised is him because I would jump so fast, my ass would close up and he might lose his finger. He asked what he could do to make me relax and I told him I couldn't even relax that much even with wine, candlelight, and a Stylistics CD.

I have one word to say .........

SHITFINGERS!

MaxiMPact said:

I have one word to say .........

SHITFINGERS!

Both of em.

MaxiMPact said:

vainandy said:

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnua go drink a cup of harden the fck up!

BobGeorge909 said:

MaxiMPact said:

I have one word to say .........

SHITFINGERS!

Lemme tell ya...i cussed a woman out over some bullshit like that. U ask me to do summin, u better have goddamn prepped for it. God...i never been so pissed in my life.