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Thread started 09/05/13 10:12pm

funkpill

A Man Went To The Supermarket Where They Had A Sale On Boneless Chicken Breasts

He intended to stock up. At the store, however, he was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so he complained to the butcher lady.

"Don't worry," she said,
"I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, he heard the lady butcher's voice boom over the public-address system:
"Will the gentleman who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store." confused
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Reply #1 posted 09/06/13 12:01am

wildgoldenhone
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lol

You're early.


[Edited 9/6/13 0:02am]

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Reply #2 posted 09/06/13 1:48am

Tempest

giggle

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Reply #3 posted 09/06/13 1:54am

ZombieKitten

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It's Friday here. shrug
I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #4 posted 09/06/13 2:12am

JoeTyler

oral

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Reply #5 posted 09/06/13 2:17am

MoBetterBliss

ZombieKitten said:

It's Friday here. shrug

night, even

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Reply #6 posted 09/06/13 2:25am

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MoBetterBliss said:



ZombieKitten said:


It's Friday here. shrug

night, even


Yeah it's like all over already!
Are you in Melbs?
I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #7 posted 09/06/13 4:09am

MoBetterBliss

ZombieKitten said:

MoBetterBliss said:

night, even

Yeah it's like all over already! Are you in Melbs?

yep

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Reply #8 posted 09/06/13 4:43am

chocolate1

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lol

Happy Friday! hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #9 posted 09/06/13 5:06am

ZombieKitten

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MoBetterBliss said:

ZombieKitten said:

MoBetterBliss said: Yeah it's like all over already! Are you in Melbs?

yep

woot!

neutral

we should like DO something but I don't know what

I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #10 posted 09/06/13 7:05am

luv4u

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This just started my Friday off to a good start falloff

canada

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Reply #11 posted 09/06/13 8:13am

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highfive @ bigger breasts!

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #12 posted 09/06/13 11:10am

Tempest

[NSFW - Post link only - luv4u]

http://fc05.deviantart.ne...attack.gif

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Reply #13 posted 09/06/13 1:42pm

Tempest

Sorry luv4u. I didn't know the large milky cartoon breasteses were a no-no. Now I feel naughty.

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Reply #14 posted 09/06/13 2:06pm

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Tempest said:

Sorry luv4u. I didn't know the large milky cartoon breasteses were a no-no. Now I feel naughty.



Yeah. Site owners rules on nudity.

And ya also gotta consider the underagers that frequent the org when their parents 'think' they are doing their school homework.


Also, folks that frequent the org from work, if they value their pay cheque, won't click on the NSFW stuff lol.

canada

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REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #15 posted 09/06/13 3:14pm

Tempest

Actually, people shouldn't be on their computers looking at the Org (or other non-work related sites) when they're at work on company time, period. pc It's a pet peeve of mine. When they're at work, they're being paid by their employers to work (not play online). IMHO, it's stealing from their employers. Anyone caught doing it, should be warned and eventually fired if they keep it up. Also, it's not fair to their co-workers who pick up the slack when they're busy perusing the internet (Org, shopping, etc.) when they should be working. Not good. no no no!

OK, getting off my soapbox. wink

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Reply #16 posted 09/06/13 3:24pm

Cinny

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lol

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Reply #17 posted 09/06/13 7:37pm

paintedlady

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biggrin

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Reply #18 posted 09/06/13 7:46pm

luv4u

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Tempest said:

Actually, people shouldn't be on their computers looking at the Org (or other non-work related sites) when they're at work on company time, period. pc It's a pet peeve of mine. When they're at work, they're being paid by their employers to work (not play online). IMHO, it's stealing from their employers. Anyone caught doing it, should be warned and eventually fired if they keep it up. Also, it's not fair to their co-workers who pick up the slack when they're busy perusing the internet (Org, shopping, etc.) when they should be working. Not good. no no no!

OK, getting off my soapbox. wink


Most employers can track and see what sites you visit and your inbound/outboud emails too nod

canada

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Reply #19 posted 09/06/13 8:18pm

ThisOne

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