in a sexual way... your medical conditions don't count

Shoved? Or, gently inserted?

Tempest said:

Shoved? Or, gently inserted?

looks like i'm the only one

i thought as much

ThisOne said:

MoBetterBliss said:

looks like i'm the only one

i thought as much

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Mo, are you disappointed that you haven't had anything shoved in your bum? Is this a secret fantasy of yours?

Imago, is it you????

My answer to this question is more of a question regarding the insertion being done medically. For example, guys, why is it that the doctor insists on doing a finger insertion to do a prostate check? Is this really necessary? I mean, if my prostate is swollen and I am having trouble going to the bathroom or going too frequently - wouldn't I know? Why would the doctor not believe me, one way or another, if he asked me? Instead, no, he never believes you and you are asked to pull your pants down and bend over while he is putting on a latex glove. Then, he smears KY jelly in the crack of your ass like he's spackling a wall - and before you know it, he's got his finger up your butt! While this is not demeaning enough, afterwards, he usually throws a mere two tissues at you so you can clean up (like a cheap $10 whore), while he explains your prostate isn't swollen and he takes off his gloves. Why is this procedure necessay during any routine physical? Can this be opted out of, if I so choose? I'm thinking that the only way to get back at him is to give him an "anal wink" or tell him I insert things there all the time without problems, so he shouldn't find it necessary to check for himself.

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Tempest said:

MoBetterBliss said:

looks like i'm the only one

i thought as much

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Mo, are you disappointed that you haven't had anything shoved in your bum? Is this a secret fantasy of yours?

no... especially after what happened with my friend, barry

FormerlyKnownAs said:

Imago, it it you????

My answer to this question is more of a question regarding the insertion being done medically. For example, guys, why is it that the doctor insists on doing a finger insertion to do a prostate check? Is this really necessary? I mean, if my prostate is swollen and I am having trouble going to the bathroom or going too frequently - wouldn't I know? Why would the doctor not believe me, one way or another, if he asked me? Instead, no, he never believes you and you are asked to pull your pants down and bend over while he is putting on a latex glove. Then, he smears KY jelly in the crack of your ass like he's spackling a wall - and before you know it, he's got his finger up your butt! While this is not demeaning enough, afterwards, he usually throws a mere two tissues at you so you can clean up (like a cheap $10 whore), while he explains your prostate isn't swollen and he takes off his gloves. Why is this procedure necessay during any routine physical? Can this be opted out of, if I so choose? I'm thinking that the only way to get back at him is to give him an "anal wink" or tell him I insert things there all the time without problems, so he shouldn't find it necessary to check for himself.

would you prefer them to take you out to dinner first?

can't say I haven't

MoBetterBliss said:

Tempest said:

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Mo, are you disappointed that you haven't had anything shoved in your bum? Is this a secret fantasy of yours?

no... especially after what happened with my friend, barry

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What happened to your friend Barry?

Tempest said:

MoBetterBliss said:

no... especially after what happened with my friend, barry

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What happened to your friend Barry?

well, i wasn't going to share this... but you did ask, so.....


barry was a mate of mine... a 6ft 3" football lovin' fire fighter married to a nice lady named sharon (they were known as bazza and shazza... very common names here in australia... probably 1 in 7 couples are named bazza and shazza... but i digress)

one day while we sharing a few beers, barry informed me that sharon had tried to stick her finger up his bum while they were making love (or "goin' at it" as barry liked to say)

poor barry was a bit lost... he had refused sharon's digital advances but it had left her quite hurt.. she told him she was only trying to spice things up a bit, and it would mean a lot to her if he let her finger his anus

i told barry to stand his ground... it was his bum after all, and if he didn't want people sticking things in it... well... that was his right

i didn't see barry for a while after that, but when we did finally meet up he seemed a bit odd... he was fidgety and unable to look me in the eyes... i was guessing he let sharon have her dirty little way with him, and either he a) was so ashamed .. or b) had liked it.. a lot

which of my assumptions was correct soon became abundantly apparent

the first incident happened when we were having a bbq at his place... his wife's new kitten had snuck under the house and barry asked me to help him get it... we both crawled under there ... being smaller than barry, i was able to crawl a bit further so barry held the torch so i could see what i was doing... but suddenly it went very dark... i said "barry... where's the torch mate"... barry was like

later that evening we all went out to watch a show... between the car and the theatre it started to rain heavily and sharon said to barry "i thought you had the umbrella hon"..... barry was like

then after the show i had trouble finding where i'd parked my car... barry located it for me... i said "that's odd... i could have sworn i parked next to a fire hydrant".. . barry was like

not long after that we had a bit of a falling out... while they were over visiting, my son's pet rabbit disappeared... barry said he was trying to put more food in it's enclosure when it had just up and hopped away... but i had my suspicions

things just continued to go down hill for poor old barry... first i heard he had been kicked out of javelin club, and then finally he left town without telling anyone when he was wanted for questioning in relation to a few local homeless people that had gone missing

i often wonder how different life would have been for barry if sharon hadn't felt the need to penetrate his bottom... my guess is very different indeed

so, no tempest... it's certainly not something i'd be willing to try

Dear MoBetterBliss,

MoBetterBliss said:

Tempest said:

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What happened to your friend Barry?

well, i wasn't going to share this... but you did ask, so.....


barry was a mate of mine... a 6ft 3" football lovin' fire fighter married to a nice lady named sharon (they were known as bazza and shazza... very common names here in australia... probably 1 in 7 couples are named bazza and shazza... but i digress)

one day while we sharing a few beers, barry informed me that sharon had tried to stick her finger up his bum while they were making love (or "goin' at it" as barry liked to say)

poor barry was a bit lost... he had refused sharon's digital advances but it had left her quite hurt.. she told him she was only trying to spice things up a bit, and it would mean a lot to her if he let her finger his anus

i told barry to stand his ground... it was his bum after all, and if he didn't want people sticking things in it... well... that was his right

i didn't see barry for a while after that, but when we did finally meet up he seemed a bit odd... he was fidgety and unable to look me in the eyes... i was guessing he let sharon have her dirty little way with him, and either he a) was so ashamed .. or b) had liked it.. a lot

which of my assumptions was correct soon became abundantly apparent

the first incident happened when we were having a bbq at his place... his wife's new kitten had snuck under the house and barry asked me to help him get it... we both crawled under there ... being smaller than barry, i was able to crawl a bit further so barry held the torch so i could see what i was doing... but suddenly it went very dark... i said "barry... where's the torch mate"... barry was like

later that evening we all went out to watch a show... between the car and the theatre it started to rain heavily and sharon said to barry "i thought you had the umbrella hon"..... barry was like

then after the show i had trouble finding where i'd parked my car... barry located it for me... i said "that's odd... i could have sworn i parked next to a fire hydrant".. . barry was like

not long after that we had a bit of a falling out... while they were over visiting, my son's pet rabbit disappeared... barry said he was trying to put more food in it's enclosure when it had just up and hopped away... but i had my suspicions

things just continued to go down hill for poor old barry... first i heard he had been kicked out of javelin club, and then finally he left town without telling anyone when he was wanted for questioning in relation to a few local homeless people that had gone missing

i often wonder how different life would have been for barry if sharon hadn't felt the need to penetrate his bottom... my guess is very different indeed

so, no tempest... it's certainly not something i'd be willing to try

Wow, I didn't realize so much could happen as a result of a fingered bum. Who knew?