What's the difference between a spastic colon and a good colon?

I think it's a bit cruel to make fun of less-able colons anyway.

Dont spastics have spastic colons?

Haystack said:

Spastic Colons take the short bus. But, I would never make fun of them for it.

applekisses said:

Wendy: Spaz?
Tripper: He's a sex machine.
Wendy: Are you kidding me.
Tripper: Well, I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning.