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Thread started 10/04/13 5:38am

funkpill

A Small Tourist Hotel Was All Abuzz About An Afternoon Wedding

Where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 10/04/13 8:26am

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Reply #2 posted 10/04/13 10:27am

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Heehee, so that will be P in forty years lol

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Reply #3 posted 10/04/13 10:42am

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lol

Happy Friday! hug

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #4 posted 10/04/13 10:46am

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smile ewwwwwwww smile

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Reply #5 posted 10/04/13 11:03am

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Reply #6 posted 10/04/13 1:39pm

KingBAD

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i wait for fridays because of funkpill lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #7 posted 10/04/13 3:03pm

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XxAxX said:

ewwwwwwww

That and lol

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Reply #8 posted 10/04/13 4:44pm

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Reply #9 posted 10/04/13 5:35pm

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Reminds me of another old guy/young girl marriage:

I saw an old man sitting on a park bench. He was crying. I asked him what was wrong.

He said, "I'm 80 years old. I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams. I own every expensive toy you can think of. And I'm married to a hot 23-year-old who not only gives me the greatest sex ever, but cooks like a master chef, and keeps my house spotless!"

"So what's the problem?" I asked.

He said, "I can't remember where I live!"

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Reply #10 posted 10/04/13 5:38pm

HuMpThAnG

RodeoSchro said:

Reminds me of another old guy/young girl marriage:

I saw an old man sitting on a park bench. He was crying. I asked him what was wrong.

He said, "I'm 80 years old. I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams. I own every expensive toy you can think of. And I'm married to a hot 23-year-old who not only gives me the greatest sex ever, but cooks like a master chef, and keeps my house spotless!"

"So what's the problem?" I asked.

He said, "I can't remember where I live!"

lol

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Reply #11 posted 10/05/13 8:19pm

Shyra

HuMpThAnG said:

RodeoSchro said:

Reminds me of another old guy/young girl marriage:

I saw an old man sitting on a park bench. He was crying. I asked him what was wrong.

He said, "I'm 80 years old. I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams. I own every expensive toy you can think of. And I'm married to a hot 23-year-old who not only gives me the greatest sex ever, but cooks like a master chef, and keeps my house spotless!"

"So what's the problem?" I asked.

He said, "I can't remember where I live!"