I can't decide whether to go with the can of gasoline & matchstick applied to a certain person's house, taking a tour of Times Square butt-naked, breaking into Scarlett Johanson's house to declare my love for her, or renting a Ferrari and seeing how fast I can drive from Manhattan to Montauk Point.
Maybe I'll do something that will actually get me grattitude from millions of people...
...go up to Justin Bieber and punching that little punk square in the face.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
i'd walk onto the set of bill oreilly's show wearing nothing but a leather mask and ballet slippers... i'd jump up onto his desk, pirouette and then squat and do a poo... i'd then thank him for his contribution to modern culture, pirouette and leave
i'd walk onto the set of bill oreilly's show wearing nothing but a leather mask and ballet slippers... i'd jump up onto his desk, pirouette and then squat and do a poo... i'd then thank him for his contribution to modern culture, pirouette and leave
or something
That's brilliant!!!
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
Nothing. I do everything I want to do right now. I couldn't care less what anyone else thinks about it.
See ~ THIS is pretty much how I think and live my life ... drama driven desires arn't my thing ~ outgrew that in Jr high school
Yep. I hope I'm not Captain Buzzkill on this thread, but I just couldn't think of anything I'd do to someone or something that I wouldn't already be comfortable doing. I'm sure not of a mind to hurt anyone or anything.
See ~ THIS is pretty much how I think and live my life ... drama driven desires arn't my thing ~ outgrew that in Jr high school
Yep. I hope I'm not Captain Buzzkill on this thread, but I just couldn't think of anything I'd do to someone or something that I wouldn't already be comfortable doing. I'm sure not of a mind to hurt anyone or anything.
...and one for you.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
See ~ THIS is pretty much how I think and live my life ... drama driven desires arn't my thing ~ outgrew that in Jr high school
Yep. I hope I'm not Captain Buzzkill on this thread, but I just couldn't think of anything I'd do to someone or something that I wouldn't already be comfortable doing. I'm sure not of a mind to hurt anyone or anything.
Ive been a goody 2shoes all of my life..... so One day at being a stripper or working in hooters seems bad enough for me!!! And I thnk I can easily pull it off 2. May even rob a bank or even better..... Princes vault
How about...you dress as a stripper wearing a Hooters uniform to infiltrate Paisley Park and rob from the Vault?
I'll distract building Security by acting as your pimp...start bitchslapping folk screaming "Where's my money?"
It's a failsafe plan.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
OR, i would smoke as many cigarettes as I wanted while eating every fattening thing I love and drinking an ice cold Pepsi from a can while sitting in my underware watching charmed reruns..
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~