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Thread started 08/08/13 10:03pm

funkpill

A Woman With Small Breasts

Buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.

The next morning, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my boobs size 44."

There is a flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.

She runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

The husband crosses his fingers and says,

"Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my penis touch the floor."

There's a flash of light, and both of his legs fall off. confused

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Reply #1 posted 08/08/13 10:25pm

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Reply #4 posted 08/09/13 2:38am

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spit

Happy Friday! hug

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Reply #10 posted 08/09/13 12:56pm

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Happy Funky Friday Tim! cool

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben

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Reply #11 posted 08/09/13 7:10pm

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