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Printableminneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: LaVisHh said: EllisDee said: 
keep that shit trimmed, y'all... it ain't cool to have to hack your way through the jungle on your way to the valley of pleasure... This goes for men, too.  it applies to everyone... the pube fro ain't cool either...  ...
that shit is not cool...  :LOL:... i ain't trying to make my lady cough up a hairball or anything... How about for men, we get that velcro-effect when we don't have a perfect shave before and go 'down there'! edit: [This message was edited Thu Mar 13 5:51:37 PST 2003 by ChocolateInvasion] i've learned my lesson... didn't shave before i went down and the whiskers were rubbing against her and she didn't like it, the woman smacked me upside the head... like i had done it on purpose or something... that was it for me... if i even think there's booty coming my way, i shave...  ...Well, you get a pat on the back from me then for being so considerate. I didn't think men even thought about that.  Problem about shaving before sex, is that you have to have some sort of planning for having sex. Most of the time it happens kinda spontanious, and it's not a good idea to stop what you've just started to go get a shave!  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: LaVisHh said: EllisDee said:
keep that shit trimmed, y'all... it ain't cool to have to hack your way through the jungle on your way to the valley of pleasure... This goes for men, too. it applies to everyone... the pube fro ain't cool either... ...
that shit is not cool... :LOL:... i ain't trying to make my lady cough up a hairball or anything... How about for men, we get that velcro-effect when we don't have a perfect shave before and go 'down there'! edit: [This message was edited Thu Mar 13 5:51:37 PST 2003 by ChocolateInvasion] i've learned my lesson... didn't shave before i went down and the whiskers were rubbing against her and she didn't like it, the woman smacked me upside the head... like i had done it on purpose or something... that was it for me... if i even think there's booty coming my way, i shave... ...You're very noble nah... i'm just a quick learner...  I hate shaving...I only shave like once a week these days, so do i, sadly enough...  ...I'm a real slow starter, so I don't feel like shaving in the morning. In the evening I'm usually occupied with something else...like sleeping. I shave on sunday evening, then I look OK on monday till thursday at work, friday I'm in school so it doesn't matter and in the weekends I don't have to be a shaved boy as well. So it works for me... these days, we're both too busy for it to even be much of a issue...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: LaVisHh said: EllisDee said:
keep that shit trimmed, y'all... it ain't cool to have to hack your way through the jungle on your way to the valley of pleasure... This goes for men, too. it applies to everyone... the pube fro ain't cool either... ...
that shit is not cool... :LOL:... i ain't trying to make my lady cough up a hairball or anything... How about for men, we get that velcro-effect when we don't have a perfect shave before and go 'down there'! edit: [This message was edited Thu Mar 13 5:51:37 PST 2003 by ChocolateInvasion] i've learned my lesson... didn't shave before i went down and the whiskers were rubbing against her and she didn't like it, the woman smacked me upside the head... like i had done it on purpose or something... that was it for me... if i even think there's booty coming my way, i shave... ...Well, you get a pat on the back from me then for being so considerate. I didn't think men even thought about that. thank you...
and honestly, i never really thought it about it either until she went upside my head... then it all made perfect sense... :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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mrdespues said: 'Which orger has the most pubic hair?'
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EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: LaVisHh said: EllisDee said:
keep that shit trimmed, y'all... it ain't cool to have to hack your way through the jungle on your way to the valley of pleasure... This goes for men, too. it applies to everyone... the pube fro ain't cool either... ...
that shit is not cool... :LOL:... i ain't trying to make my lady cough up a hairball or anything... How about for men, we get that velcro-effect when we don't have a perfect shave before and go 'down there'! edit: [This message was edited Thu Mar 13 5:51:37 PST 2003 by ChocolateInvasion] i've learned my lesson... didn't shave before i went down and the whiskers were rubbing against her and she didn't like it, the woman smacked me upside the head... like i had done it on purpose or something... that was it for me... if i even think there's booty coming my way, i shave... ...You're very noble nah... i'm just a quick learner... I hate shaving...I only shave like once a week these days, so do i, sadly enough... ...I'm a real slow starter, so I don't feel like shaving in the morning. In the evening I'm usually occupied with something else...like sleeping. I shave on sunday evening, then I look OK on monday till thursday at work, friday I'm in school so it doesn't matter and in the weekends I don't have to be a shaved boy as well. So it works for me... these days, we're both too busy for it to even be much of a issue... It's either shaving or spending some more time on the org... I usually shave when it starts to itch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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LaVisHh said: EllisDee said: LaVisHh said: EllisDee said: i've learned my lesson... didn't shave before i went down and the whiskers were rubbing against her and she didn't like it, the woman smacked me upside the head... like i had done it on purpose or something... that was it for me... if i even think there's booty coming my way, i shave...
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I like her. really..? cause i can hook you guys up...
but only if i get to watch...  ...I liked her because I heard the sound of that whap she gave you, and it made me giggle.
Yeah...  I'm sure she would like that. sure, it might be a little awkward at first, but i'm sure she would soon let herself be embraced by the type of love that can only occur between 2 women and myself...  menage a edit...[This message was edited Thu Mar 13 6:13:44 PST 2003 by EllisDee] Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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ChocolateInvasion said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: LaVisHh said: EllisDee said:
keep that shit trimmed, y'all... it ain't cool to have to hack your way through the jungle on your way to the valley of pleasure... This goes for men, too. it applies to everyone... the pube fro ain't cool either... ...
that shit is not cool... :LOL:... i ain't trying to make my lady cough up a hairball or anything... How about for men, we get that velcro-effect when we don't have a perfect shave before and go 'down there'! edit: [This message was edited Thu Mar 13 5:51:37 PST 2003 by ChocolateInvasion] i've learned my lesson... didn't shave before i went down and the whiskers were rubbing against her and she didn't like it, the woman smacked me upside the head... like i had done it on purpose or something... that was it for me... if i even think there's booty coming my way, i shave... ...Well, you get a pat on the back from me then for being so considerate. I didn't think men even thought about that. Problem about shaving before sex, is that you have to have some sort of planning for having sex. Most of the time it happens kinda spontanious, and it's not a good idea to stop what you've just started to go get a shave! or you can take the optimist view and just shave every day... :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: LaVisHh said: EllisDee said:
keep that shit trimmed, y'all... it ain't cool to have to hack your way through the jungle on your way to the valley of pleasure... This goes for men, too. it applies to everyone... the pube fro ain't cool either... ...
that shit is not cool... :LOL:... i ain't trying to make my lady cough up a hairball or anything... How about for men, we get that velcro-effect when we don't have a perfect shave before and go 'down there'! edit: [This message was edited Thu Mar 13 5:51:37 PST 2003 by ChocolateInvasion] i've learned my lesson... didn't shave before i went down and the whiskers were rubbing against her and she didn't like it, the woman smacked me upside the head... like i had done it on purpose or something... that was it for me... if i even think there's booty coming my way, i shave... ...Well, you get a pat on the back from me then for being so considerate. I didn't think men even thought about that. Problem about shaving before sex, is that you have to have some sort of planning for having sex. Most of the time it happens kinda spontanious, and it's not a good idea to stop what you've just started to go get a shave! or you can take the optimist view and just shave every day... :LOL:... Makes sense...  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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yamomma said:  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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not me. i shave and trim my kiddy-kat.
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yamomma said: EllisDee said:
Get it? Bunny trail?[/quote] Woah, that was obscure! I like it.  ___________
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