I envy women's hair and all the sexy parts!

Being able to pee standing up

I envy the fact that guys don't have to deal with menstruation.

Tempest said:

I envy the fact that guys don't have to deal with menstruation.

Tempest said:

I envy the fact that guys don't have to deal with menstruation.

oh yes we do.... oh..yes..we..do!!!!!

When men sleep around, they're studs, but when women sleep around, they're whores.

Uhope said:

I envy the higher selection/ratio of women to men.

....and I don't find too many women that like to share.

Thinking...

Nothing.

I envy that they get to get freaky with me.

Tempest said:

I envy the fact that guys don't have to deal with menstruation.

And I envy the fact that women will never suffer a psychological problem called "blue balls".

Not evny per se, but I'm amazes to the fact that straight women knows that they can get sex anytime they want but can choose not to.

TonyVanDam said:

I honestly can think of nothing.

I'm always curious about how they 'feel' emotionally. I get the feeling that men don't quite experience emotion the exact same way. Whether this is social conditioning or not, doesn't matter. We just don't. Gay men seem to 'emulate' those emotions but it comes off as a more self-ish version, a bizarre parody of female emotions to me. So, I'm often curious about that. But, certainly not envious.

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Multiple orgasms...

Stymie said:

TonyVanDam said:

Not evny per se, but I'm amazes to the fact that straight women knows that they can get sex anytime they want but can choose not to.

Why are you amazed. Some of you can't fuck or know how to eat pussy.

Stymie said:

TonyVanDam said:

Not evny per se, but I'm amazes to the fact that straight women knows that they can get sex anytime they want but can choose not to.

Why are you amazed. Some of you can't fuck or know how to eat pussy.

Some women can't, either lol

TonyVanDam said:

Tempest said:

I envy the fact that guys don't have to deal with menstruation.

And I envy the fact that women will never suffer a psychological problem called "blue balls".

Isn't the female version called "pink ovaries"? Never experiencd it myself but that's what I've been told.

http://nevadasagebrush.co...lue-balls/

Just for the record, I don't really "envy" guys. It's just nice not to have to wear tampons & maxi pads. It's messy business.

Stymie said:

Not evny per se, but I'm amazes to the fact that straight women knows that they can get sex anytime they want but can choose not to.

Why are you amazed. Some of you can't fuck or know how to eat pussy.

Because straight men, with OR without game, do not have those options like straight women do.

I envy how men tend to get perkier, fuller boobs after age 40. Its the opposite with women unless we fatten up.

Then again... I don't think men like moobs, but they are still perky!

paintedlady said:

I envy how men tend to get perkier, fuller boobs after age 40. Its the opposite with women unless we fatten up.

Then again... I don't think men like moobs, but they are still perky!

I can NOT believe what you just said.

Byron said:

Stymie said:

Byron said:

Some women can't, either lol

yes I know that, too but do y'all care about that? Nope.

....kindly beg the differ

HuMpThAnG said:

Stymie said:

Byron said: yes I know that, too but do y'all care about that? Nope.

....kindly beg the differ

Okay but would you actually say anything if she were lying there like a dead fish?

Stymie said:

HuMpThAnG said:

....kindly beg the differ

Okay but would you actually say anything if she were lying there like a dead fish?

ahhh...yup

HuMpThAnG said:

Stymie said:

Okay but would you actually say anything if she were lying there like a dead fish?

ahhh...yup

Stymie said:

HuMpThAnG said:

....kindly beg the differ

Okay but would you actually say anything if she were lying there like a dead fish?

Hell, yes, I would lol...1) I'd think she wasn't enjoying herself and that would put me out of the mood instantly, or 2) I'd think she was passed out. Lifelessness in a sexual partner might be cool for Jeffrey Dahmer, but not me.