How da fluck did I get that?

I was with 2 girls this weekend.It must be infection.

go find the girls you were with, roll them over, and lick their bums... it works like an antidote... good luck

Think it was 2nd girl i was with on Saturday.

She sat on my face and gave me whitey mouth.

I heard you brush off with back of toothbrush.

MoBetterBliss said:

go find the girls you were with, roll them over, and lick their bums... it works like an antidote... good luck

iaminparties said:

Think it was 2nd girl i was with on Saturday.

She sat on my face and gave me whitey mouth.

I heard you brush off with back of toothbrush.

trust me brother... just do what i suggested... if you keep licking, it eventually won't be white any more

i have to say though, i find it interesting that you felt the need to post a pic to prove your condition.... let's hope you don't get hemorrhoids

MoBetterBliss said:

iaminparties said:

Think it was 2nd girl i was with on Saturday.

She sat on my face and gave me whitey mouth.

I heard you brush off with back of toothbrush.

trust me brother... just do what i suggested... if you keep licking, it eventually won't be white any more

i have to say though, i find it interesting that you felt the need to post a pic to prove your condition.... let's hope you don't get hemorrhoids

Everyone here still thinks Im a troll.

iaminparties said:

MoBetterBliss said:

trust me brother... just do what i suggested... if you keep licking, it eventually won't be white any more

i have to say though, i find it interesting that you felt the need to post a pic to prove your condition.... let's hope you don't get hemorrhoids

Everyone here still thinks Im a troll.

i'm just messin' with you mate

MoBetterBliss said:

vitonguito?

Mine is too

Don't know what it is. Don't know why it is. Don't know if these things will help.

1. Take one capful (the little white cap that comes with the bottle) and
hold in your mouth for 10 minutes daily, then spit it out. (I do it when I
bathe or shower.) No more canker sores and your teeth will be whiter
without expensive pastes. Use it instead of mouthwash-Truth! But Limited Use!

The Merck Manuals recommended diluting the 3% hydrogen peroxide 50 percent with water, but suggest it as a rinse and part of a treatment for trench mouth, for example. The FDA has approved 3% solutions of hydrogen peroxide for use as a mouthwash. Most sources said to use it only for a short time, however, such as part of a treatment of a mouth infection. A report from Well-Connected (written or edited by physicians at Harvard Medical School and Massachusetts General Hospital) recommended against extended use, saying that overuse may actually damage cells and soften tooth surfaces. We were not able to find any authoritative information about hydrogen peroxide and canker sores.

or/and

or/and

Help heal oral problems

A baking soda water rinse will not only help with the pain of a canker sore, but it will actually help with healing. The antacid properties leave the mouth in a state less likely for the canker sore to thrive. In addition, baking soda is an antibacterial. A rinse several times a day will reduce the bacteria, helping the sore heal.

But it doesn't just help with canker sores. Other, more serious oral hygiene issues can be cleared up with baking soda. A dental abscess is a pocket of fluid. It gets infected, starts to swell, and causes severe pain. The rinse reduces the inflammation and cleanses the mouth of the bacteria. Although a trip to the dentist is still warranted, baking soda can ease the problem temporarily, at least. Rinsing with a stronger solution several times daily will help with the pain.

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I don't have bad breath.. My tongue had always been white..

I did NOT read the 1st few posts on this thread until just now!

I'm gonna back out of this thread now.. please continue without me

MoBetterBliss said:

iaminparties said:

Think it was 2nd girl i was with on Saturday.

She sat on my face and gave me whitey mouth.

I heard you brush off with back of toothbrush.

trust me brother... just do what i suggested... if you keep licking, it eventually won't be white any more

i have to say though, i find it interesting that you felt the need to post a pic to prove your condition.... let's hope you don't get hemorrhoids

Is this a prelude to a "Photowhore Your Affliction" thread?

iaminparties said:

How da fluck did I get that?

I was with 2 girls this weekend.It must be infection.

I don't know whats up with your tongue but I like contributing to your threads so here's another one.

True story...

When i was in my twenties i was in a relationship with someone who i cheated on(only time i ever cheated). I though she was cheating on me(later found out i was correct) so i decided to cheat on her. I cheated often and with about 3-4 different women...

Well one day i went to the restroom to tale a leak and some white stuff leaked outta the hole of my Johnson .

I never had a STD in my life so i was like, "WTH is this crap ?" The only thing i could think is 'Damn, i done went and got the STD's, I'm fucked. I couldn't understand how i could have got a STD because i used a condom with all the women i had been with (except my girlfriend ).

Anyway my little head continued to discharge the white stuff while my big head continued to go in circles about how i could have caught a STD. This went on for about a week until i finally decided to tell my girl about my leakage and to make an appointment to see the Doctor.

When i talked to my girl i swore up and down that i hadn't been with anyone but her, and she swore up and down that she hadn't been with anyone but me.

The day came when i went to the clinic for the STD test. They stuck the Q'tip thingy in the head of my johnson and took a sample....

A few days later i got the results...No STD

I made an appointment to see a MD. Went to the doctor and was diagnosed with having a bladder infection.

They gave me some antibiotics and was told to drink more water and acidic drinks like cranberry juice...

I guess the point to this story is don't have sex with total strangers. It can be more trouble than its worth...Also, drink lots a water. Its good 4 you.

Y'all have Fun.

One more point to the story....Watch out for the white stuff !

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[Edited 7/30/13 23:41pm]

Looks like the girl who sat on your face had trichomoniasis or "trich,"(pronouced just like you had, "trick." ) a yeast infection. Get yourself some "Flagyl," a drug that will clear it up. And tell the girl to go see her gynecologist.

Brush it!

iaminparties said:

How da fluck did I get that?

Fdack wrong wit ya tongue man?

That what happens when you eat white P

My tastebuds are dead.

All you have to do is get an Orobrush tongue scraper.There are several types of tongue scrapers on the market,but I find that Orobrush works best.Use it a few times each day and you'll be fine.

Shyra said:

Looks like the girl who sat on your face had trichomoniasis or "trich,"(pronouced just like you had, "trick." ) a yeast infection. Get yourself some "Flagyl," a drug that will clear it up. And tell the girl to go see her gynecologist.

This Looks like oral thrush.