Can a mofo get some sleep? hell no cause i have to hear this bitch screaming ''OMG' uh uh wah wah'' and other shit like she is in a real life porno. I have seen your boyfriend and i know he is not rocking in the sack so please hurry up with your fake over the top orgasm before i break down the door and bust your bed in half 0_o got damn.

I have been working 90-100 hour work week's and my sleep cycle is beyond fucked up and i need rest! but this hoe think's she is in a Japanese porno screaming like those Asian girls getting sushi and tentacles shoved up their tight fucking pussy.

I don't hear no bed rockin! i don't hear no thunder! you are not having sex that orgasmic and your bf is a fucking stick and probably fucks like tree branch in stale dirty ass LA water.

Stick to your dildo in the shower you stupid motherfucker i know you got all kinds! you must with that life sized bit of cheerios dick i know your man is carrying.

Seriously...

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i think everyone would be better served if we made this thread about orangutangs









cute huh?

Interesting neighbors.

The orangutans are seriously cute.

hmmm... shares or property in an unstable market... what to do... what to do

bro... i aint even lyin'... it was this big... jumped off my line just before i got it into the boat





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Fuck that mobetter! i haven't posted on here in forever and it is a ghost town in here so let these mofos laugh it up and fuck those orangutangs they are as fake as that girls orgasms.

I put on some liszt to see how many movements and octaves this bitch could go! and man she was impressing me! hope her pussy tries out for the UCLA orchestra cause it would lead them straight to finals.

And rejoice everyone it is straight sex she is having so all of you won't have to freak out! yes rejoice it is but straight sex everyone is happy again.

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MoBetterBliss said:

bro... i aint even lyin'... it was this big... jumped off my line just before i got it into the boat

Your man must be big! but he is not pleasin you right if it jumps off the ''line'' before it enters the boat me and him need some bro talk.

dude... seriously... does it look like i took your bananas?

MoBetterBliss said:

dude... seriously... does it look like i took your bananas?

If it moves it was rimmed.

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I wonder what your neighbours say about you?

you were right honey.... next time.... i'm callin' a plumber

ok young man... where are you taking her and what time will you have her home?

MoBetterBliss said:

bro... i aint even lyin'... it was this big... jumped off my line just before i got it into the boat





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yeah baby i know things are going good...and the sex is tha bomb.... but i'm just not ready for you to move in yet... i still need my space, ya dig?

Is that the orangatan version of a man cave?

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fine ... i don't need to be movin' in with you anyway... i'm an independant woman with my own damn house

I had that situation once, in an apartment I lived in when I was single. Next door lived a revolving gaggle of rednecks.

The one girl that was always getting serviced sounded like a poodle barking when she was really worked up.

Not much you can do except to tell them that you can hear them. Most people are embarrassed to have someone hear them in the throes of passion, so maybe that will help.

I guess with social media, they might not like it if you said that you - a professional sound man - were going to record it and put it on YouTube or something, but that would be a last resort.

Meh i haven't posted in awhile but everytime i do it seems people are getting stuffier and stuffier here. No one seems to be able to to laugh anymore or have a good time in a thread.

My neighboors probably never complain about me cause i work at a high end job and i am not at home 70% of the time. And when i am home i am never loud nor have lovers that have fake over the top orgasms.

And yes i have many ear buds i am a sound designer but A. i can't sleep with ear buds cause i move around a lot when i sleep and that doesn't workout well B. She doesn't need to be THAT FUCKING LOUD at 3:00 in the morning.

RodeoSchro said:

I had that situation once, in an apartment I lived in when I was single. Next door lived a revolving gaggle of rednecks.

The one girl that was always getting serviced sounded like a poodle barking when she was really worked up.

Not much you can do except to tell them that you can hear them. Most people are embarrassed to have someone hear them in the throes of passion, so maybe that will help.

I guess with social media, they might not like it if you said that you - a professional sound man - were going to record it and put it on YouTube or something, but that would be a last resort.

well i did actually end up writing a letter and sticking it on their door telling them i heard every disgusting detail of their sexcapade.

This is not the first time this happened either... they do this a lot and it is always at an un-godly hour of the night.

"Getting serviced" is such a funny expression.

How can you tell the difference between a genuine over the top orgasm and a fake over the top orgasm? Just curious.

Tempest said:

"Getting serviced" is such a funny expression.

How can you tell the difference between a genuine over the top orgasm and a fake over the top orgasm? Just curious.

You know in porno where the girls are screaming at the top of their lungs and just freaking out like they are having the best, most uncompromising sex ever? well that is when i can tell it is fake

I have never fully had sex with a girl since i like men and all but all the women i know tell me they have never had sex that good where they scream like an animal and do the porn shriek.

Plus her bf is so i really don't want to imagine him naked

Gunsnhalen said:

Tempest said:

"Getting serviced" is such a funny expression.

How can you tell the difference between a genuine over the top orgasm and a fake over the top orgasm? Just curious.

You know in porno where the girls are screaming at the top of their lungs and just freaking out like they are having the best, most uncompromising sex ever? well that is when i can tell it is fake

I have never fully had sex with a girl since i like men and all but all the women i know tell me they have never had sex that good where they scream like an animal and do the porn shriek.

Plus her bf is so i really don't want to imagine him naked

Women are different you know. I am pretty loud usually and I never ever faked an orgasm in my life. And just because you don't consider her bf hot doesn't mean a thing.

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Orangutans are funny.

Gunsnhalen said:

Meh i haven't posted in awhile but everytime i do it seems people are getting stuffier and stuffier here. No one seems to be able to to laugh anymore or have a good time in a thread.

My neighboors probably never complain about me cause i work at a high end job and i am not at home 70% of the time. And when i am home i am never loud nor have lovers that have fake over the top orgasms.

And yes i have many ear buds i am a sound designer but A. i can't sleep with ear buds cause i move around a lot when i sleep and that doesn't workout well B. She doesn't need to be THAT FUCKING LOUD at 3:00 in the morning.

I feel the exact same way about the croaking bullfrogs! Why the heck should I have to wear earplugs?!?! They don't work anyway.

Although I caution you - I don't think you'll be able to conduct the "Can frogs fly?" scientific experiments like I did. Even though you are big and strong, throwing humans in the air to see if they can fly, and letting them splat on the ground if they can't, is probably wrong somehow.

Question - how would they react if they heard two guys really going at it? Like, if two guys just loudly and graphically described everything they were doing to each other, all the while letting out rebel yells?

Maybe a taste of their own medicine would do the trick!

Gunsnhalen said:

No one seems to be able to to laugh anymore or have a good time in a thread.

i'm having a great time

UncleGrandpa said:

Orangutans are funny.

you know what else is funny?


sloths







yo, sexy... yeah you baby.... call me