When you wipe yourself after taking #2 and the toilet paper is white,that's the

Perfect Dump

When I did my nurse training we were once speaking to a surgeon and we wee talking bowels... like ya do...

...He said the perfect dump would be deep golden brown in colour,...

...of firm consistency with the ability to semi float (a bit like a submarine surfacing)....

...travel 3 times round the pan... and stick up in the middle

Alternatively the pefect dump is our house

Agreed. I call those a "clean sweep". They're very satisfying indeed. Sheer perfection.

Tempest said:

Agreed. I call those a "clean sweep". They're very satisfying indeed. Sheer perfection.

Happens to me like twice a year

ugh - this place has gone to sheit

iaminparties said:

Tempest said:

Agreed. I call those a "clean sweep". They're very satisfying indeed. Sheer perfection.

Happens to me like twice a year

If it only happens twice a year, then it's worth celebrating when it occurs.