ahhh duuurrrr.... y'all should come over... we can drink some o' ma moooonshine and watch fox news cuz it's fair and balanced

Chimps are cute too.

Gunsnhalen said:

MoBetterBliss said:

dude... seriously... does it look like i took your bananas?

If it moves it was rimmed.

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MoBetterBliss said:

^







fine ... i don't need to be movin' in with you anyway... i'm an independant woman with my own damn house

You go girl! Tell him like it is.

Gunsnhalen said:

Tempest said:

"Getting serviced" is such a funny expression.

How can you tell the difference between a genuine over the top orgasm and a fake over the top orgasm? Just curious.

You know in porno where the girls are screaming at the top of their lungs and just freaking out like they are having the best, most uncompromising sex ever? well that is when i can tell it is fake

I have never fully had sex with a girl since i like men and all but all the women i know tell me they have never had sex that good where they scream like an animal and do the porn shriek.

Plus her bf is so i really don't want to imagine him naked

My guess is you know it's fake cuz it's a porn flick . . .not because you can tell the difference. Scream like an animal?

Can you complain to the super or management? It may be that she's showing off and wants you to think that she's some kine of sex kitten or something. Maybe she wants you.

The next time they start going at it, get your broom handle and bang on the ceiling in unison with their thrusts while blasting a recording of shrieking chimpanzees. When ofher neighbors complain, blame it on the fuckfest.

When I lived in an apartment, the lady above me was really going at it one night. It didn't happen frequently, so I wasn't that bothered, but I did mention it to her. She turned purple in embarrassment.

Once when I was walking back to my apartment, I heard some chick who lived in the building next to me having sex. It was pretty hard to miss, because she was loud and the window was open. I thought to myself, "Damn, girl! I don't mind that you're getting your freak on, but do you have to let the whole world know?"

Get her 2 complimentary tix to this weekend's big screen midnight showing of "Sharknado". That way you'd get a few late hours of peace and quiet to get some sleep.


I had to say something, I just saw this happening here. There somekind of conspiracy happening, isn't there?

DysregulatedToxicity said:

You should tell her you are a sound engineer and were wondering if it would be okay for you to record her amazing and loud sex sounds since you're pretty sure you could use them as sound effects on your next movie

Now THIS is thinking!!

ThisOne said:

I much rather hear loud moaning groaning sex than loud abusive arguments

Me too.

Tempest said:

ThisOne said:

I much rather hear loud moaning groaning sex than loud abusive arguments

Me too.

Bang on the wall while she's screaming and holler....."HEY!!!!! Put a muzzle on that bitch!".

ThisOne said:

I much rather hear loud moaning groaning sex than loud abusive arguments

This reminds me of my neighbours that would fuck loudly at night time, then fight the next day.

Lol I cried laughing at this.

Deadflow3r said:

Tempest said: ThisOne said: I much rather hear loud moaning groaning sex than loud abusive arguments Me too. Or people who have guests coming in and out of the house all night long.

How about loud moaning & groaning with guests coming in and out? That could be interesting.

Tempest said:

Deadflow3r said:

Tempest said: ThisOne said: I much rather hear loud moaning groaning sex than loud abusive arguments Me too. Or people who have guests coming in and out of the house all night long.

How about loud moaning & groaning with guests coming in and out? That could be interesting.

Moaning and groaning guests are not bad; unless someone is standing outside my door saying things like "If you don't give me back my wallet I am going to f@#k you up Bitch!". Then there is a problem.

ThisOne said:

I much rather hear loud moaning groaning sex than loud abusive arguments

Amen.. I've always had neighbors in fucked up abusive relationships.. loud ass motherfuckers that argue all fkn night.

I wouldn't mind hearing some sexy noises.. not all night tho, gotta get some shut eye eventually

Tokyo89 said:

ThisOne said:

I much rather hear loud moaning groaning sex than loud abusive arguments

Amen.. I've always had neighbors in fucked up abusive relationships.. loud ass motherfuckers that argue all fkn night.

I wouldn't mind hearing some sexy noises.. not all night tho, gotta get some shut eye eventually

RE: Sexy noises. . . .shut eye is overrated.

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DysregulatedToxicity said:

You should tell her you are a sound engineer and were wondering if it would be okay for you to record her amazing and loud sex sounds since you're pretty sure you could use them as sound effects on your next movie

I was thinking along the same lines except I WOULDN'T ask. Just play it back loud on continuous play while you are out one night or if you happen to notice that one of her relatives is visiting.