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FunkPill!!!! It's Friday already!!!!
Lets post a Friday joke in honour of Funkpill - and then maybe he will post his 4 us  [Edited 7/26/13 6:14am] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a Few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see If she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?" "NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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An oldie but a goodie! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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okay, ripped this from the Full Force Facebook site:
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,
'Hello?' 'Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' ... After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' 'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.' A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.' 'And what happened, honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then, she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' Long Pause Longer Pause Even Longer Pause Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ........... Is this 486-5731?' No, I think you have the wrong number ... Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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^^^ By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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A friend of mine told me this one: A man is waiting for his wife in Miami and decides to send her an E-Mail. The recepient he sends it to is one character off from his wife's E-Mail and is sent to a women who just recently lost her own husband. The E-Mail reads: "My lovely wife I've prepared everything for your visit to me tomorrow. It sure is hot down here." | |
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funkpill said:
.  .Thanks for the weekly jokes Funky!!!! mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Dancelot said: okay, ripped this from the Full Force Facebook site: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' ... After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' 'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.' A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.' 'And what happened, honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then, she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' Long Pause Longer Pause Even Longer Pause Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ..... Is this 486-5731?' No, I think you have the wrong number ...  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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aardvark15 said: A friend of mine told me this one: A man is waiting for his wife in Miami and decides to send her an E-Mail. The recepient he sends it to is one character off from his wife's E-Mail and is sent to a women who just recently lost her own husband. The E-Mail reads: "My lovely wife I've prepared everything for your visit to me tomorrow. It sure is hot down here." mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair..., given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. | |
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excited said: An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair..., given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. Fuckin awesome! | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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