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I messed up I was at a beautiful friends house, and we were drinking. We had so much to drink, and my friend had to use the bethroom. I also had to go really bad myself. She was in the bathroom for a really long time, and I really had to go. So, I stepped out onto her patio, with an empty Danzka Vodka bottle, and decided to let my urine go in it. I went back in with the bottle, and never thought anymore about it. We had a really good night. Where's the "Microphone Gun" when you need it?!?! | |
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The next day, after going to work, I call her. She sounds really angry, and disappointed. She tells me that she's really mad at me. At first I wondered why, but then, once she told me that she drank some of my urine by accident, I was distraught. I didn't mean to leave the bottle in her house, I was (sort of) drunk. I really like her a lot, and I don't want to lose her as a friend (maybe even more). How can I recover from this? Any ideas?
I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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Apologize! And maybe ask her what you can do to make it up to her.
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Why is it these things always happen to you? | |
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i guess peein on her may be off the table now... i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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shit!!!
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Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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Pee on a tree/bush!!!
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorUrine is apparently a healthy drink She will thank u one day  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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What I wanna know is if you have a toilet fetish or something. Why is it that all of your posts have to do with body waste and the process of elimination? What's next? Farts? Wet ones or dry? | |
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This reminds me of a story my friend told me. He was a fairly messy teenager and had soda bottles and chip bags and junk all over his room. Him and my other friendbwould hang out in his room often. The first friend told me he jerking it one day and when it came time to nut, he was looking for a disposable place to shoot it. He said he grabbed a half empty 2 liter and shot it in there...twisted the top nack on and let it be for when he got around to cleaning it up. Several hours later...friend # two arrived by way of bicyclevand was tired, thirsty and sweaty. He went straight up stairsvto friend number ones room. Unfortumately, friend number ine was in the pisser finishing a piss. When friend number one gotbback to his room, friend number two had opened the 2 liter and was taking a big huge swig out of it. Needless to say, friend #1 kept his mouth shut about it so that an attempt at an ass whoopin didnt break out in his room. One thing he said though ...which made me suspicious of the whole story. He said the 2 liter was a 2 liter of Squirt. | |
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 I will take my place, In the great below | |
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true dat!
she is only superficially disgusted .. it will gnaw at her and turn to obsession untill she begs you to pee in her mouth .. s'all good | |
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RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: If u watch curb...u may hae seen the episode where larrys medications side effect made him piss strongly. He went to visit a latinos house...took a piss and the splash went up in the air...high...and landed on a painting of mother Mary....the homeowners then saw the liquid on the painting and thought it was a miracle causing her to weep....good stuff. | |
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RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Rest in Peace Bettie Boo. See u soon. | |
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TrevorAyer said:
true dat!
she is only superficially disgusted .. it will gnaw at her and turn to obsession untill she begs you to pee in her mouth .. s'all good Omg!!!!! .  .
So many crazy obsessions and fetishes!!!! [Edited 7/20/13 18:35pm] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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