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Thread started 07/19/13 2:44am

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A Guy Walks Into A Bar And Orders 6 Shooters

The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."
The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work.

On my way to work I got in an accident.

When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired me.

Then to top everything off I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"
The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."

The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?"
The guy says, "I said BAD DOG!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 07/19/13 3:51am

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omfg shake

Happy Friday!

hug

*BTW: That one was hard to read.

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #2 posted 07/19/13 4:13am

ThisOne	Wife was a bitch mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #3 posted 07/19/13 5:08am

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lol

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Reply #4 posted 07/19/13 6:02am