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Thread started 07/12/13 12:46am

funkpill

There Once Was A Couple Of Newlyweds Named John And Wendy

As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor

he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak.

He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed,

that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.

Suddenly, a big jamaican gentleman steps into the urinal beside John.

John accidentally looked down at the guy

and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.

So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."

The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?"

John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

The guy laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says, "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day."

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Reply #1 posted 07/12/13 1:05am

wildgoldenhone y	[Edited 7/12/13 1:06am]
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Reply #2 posted 07/12/13 2:25am

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Happy Friday! hug

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #3 posted 07/12/13 3:42am

ThisOne	Font size matters to John!!!!! [Edited 7/12/13 3:44am] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #4 posted 07/12/13 5:03am

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lol an oldie but a goodie

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Reply #5 posted 07/12/13 5:10am

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lol

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Reply #6 posted 07/12/13 5:43am

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Reply #7 posted 07/12/13 5:56am

RodeoSchro	This was inspired by JoeTyler and his post on the tattoo thread, wasn't it?
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Reply #8 posted 07/12/13 6:55am

Shyra	At first I was stymied because I didn't see where the "y" came into play with "Dexter." (remember Eddie Murphy's description of the Bahamian "Dexter St. Jock , dick just a swingin?") Then I reread his comment and was http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=f5AqRWfszHc [Edited 7/12/13 7:01am]
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