Anyone else find ear cleaning intoxicating??? I swear, every time I clean my ears out, the sensation of it is so damn comforting & intoxicating to me. It feels friggin' great! I even look @ videos on Youtube of it some times & find myself relaxed by it. I'm sure most of you will find it weird [because, earwax is disgusting], but there's just something about it. I also find comfort in seeing others get massages....I don't know why. I enjoy seeing it, & learning new techniques too.

What are some weird, or strange things you all find comforting/pleasurable??

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yeah, it feels so good for some reason, especially when the ear is itchy

JoeTyler said:

yeah, it feels so good for some reason, especially when the ear is itchy

YES!!

..Oh - but have you seen that episode of Girls where she jams a q-tip so deep in her ear that she busts through her eardrum??? But she is so obsessed with it that she switches right over to her other ear and ends up doing it again!

Tittypants said:

Anyone else find ear cleaning intoxicating??? I swear, every time I clean my ears out, the sensation of it is so damn comforting & intoxicating to me. It feels friggin' great! I even look @ videos on Youtube of it some times & find myself relaxed by it. I'm sure most of you will find it weird [because, earwax is disgusting], but there's just something about it. I also find comfort in seeing others get massages....I don't know why. I enjoy seeing it, & learning new techniques too.

What are some weird, or strange things you all find comforting/pleasurable??

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Dude!!! I was just thinking this yesterday!!!

clubon36 said:

..Oh - but have you seen that episode of Girls where she jams a q-tip so deep in her ear that she busts through her eardrum??? But she is so obsessed with it that she switches right over to her other ear and ends up doing it again!

I wouldn't dare do that. I'm not trying to ruin my hearing, or anything. I clean my ears daily, but not to a crazy degree.


That chick was crazy.

Stymie said:

Tittypants said:

Anyone else find ear cleaning intoxicating??? I swear, every time I clean my ears out, the sensation of it is so damn comforting & intoxicating to me. It feels friggin' great! I even look @ videos on Youtube of it some times & find myself relaxed by it. I'm sure most of you will find it weird [because, earwax is disgusting], but there's just something about it. I also find comfort in seeing others get massages....I don't know why. I enjoy seeing it, & learning new techniques too.

What are some weird, or strange things you all find comforting/pleasurable??

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Dude!!! I was just thinking this yesterday!!!

How do you do it? Beyond using a face cloth...?

Uhope said:

How do you do it? Beyond using a face cloth...?

Beyond face-cloth, I just use q-tips.

Tittypants said:

clubon36 said:

..Oh - but have you seen that episode of Girls where she jams a q-tip so deep in her ear that she busts through her eardrum??? But she is so obsessed with it that she switches right over to her other ear and ends up doing it again!

I wouldn't dare do that. I'm not trying to ruin my hearing, or anything. I clean my ears daily, but not to a crazy degree.


That chick was crazy.

Yeah - she was crazy.

I don't know if this counts as a strange pleasure, but sometimes at night I'm so excited to go to sleep because I can't wait to have my cup of coffee the next morning.

Tittypants said:

Uhope said:

How do you do it? Beyond using a face cloth...?

Beyond face-cloth, I just use q-tips.

Ah! I thought you might be referring to using oils or wax or that bizarre vacuum thingy I've seen advertised on TV!

Uhope said:

Tittypants said:

Beyond face-cloth, I just use q-tips.

Ah! I thought you might be referring to using oils or wax or that bizarre vacuum thingy I've seen advertised on TV!

Oh, hell no. I've seen that thing [The bizarre vacuum thingy ], & while I find it interesting, I wouldn't spend any $ on that.





......I'd try it out, though....

I can not get enough of the smell of new cars or new shoes. I can't explain it, but I love it.

A tongue in the ear is intoxicating...

does that count?

TD3 said:

A tongue in the ear is intoxicating...

does that count?

If you think it's strange...yeah! I don't think it is though.

BobGeorge909 said:

The smell of pine sol. I will clean a clean bathroom just to get it to smell like pine sol. Run a sink of hot water and put pine sol in it so the smell spreads. And if ive already done all that and still need a kick...i'll sniff the cap real deep(prolly killing brain cells).

Shoot, I love the smell of gasoline & Play-doh. I used to sniff play-doh like CRAZY. Nail polish remover is another thing I used to sniff too.

ThisOne said:

Tittypants said:

TD3 said:

A tongue in the ear is intoxicating...

does that count?

If you think it's strange...yeah! I don't think it is though.

I was thinking along the lines...

two for one deal, get your ears clean plus feel a nice sensation.

ThisOne said:

It aint no fun if the homies cant have none...

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Many a man dont know how to behave thats what it is...

. thats probably why cute ladies like yuo end up masterbatin

my strange pleasure is IKEA and the single ladies...the single moms...the lonely and desperate.the moneymaking apartment rearranging..unfullfilled and confused ladies so nasty..we talk about sexxxproof beds...

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peeps expect a female to be all hott and shitt when they dont really know what to do...and then when they do meet a true freak..they talk shit and gossip and spread rumers and speak bad and backstab some nice females..that s not how I roll cuz you gotta appreshiate when girls are down for whatever in these times of crisis...peeps gottta celebrate and have some fun..like James Brown and Bambataa used to say back in the day...PEACE UNITY LOVE and HAVING FUN..

That s what it all boils down to..fuck the economy man...shit was bad under Jimmy Carter, too...

So what? Peeps aint gonna celebrate LIFE no more? Fuck that !

LiFE IS FOR LIVING!

most dudes dont know what to do...how to treat a lady right...they just lazy and expect...greedy mofos better step their game up ....these days you gots to show what you can do..

Dudes is bitches too...they more slutty then the females sometimes butt folks kinda programed into thinking it s different with men..

they the ones who dont know how to generate HEAT !






butt dontß forget to smoke that budda buddha

shitt is more relaxed when you good.

ha

As long as we have fun i dont care bout her reputashion, i dont give a shit about what he say she say....life is short mawfukkcas...CELEBRATE !!
Spank it...touch it ...rub it....kiss..it..lick it...and then spank it again..

and make her spank you back.

I like women who know what they want ..what the y feel ..and you gotta make them feel comfortable ..nice...and comfortable..they gotta feel that just like them, you down for whatever...aint no shame in my game..aint nuttin better than maxin and relaxin inthis life cuz life is short..

.

why waste time and energy gossiping about females when you could be their best friedn?
that s just stupid..that´s not how I roll...It´s about passion and compassion. the vice versa...the ying..the yang..my ying in your yang...gigolos get lonely too.

-

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So are you one of those girls who go to IKEA and are happy to be single? care to elaborate?

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.

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why do you feel happy to be single? is it because those couples there get on your nerves and it´s them who´s unhappy?

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I can totally relate to that....hate seeing those couples arguing there too......

butt I go to IKAE to pick up girls...they so despreate and lonely there..the single moms...the single ladies... they stroll through the aisles...I stroll through the isles...they see me ..I see them..

I check them out..they hot..lonely...just like me..there´s sex in the air...

Do you like the coffee there?

I invite them ..I treat em to a hotdog and coffee... I f they´re cute I treat them to dinner ....those swedish meatballs.. ha ha ha they hungry ....we eat almond cream cake..

butt you know ,,hypocrisy rules these days...folks trying to tell women they can´t have no fun..

Like cindy lorper said, girls just wanna have fun too.

-

you go gurl, you go and keep masterbatin, I aint hatin...it´s all good as far as I´m concerned...I´m just saying it´s such a waste...lonely women...mastebatin when yall can get it like that. at the drop of a dime...just standing there in the club..or in the park..or the mall...yall so sexxy..

-

I like it whn you so upfront. no shame in your game.you could be my soulmate.

-

Do your thang.

holla back girl--

-

RufusRawfield said:

RufusRawfield said:

yeah, i got one...

a good nut scratch

oh they don't even have to be itchy,

but once i get a good scatch goin it's like

a euphoric pleasure that can only be followed

by a long body shakin streach and a yawn...

ah the good life

RufusRawfield said:

ThisOne said:

It aint no fun if the homies cant have none...

-

Many a man dont know how to behave thats what it is...

. thats probably why cute ladies like yuo end up masterbatin

my strange pleasure is IKEA and the single ladies...the single moms...the lonely and desperate.the moneymaking apartment rearranging..unfullfilled and confused ladies so nasty..we talk about sexxxproof beds...

-

peeps expect a female to be all hott and shitt when they dont really know what to do...and then when they do meet a true freak..they talk shit and gossip and spread rumers and speak bad and backstab some nice females..that s not how I roll cuz you gotta appreshiate when girls are down for whatever in these times of crisis...peeps gottta celebrate and have some fun..like James Brown and Bambataa used to say back in the day...PEACE UNITY LOVE and HAVING FUN..

That s what it all boils down to..fuck the economy man...shit was bad under Jimmy Carter, too...

So what? Peeps aint gonna celebrate LIFE no more? Fuck that !

LiFE IS FOR LIVING!

most dudes dont know what to do...how to treat a lady right...they just lazy and expect...greedy mofos better step their game up ....these days you gots to show what you can do..

Dudes is bitches too...they more slutty then the females sometimes butt folks kinda programed into thinking it s different with men..

they the ones who dont know how to generate HEAT !






butt dontß forget to smoke that budda buddha

shitt is more relaxed when you good.

ha

As long as we have fun i dont care bout her reputashion, i dont give a shit about what he say she say....life is short mawfukkcas...CELEBRATE !!
Spank it...touch it ...rub it....kiss..it..lick it...and then spank it again..

and make her spank you back.

I like women who know what they want ..what the y feel ..and you gotta make them feel comfortable ..nice...and comfortable..they gotta feel that just like them, you down for whatever...aint no shame in my game..aint nuttin better than maxin and relaxin inthis life cuz life is short..

.

why waste time and energy gossiping about females when you could be their best friedn?
that s just stupid..that´s not how I roll...It´s about passion and compassion. the vice versa...the ying..the yang..my ying in your yang...gigolos get lonely too.

-

-

So are you one of those girls who go to IKEA and are happy to be single? care to elaborate?

-

.

-

why do you feel happy to be single? is it because those couples there get on your nerves and it´s them who´s unhappy?

-

I can totally relate to that....hate seeing those couples arguing there too......

butt I go to IKAE to pick up girls...they so despreate and lonely there..the single moms...the single ladies... they stroll through the aisles...I stroll through the isles...they see me ..I see them..

I check them out..they hot..lonely...just like me..there´s sex in the air...

Do you like the coffee there?

I invite them ..I treat em to a hotdog and coffee... I f they´re cute I treat them to dinner ....those swedish meatballs.. ha ha ha they hungry ....we eat almond cream cake..

butt you know ,,hypocrisy rules these days...folks trying to tell women they can´t have no fun..

Like cindy lorper said, girls just wanna have fun too.

-

you go gurl, you go and keep masterbatin, I aint hatin...it´s all good as far as I´m concerned...I´m just saying it´s such a waste...lonely women...mastebatin when yall can get it like that. at the drop of a dime...just standing there in the club..or in the park..or the mall...yall so sexxy..

-

I like it whn you so upfront. no shame in your game.you could be my soulmate.

-

Do your thang.

holla back girl--

-

What.....the........fuck?

KingBAD said:

yeah, i got one...

a good nut scratch

oh they don't even have to be itchy,

but once i get a good scatch goin it's like

a euphoric pleasure that can only be followed

by a long body shakin streach and a yawn...

ah the good life

KingBAD said:

BobGeorge909 said:

KingBAD said:

yeah, i got one...

a good nut scratch

oh they don't even have to be itchy,

but once i get a good scatch goin it's like

a euphoric pleasure that can only be followed

by a long body shakin streach and a yawn...

ah the good life

I think, more speficivally...u're referring to the good ol' pinch and roll. Get that scrotum between your index finger and thumb and workbyour digits back and forth. Women get the gift from god of fostering new life....we get the pinch and roll....fair trade.

True dat!!!

iaminparties said:

I pick my ears with bobby pins,moistens the wax and then clean them with Q-tips.I had this fetish for about 20 years along playing with hangers.

What do you do with hangers?