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So, a nun and a dildo-merchant... ...are sat in the same train cabin. The merchant, of course, carries a big suitcase filled with the articles he is planning to sell wherever he's going. As he tries to store the suitcase, it falls onto the floor and all his goods as spread over the floor of the cabin. The nun looks shocked. Not knowing what to do, the merchant apologises and offers for the nun to pick one, as an excuse for his mistake. | |
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Yeah, I thought it was quite tacky when my dad told me that joke yesterday, too... | |
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I don't get the joke, what's a tea jug, for making tea or something else? | |
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Do only the Brits know what a tea jug is? | |
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I don't get it ![]() She Believed in Fairytales and Princes, He Believed the voices coming from his stereo
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? | |
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Dave1992 said: Do only the Brits know what a tea jug is? I'm the one who made a thread about bath salts having no idea it was also slang for a street drug, so I tread lightly around these parts. So what's tacky about about the joke, she wants to make tea? | |
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I'm witnessing a major culture-shock right now. | |
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The whole joke would make sense to everyone if you'd just said thermos ![]() I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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Dave1992 said: I'm witnessing a major culture-shock right now. OR she has no real use for a dildo and picks the one thing she feels could at least be useful. I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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I got it. It's okay joke. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Dave1992 said: I'm witnessing a major culture-shock right now. OR she has no real use for a dildo and picks the one thing she feels could at least be useful. Yep to both your post. | |
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This will probably go down as the biggest joke anti-climax in the history of all anti-climaxes. You folks are trampling on my joke-pride majorly. | |
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![]() Dave1992 said: This will probably go down as the biggest joke anti-climax in the history of all anti-climaxes. You folks are trampling on my joke-pride majorly. [Edited 7/8/13 4:21am] I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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Dave1992 said: This will probably go down as the biggest joke anti-climax in the history of all anti-climaxes. You folks are trampling on my joke-pride majorly. Sorry | |
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No way
...If all else fails (which it won't)
You have a vocation in stand up comedy
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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