I JUST took a shower a few hours ago, smelling clean and feeling fresh... then stepped outside to make a quick store run and my asscrack is damp! I feel gross, WTH?!! , why is it so damn hot that even my ass cheeks are sweating and sliding around???

I will just stay inside, under the breeze of the AC and keep a dry and clean ass. Swamp ass is not sexy.

paintedlady said:

Lammastide said:

Another first-world problem thread. These are always fun. Let' see...

* I'm upset no one has come up with a more effective, yet humane, squirrel deterrent. If one more of those little tree rats steals a lemon from my potted Eureka, I'm gonna explode.

* Why does Dr. Bronner's not make a cinnamon-cardamom-clove castile soap!?! That email I sent asked really nicely.

* What's a guy gotta do to find a Le Coq Sportif vendor in Toronto?

* Halle Berry, you're my homegirl. But, sweetie, you should seriously recuse yourself of playing Storm in any more forthcoming X-Men film projects.

* Someone please tell my wife we should have a coffee table! Our entire darned flat needn't be one big, empty yoga studio.

*use cayenne pepper for the squirrels. Plant crown imperials around your potted lemon, or daffodils. The bulbs smell like skunk and ward off squirrels.

*http://www.soap-making-re...ecipe.html ... I say F--- Dr. Bronner and make your own, its more cost effective anyways. I would get the clove-cardamon-and cinnamon oils from Mountain Rose Herbs company.

The rest... well, you're own your own.

Thanks!

OK WTH potato chip bags at the beach... there are only two trash barrels at EVERY exit! Why are people so nasty and disrespectful?

Lammastide said:

Another first-world problem thread. These are always fun. Let' see...

* I'm upset no one has come up with a more effective, yet humane, squirrel deterrent. If one more of those little tree rats steals a lemon from my potted Eureka, I'm gonna explode.

* Why does Dr. Bronner's not make a cinnamon-cardamom-clove castile soap!?! That email I sent asked really nicely.

* What's a guy gotta do to find a Le Coq Sportif vendor in Toronto?

* Halle Berry, you're my homegirl. But, sweetie, you should seriously recuse yourself of playing Storm in any more forthcoming X-Men film projects.

* Someone please tell my wife we should have a coffee table! Our entire darned flat needn't be one big, empty yoga studio.

OMG that sounds like it would be amazing!

[Edited 7/15/13 17:40pm]

Magnum XXL condoms are still too tight!

ThisOne said:

I found a button identical to the missing one from my jacket outside near the driveway My complaint now is now withdrawn

Personally, I still would not go back for their services because they didn't address the issue, regardless. They just didn't care.

....and why did the button fall off in the first place?

paintedlady said:

Im annoyed at god for letting some things in the world go to hek n it hasnt done squat diddly. Cmon god can you just u know snap a finger here n there make shit better noone would really notice you can make it inconspicuous. That holocaust thing n wars oh ya love that .. aids poverty etc etc cmon already u had your kid u know do a lil diddy on things of course he got nailed but seriously cant you send your daughter or something, talking dog cat maybe .. burning tree or something .. now i cant even go surfing wout some tsunami crap floating in the water n smashing the f outta me .. damnit enuf already.. & tell prince i need new dvds i can get at the record store n not have to jump thru hoops for my rave n alladin r done wore out.

[Edited 7/16/13 9:50am]

CaptainChaos said:

I have to deal with another stalker.

Why don't men just accept it that if she doesn't want you now,

she will not suddenly changer he mind because you are around all the time.


Just go away. Leave me alone.

dJJ said:

Rude heifer from church sent me a rude email about some pictures I forgot to send...
I swear some of these women think that everyone thinks about church 24/7.

BobGeorge909 said:

paintedlady said:

I JUST took a shower a few hours ago, smelling clean and feeling fresh... then stepped outside to make a quick store run and my asscrack is damp! I feel gross, WTH?!! , why is it so damn hot that even my ass cheeks are sweating and sliding around???

I will just stay inside, under the breeze of the AC and keep a dry and clean ass. Swamp ass is not sexy.

Shes going to meet me at the hotel later. Edit: oops that was a delayed post im attributing to my slow dial-up internet [Edited 7/16/13 9:48am]

I miss New Orleans food! Boiling vegetables with a touch of salt is not "cooking" in my book. The food is boring here.

Just put the trash out at 6:12am... It's hot as hell out there already!

I just spent about a month tracking down what was wrong with my iphone, figured it was the hardware, got a new one friday and had it stolen tuesday.

A woman from another church needed some information about the students from my church who have recently graduated.

I got a series of emails form her, with no greetings or closings- just one-liners demanding information.

Rude heifer.

(I didn't even give her my email address).

Returning to the work force after 10yrs basically means that all of my managers are much younger then I am. It is not easy for me at all. If I hear a condescending tone I become instantly.

Deadflow3r said:

Complaint of the day.

You KNOW when you are in an area designated to be quiet.

I can not tell you how many times I have been at a library or other area on a computer or reading when the person next to me gets into a passionate discussion on the phone, decides to sing along with their headphones, or simply talk in a normal speaking voice to the people nect to them.

At the point where you are no longer quiet you need to excuse yourself from the quiet area, period.

Today I am in a computer room. There was this woman singing. I complained. Before the person I had complained had even reached her to speak to her about her singing she began wimpering. She was asked "can we help you?" No, thank you. She returned to crying again. She was asked again what could be done? Would you like to lay down in another area? No. She was then allowed to just sit their and wimper cry and sing.

WTF? I don't feel bad for her because for her to stay in an area surrounded by people on computers and not making any sounds at all is for her to be the center of attention. Attention seeking drama queen, IMO>

PurpleJedi said:

ZombieKitten said:

My doona cover shrank and it's too small for my doona so it hangs out the bottom

Seriously...I had to google that.

me too! what a dirty mind i have.

uniden said:

PurpleJedi said:

Seriously...I had to google that.

me too! what a dirty mind i have.

well I am glad you all learned something new

Normally it's all the non-US orgers googling all the time

I've got sooo many complaints right now.

Not feeling very well.

The more I work in a hospital setting the more I hate people.

yesterday was a really bad day for me! the guy that tried to kill me years ago and is serving a life sentence has filed an appeal AGAIN! it stresses me out. after all these years i still have to deal with him always causing me troubles. my life will be going along just wonderful and then i'll get a letter from the prison or probation dept. telling me some new news about him that just ruins my whole day.

uniden said:

yesterday was a really bad day for me! the guy that tried to kill me years ago and is serving a life sentence has filed an appeal AGAIN! it stresses me out. after all these years i still have to deal with him always causing me troubles. my life will be going along just wonderful and then i'll get a letter from the prison or probation dept. telling me some new news about him that just ruins my whole day.

Damn! Sorry to hear about this! How awful!