Hello my friends, I am your friend Saddam. Many of you will know me from your Prince.org web site chat rooms where I meet many people. Some of them dislike me because I am a middle eastern man.

Of course, I am busy person recently but I enjoy funky music. The FBI have disabled many of my email accounts so I have come to the Prince.org to chat with you nice people. If you want to visit my palaces some day, you are very welcome! We can have a Saddam Celebration and it will be very fun. You will be my guests.

Recently my satellite television dish device is broken because of a CIA and their secret attacks, but I have many other hobbies. I want to say to you that I enjoy poetry, and playing accordion. I even did tap-dancing lessons recently! I suppose that your corrupt western media such as CNN did not report that to you

Please forgive my English my friends.

You're kinda cute.

I would also like to add this fact. Many people on a Prince.org website chat room asked me why I like the Fritos but I must say to you my friends that I have not tried them however I must confess I may be curious! Someday I would like to try your Fritos, and other American food.

INSATIABLE said:

You are most kind lady, and I admire that western women are so liberated and are sometimes allowed to use a TV remote control by yourselves. I would love you to come live at my palace, with me.

Many people say they like my bushy moustache and it is becoming of me.

Saddam, come join our book group!

P.S. Nice Profile pic! You look very dictatorial!

2the9s said:

I am very much liking your book group Mister 2the9s. Do you have any books regarding camels? I confess that I find them quite interesting and indeed alluring. They have a certain mystique, a silent beauty, an unspoken sensuality my friend. I must admit, I feel somewhat aroused thinking of it.

Please forgive my poor English.

2the9s said:

Thank you Mister 2the9s, I am smiling in my picture after a particularly satisfying performance of a well known spoons player here in Baghdad.

Saddam said:

You mean like this? Camels

Saddam said:

Sounds nice, I can feed you Fritos in bed.
But you you have a Starbucks nearby?

Saddam said:

Yeah, we need to clamp down on that here!

I like your moxxie Sadam u alllright

Hi Saddam! You seem like a real fun guy!

Let me know if you ever start taking applications for new wives.


PS - What's your favorite Prince song?

Lleena said:

Infidel!

INSATIABLE said:

INSATIABLE!!! This could be the real Saddam, and here you are chatting him up?






Are you that kinky?

UHHH



saddam


honey can i please take off my veil now..???


and can you keep the goats out of my bedroom...


they smell worse then


well i wont say it


i want to keep my tongue

REDFEATHERS said:

Whap...

2the9s said:

You are the one with the moustache!

INSATIABLE said:

SADDAM AND INSATIABLE SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!

DORA said:

DORA, Saddam orgnoted me and demands you wear your gurka (sp??) upside down and back to front so your lil ass shows through the hole and not your face!

REDFEATHERS said:

god dam i love you


worship me

The chicken can travel up to 9 miles per hour.

Saddam said:

Hey! Stop bumping the thread. I'll have to report this to the UN.

Forgive me my friends, I lost my temper somewhat and your website leader told me that I should not do that. I am a peaceful Saddam and please do not forget it!

I am under a lot of pressure recently my friends... it can be lonely. I placed a personal ad on a marriage agency website (http://www.hotcamels.com - but I am afraid the FBI may have removed it already) but the scary things that media peoples say about your poor friend Saddam can scare away the nice ladies. They don't know that I am a gentle man! I'm a lover, not a fighter!

Insatiable, how many camels does your father want for your hand in marriage?

My friends, I like pizza.