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Thread started 07/07/13 1:10pm

Dave1992

So, a nun and a dildo-merchant...

...are sat in the same train cabin. The merchant, of course, carries a big suitcase filled with the articles he is planning to sell wherever he's going. As he tries to store the suitcase, it falls onto the floor and all his goods as spread over the floor of the cabin. The nun looks shocked. Not knowing what to do, the merchant apologises and offers for the nun to pick one, as an excuse for his mistake.

After a brief pause, the nun finally says, "alright, I'll take that one".

The merchant looks slighty worried, as he utters, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I won't part with my tea jug."

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Reply #1 posted 07/07/13 2:27pm

Dave1992

Yeah, I thought it was quite tacky when my dad told me that joke yesterday, too... lol

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Reply #2 posted 07/07/13 3:40pm

morningsong
I don't get the joke, what's a tea jug, for making tea or something else?
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Reply #3 posted 07/07/13 3:52pm

Dave1992

Do only the Brits know what a tea jug is? lol



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Reply #4 posted 07/07/13 4:54pm

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I don't get it confused
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Reply #5 posted 07/07/13 4:58pm

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Dave1992 said:

Do only the Brits know what a tea jug is? lol




I'm the one who made a thread about bath salts having no idea it was also slang for a street drug, so I tread lightly around these parts. So what's tacky about about the joke, she wants to make tea?
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Reply #6 posted 07/08/13 12:20am

Dave1992

I'm witnessing a major culture-shock right now.




He offers her to pick one of his dildos. She complies. But picks one of his private belongings instead - a tea jug, mistaking it for a dildo, which makes the joke refer to the absurdly big size of the nun's vagina, creating some sort of paradox (she's a nun, right?), which in turn is humorous.

Well, at least to people where I come from. neutral

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Reply #7 posted 07/08/13 1:22am

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lol don't feel shocked. Originally I thought it had to do something with size, which made me think tea jug was slang for a sex toy for the super duper freaks of the world. But an ordinary tea pot just makes me ask more questions, it of made more sense if it were a jackhammer but that doesn't work either.
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Reply #8 posted 07/08/13 3:24am

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The whole joke would make sense to everyone if you'd just said thermos lol
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Reply #9 posted 07/08/13 3:26am

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Dave1992 said:

I'm witnessing a major culture-shock right now.




He offers her to pick one of his dildos. She complies. But picks one of his private belongings instead - a tea jug, mistaking it for a dildo, which makes the joke refer to the absurdly big size of the nun's vagina, creating some sort of paradox (she's a nun, right?), which in turn is humorous.

Well, at least to people where I come from. neutral



OR she has no real use for a dildo and picks the one thing she feels could at least be useful.
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Reply #10 posted 07/08/13 4:15am

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I got it. It's okay joke.

99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #11 posted 07/08/13 4:17am

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ZombieKitten said:

The whole joke would make sense to everyone if you'd just said thermos lol


yeahthat

A thermos is a more reasonable shape.

One would think that even a nun would know what can and cannot properly fit into her hooha.

THERMOS

...or is what we call a "thermos" called a "tea jug" in your part of the world???

I'll tell your jokein the office tomorrow using "thermos" and see what the result is.

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Reply #12 posted 07/08/13 4:47am

morningsong

ZombieKitten said:

Dave1992 said:

I'm witnessing a major culture-shock right now.




He offers her to pick one of his dildos. She complies. But picks one of his private belongings instead - a tea jug, mistaking it for a dildo, which makes the joke refer to the absurdly big size of the nun's vagina, creating some sort of paradox (she's a nun, right?), which in turn is humorous.

Well, at least to people where I come from. neutral



OR she has no real use for a dildo and picks the one thing she feels could at least be useful.


Yep to both your post.
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Reply #13 posted 07/08/13 10:40am

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falloff The conversation is funnier than the joke falloff






btw... I will never accept a drink from a nun carrying a thermos/tea jug hmph!






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Reply #14 posted 07/08/13 11:13am

Dave1992

This will probably go down as the biggest joke anti-climax in the history of all anti-climaxes. You folks are trampling on my joke-pride majorly.

From now on I will be all serious, for the rest of my life.

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Reply #15 posted 07/08/13 11:20am

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Dave1992 said:

This will probably go down as the biggest joke anti-climax in the history of all anti-climaxes. You folks are trampling on my joke-pride majorly.

From now on I will be all serious, for the rest of my life.


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Reply #16 posted 07/08/13 2:39pm

morningsong

Dave1992 said:

This will probably go down as the biggest joke anti-climax in the history of all anti-climaxes. You folks are trampling on my joke-pride majorly.

From now on I will be all serious, for the rest of my life.


Sorry
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Reply #17 posted 07/08/13 3:33pm

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Dave1992 said:

This will probably go down as the biggest joke anti-climax in the history of all anti-climaxes. You folks are trampling on my joke-pride majorly.

From now on I will be all serious, for the rest of my life.

No way no no no! This is comedy gold...

...If all else fails (which it won't)

You have a vocation in stand up comedy nod biggrin






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Reply #18 posted 07/08/13 4:29pm

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Steadwood said:

falloff The conversation is funnier than the joke falloff


I agree. lol

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Reply #19 posted 07/12/13 6:11pm

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Steadwood said:

Dave1992 said:

This will probably go down as the biggest joke anti-climax in the history of all anti-climaxes. You folks are trampling on my joke-pride majorly.

From now on I will be all serious, for the rest of my life.

No way no no no! This is comedy gold...

...If all else fails (which it won't)

You have a vocation in stand up comedy nod biggrin






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lol

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