tell me a bedtime story

I'd tell you the one about the rabid ferret and the head of cabbage, but I'm sure you've heard that one a million times by now...(tucks MrBliss in tight)

Are you gonna go my way

One day, The end.

Haystack said:

You missed out the bit where the children get shot!

You should listen to Lenny, that usually does it for me, and if that doesn´t work watch some perfomances of him.

It was a moonlit night and MrBliss couldn't get to sleep. Was it because it was too hot? Or was it because there was something magical in the air which was getting MrBliss excited?
Eventually he decided to get up and make himself some broth to help him sleep.
When he got to the kitchen, he was in for a surprise, because there - right in front of him were two magic lesbians performing erotic acts on each other.
'Er, hi' MrBliss began, nervously 'How are you two?'
'Why not come over here and join us?' the lesbians suggested. The blonde one spoke next; 'My name is Ulla and that's Felicia. I'm from Denmark and Felicia's from Brisbane. We're magic lesbians'

MrBliss was excited and went over to them...

Anybody want to continue this?

I can't sleep either...don't think it would be appreciated if I did...
I'm at work, you see. And it only half past three in the afternoon. I could enjoy a nice sleep now actually...

Cloudbuster said:

ChocolateInvasion said:

Haystack said:

I've got to get away, I've got to fly away

GO TO SLEEP! You don't want me to have to come in there!

(That's what I tell my kids at times when they get goofy).


[This message was edited Wed Mar 12 6:33:38 PST 2003 by AzureStar]

Once upon a time in orgland
There lived an orger named MrBliss
He arrived at the scene as MrBlues
Instantly causing others to want to judge him amiss

A duck he became, for who knows why
Threads that spoof are his specialty
As are daring posts of female frolick
Tap, tap, tapping his way with abundant sexuality

We've missed him dearly when he's been gone
When he is here humor is not hard to find
But for now it's time to drift off to sleep
Goodnight sweet ducky, peace to your mind

AzureStar said:

but i'm just praying that God will keep you safe .. (that's what i'd tell my mum if she hit me with that line) ..

LaVisHh said:

thanks

MrBliss said:

You're welcome.

Once upon a time, there was a duck...he just purchased the new Gillette Extra Sharp Food Processor (TM).

Eager to check it out, he plugged it in and looked around for a piece of food to process. A banana was nearby, so he plopped it in.

Nothing.

Puzzled, he figured the blades must be stuck or something so he reached in with his hand...

teller said:

...and got shot in the head.

Cloudbuster said:

...by the banana

Once upon a time there was a hot chick named Blissy. Her dream was to be front row @ a Lenny Kravitz concert, and tonight is the night it comes true. Blissy was having a wonderful time - singing along, dancing, giggling @ the thought of her wet panties (if only Lenny knew!). Lenny & the band break into "You're My Flavor." Blissy is smitten. Lenny makes eye contact with her (she thinks, he's wearing his "I'm a fucking rock star!!" shades), gazing in her direction as he sings...

you're my flavor
of love

... Lenny can't take his shades off her. He holds out his hand, inviting her onstage. Blissy leaps @ the chance! Lenny sits down in a chair & leads Blissy to straddle him. Blissy is all smiles, goosebumps, pure sexual energy. Lenny is too sweaty to feel her wet panties up against his crotch, it would only make him dig her more - he thinks she's pretty cute. He licks his soft, pink lips & runs his hand across his naked, glistening chest as he sings. He rubs Blissy's thighs, coming dangerously close to her swollen, pink, throbbing clit. Blissy breathes deep, her thong now a reservoir.

Suddenly Blissy hears cheers, she feels Lenny hugging her. The song is over, her dismissal is coming. She hugs him back & slowly gets up from his lap. She is led offstage by a man who tells her, "Wait here." And she does, watches the rest of the show from the wing of the stage. Lenny looks her way frequently. Blissy has a feeling she'll be straddling him again soon...








Now jerk off & go to sleep!!

ChocolateInvasion said:

CalhounSq said:

...LMAO@ her thong is now a reservoir

Once upon a time there was this little duck,
he thought he was the bomb but actually he sucked! :LOL: