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I is back! I was kidnapped and held hostage in a large room with nothing to play with except a dozen Aardvarks and a large stick. I cannot tell you the trials and tribulations I have been through.  My kidnapper was a kind soul and fed me ripe bananas through a tube everyday which I washed down with a glass of gnat pee.( I was desperate) I was given some reading material which I used to fashion a pillow and some bedsheets.
At noon everday I was forced to strip naked and juggle the Aardvarks for my kidnappers amusement. 
I pleaded for my release daily but to no avail. I am now free as I dug a tunnel with the snout of the father Aardvark who was very kind to me. I have more tales, but for now I need to trim my toenails as they have grown so long and make a scratching sound on the floor as I walk. _________________________________________
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Zthe9s said: I was kidnapped and held hostage in a large room with nothing to play with except a dozen Aardvarks and a large stick. I cannot tell you the trials and tribulations I have been through.
My kidnapper was a kind soul and fed me ripe bananas through a tube everyday which I washed down with a glass of gnat pee.( I was desperate) I was given some reading material which I used to fashion a pillow and some bedsheets.
At noon everday I was forced to strip naked and juggle the Aardvarks for my kidnappers amusement.
I pleaded for my release daily but to no avail. I am now free as I dug a tunnel with the snout of the father Aardvark who was very kind to me. I have more tales, but for now I need to trim my toenails as they have grown so long and make a scratching sound on the floor as I walk. Life's rough aint it!  | |
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that was you...sorry... ------------------------------------------------
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Who? Im confused!? | |
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WhoThe9s said: Who? Im confused!?
Who you?  _________________________________________
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Zthe9s said: I was kidnapped and held hostage in a large room with nothing to play with except a dozen Aardvarks and a large stick. I cannot tell you the trials and tribulations I have been through.
My kidnapper was a kind soul and fed me ripe bananas through a tube everyday which I washed down with a glass of gnat pee.( I was desperate) I was given some reading material which I used to fashion a pillow and some bedsheets.
At noon everday I was forced to strip naked and juggle the Aardvarks for my kidnappers amusement.
I pleaded for my release daily but to no avail. I am now free as I dug a tunnel with the snout of the father Aardvark who was very kind to me. I have more tales, but for now I need to trim my toenails as they have grown so long and make a scratching sound on the floor as I walk. If you don't mind me asking, what kind of reading material was it? | |
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Zthe9s said: I was kidnapped and held hostage{SNIPPED because I don't care. Supernova}
 This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: Zthe9s said: I was kidnapped and held hostage{SNIPPED because I don't care. Supernova}
i am right there with you | |
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mcmeekle said: If you don't mind me asking, what kind of reading material was it?
I was given several Mr Men books to read. _________________________________________
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Supernova said: Zthe9s said: I was kidnapped and held hostage{SNIPPED because I don't care. Supernova}
 I missed you the most._________________________________________
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will the real z please stand up
please stand up... | |
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DORA said: Supernova said: Zthe9s said: I was kidnapped and held hostage{SNIPPED because I don't care. Supernova}
i am right there with you  DORA This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Zthe9s said: I was kidnapped and held hostage in a large room with nothing to play with except a dozen Aardvarks and a large stick. I cannot tell you the trials and tribulations I have been through.
My kidnapper was a kind soul and fed me ripe bananas through a tube everyday which I washed down with a glass of gnat pee.( I was desperate) I was given some reading material which I used to fashion a pillow and some bedsheets.
At noon everday I was forced to strip naked and juggle the Aardvarks for my kidnappers amusement.
I pleaded for my release daily but to no avail. I am now free as I dug a tunnel with the snout of the father Aardvark who was very kind to me. I have more tales, but for now I need to trim my toenails as they have grown so long and make a scratching sound on the floor as I walk. God damn! Who was the idiot who payed the ransom.  | |
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2the9s said: Aahahahhahaha! -------
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Damn, it smells like gnat pee in here.  _________________________________________
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Zthe9s said: Damn, it smells like gnat pee in here.
I'd check behind the shed. 2the9s was hanging around there for a long time.  | |
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Don't stop after your toenails, Z You GOTTA take a shower, you smell almost as bad as 2the9s after a ripple contest.
btw 'fed you ripe bananas" hey...P O O K You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Zthe9s said: I was kidnapped and held hostage in a large room with nothing to play with except a dozen Aardvarks and a large stick. I cannot tell you the trials and tribulations I have been through.
My kidnapper was a kind soul and fed me ripe bananas through a tube everyday which I washed down with a glass of gnat pee.( I was desperate) I was given some reading material which I used to fashion a pillow and some bedsheets.
At noon everday I was forced to strip naked and juggle the Aardvarks for my kidnappers amusement.
I pleaded for my release daily but to no avail. I am now free as I dug a tunnel with the snout of the father Aardvark who was very kind to me. I have more tales, but for now I need to trim my toenails as they have grown so long and make a scratching sound on the floor as I walk. gnat pee :LOL: ROFL!!! | |
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AlfofMelmak said: Don't stop after your toenails, Z You GOTTA take a shower, you smell almost as bad as 2the9s after a ripple contest.
btw 'fed you ripe bananas" hey...P O O K DAD You won't believe what they have done to your little girl!  | |
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Waddayamean ? Z's no girl. If anything Z has a multiple personality disorder You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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medoc2003 said: that was you...sorry...
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Well that was short and sweet. It seems your account has been deactivated Z. | |
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Lleena said: Well that was short and sweet. It seems your account has been deactivated Z.
I am free Lleena. I spent a little time in the Org detention centre. I was released for good behaviour  _________________________________________
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yeah, yeah, yeah... welcome back...
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