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Police have caught the burglar who has broken into my house! The original thread about the burglary is dead, so I thought I'd create a new thread and let the people who can remember the post about my house being robbed and competely ransacked know that police have just called to tell me they have found the person who did it (DNA clue). Just came home from a rehearsal to find that somebody had broken into my house. I had a look around, but nothing from the "major" things seem to be missing. It's just that the house is an absolute mess and in a horrible state. All the clothes from all the cupboards are lying all over the place, all desks have been disassembled, there's sheets of paper lying around everywhere, all the furniture is fucked and there are blood stains everywhere (one of the fuckers might have hurt himself breaking into the house - bloody amateur!). Police have been here and all the evidence (including DNA, of course) has been secured. After they were finished I just left the house and went for a couple of drinks. I'm now in a room downstairs they haven't been in, thankfully, so I can sleep here without having to be grossed out by the surroundings. I'll check the house thoroughly tomorrow and report to the police if something is missing. Then I'll get to cleaning the shit out of this muhfukka. | |
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HOw the fuck did I miss this?
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^^^ Probably missed the thread because you were busy handing out Jesus juice!
Interesting conclusion Dave. Keep us updated. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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Awesome! I hope he gets appropriately punished. | |
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he could have beaten you to a pulp  | |
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That is great news. 
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I never understood what good DNA evidence did without a person to match it to. They must have had the lead from some other gang crimes.
I am glad it wasn't someone from the security company.
Did he steal your dirty laundry? |
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GOOD FOR YOU!!! someone left bloodmin my car but the cop didnt take samples.... and ive heard nothing more about investigating. GOOD FOR YOU be sure and prosicute..... i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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You should try to bleed the insurance. The Serb must be in a bit of a jam. Why'd he go n bleed everywhere, might be really dumb. Keep us posted Dave. small circles, big wheels!
I've got a pretty firm grip on the obvious! | |
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Oh I love justice  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Hoorah! Glad to hear it, Dave. | |
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Tomorrow morning is the court session, where I will testify as the injured party. I will, of course, also get to see the fucker. | |
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That would be a great Mexican soap opera moment right there! “The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.” | |
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