Amuse yourselves by writing anything at all. Something light-heartedly offensive about another Orger who has also posted on this thread might be an idea. Do lots of quoting of already much-quoted posts to make your post even more confusing to read and don't forget to add pictures to make it impossible to look at for people with slow internet connections. UnOrgQuoting is also encouraged, as are questions and references to sex and genitals in general. Asking people what they're listening to right now is also good and any references to IceNine will help make this thread last longer. Smother the thread with emoticons too, to add colour and slowness to it's load-up time. Two or three Orgers using this thread to have a conversation between themselves will also help this thread to reach the magic 'three-figure reply' goal. Don't forget to add a little controversy to encourage Orgers to struggle to try to stay within the boundaries of the flaming rules.

I'll start;

Pizzle - if you don't know what it means, look it up in a dictionary and you'll soon start using it in your everyday vocabulary.

That's no good! Make an effort dammit! Pimp this thread, work it baby yeah!

Too much choice. Need limitation. Can't think.

ian said:

Go, suck a pizzle!

I got a thread locked because it was considered nonsense. I wanted people to just post whatever they felt and it got locked.

ian said:

lock it! that would be funny shit

SuperC said:

Yes, but this is scientific. I don't know why just yet, but I'm sure that it is.

And anyway, Ian knows that I've got the negatives to THOSE pictures, so he'd better not lock it.

(Haystack laughs callously as Ian locks the thread, just to be King Git of the Git People)

hmmm!

ian said:

And anyway, I like to think that if it was locked, there would be a campaign to get it unlocked.

SuperC said:

You know what, you're right. We did it before, why not now? Locking this sorry excuse for a thread. Campaigns to get it unlocked will be met with howls of derisive laughter, and for no extra charge I'll impune your sexuality and and question your parentage too. I can't say fairer than that.

Locked!