missfee said:

I wouldn't have to worry about nothing with this guy by my side:

Right on! I love Darrel.

kewlschool said:

XxAxX said:

let's be honest - zombies are not very scary. more like, amusing in a gross way. they are not fast moving, don't seem to be able to perform critical analysis or intellectual functions, they are soft and splatter apart when you whack them with a baseball bat, and the only thing that makes them dangerous is sheer numbers.

i think i'd build a fortress with a moat and assorted other zombie traps to keep them busy enough they'd never notice they weren't eating brains right up until they fell into the zombie pit.

Apparently you haven't seen the new trailer for the new Brad Pitt movie. In that movie the Zombies move faster than a regular human being.

Also, the '28 Days Later' and '28 Weeks Later' movies. Those zombies moved at lightening speed!!! With those zombies, 99% of us wouldn't have a chance.

Unless I were absolutely urged by loved ones, I wouldn't be interested in surviving a zombie apocalype. I just don't see the point.

I'd opt to go fairly early, quickly, neatly and of my own accord.

Lammastide said:

Unless I were absolutely urged by loved ones, I wouldn't be interested in surviving a zombie apocalype. I just don't see the point.

I'd opt to go fairly early, quickly, neatly and of my own accord.

those are the ones that are doomed to walk the earth forever!

i would surround myself with people far less athletic than myself

Fury said:

i would surround myself with people far less athletic than myself

Fury said:

Lammastide said:

Unless I were absolutely urged by loved ones, I wouldn't be interested in surviving a zombie apocalype. I just don't see the point.

I'd opt to go fairly early, quickly, neatly and of my own accord.

those are the ones that are doomed to walk the earth forever!

Geez, I hope not.

I was completely disappointed when the Z apocalypse did not start in Dec 2012

XxAxX said:

let's be honest - zombies are not very scary. more like, amusing in a gross way. they are not fast moving, don't seem to be able to perform critical analysis or intellectual functions, they are soft and splatter apart when you whack them with a baseball bat, and the only thing that makes them dangerous is sheer numbers.

hmm, the scary thing about zombies is that they are relentless: they are basically a walking virus, the only goal of a virus is to achieve infection, that's the scary thing about zombies: a zombie apocalypse is the TOTAL collapse of the industrial modern world as we know it; slow or fast, the "gouls" (infected zombies) are a huge menace

of course, the don't exist, so

JoeTyler said:

XxAxX said:

let's be honest - zombies are not very scary. more like, amusing in a gross way. they are not fast moving, don't seem to be able to perform critical analysis or intellectual functions, they are soft and splatter apart when you whack them with a baseball bat, and the only thing that makes them dangerous is sheer numbers.

hmm, the scary thing about zombies is that they are relentless: they are basically a walking virus, the only goal of a virus is to achieve infection, that's the scary thing about zombies: a zombie apocalypse is the TOTAL collapse of the industrial modern world as we know it; slow or fast, the "gouls" (infected zombies) are a huge menace

of course, the don't exist, so

nothing a flamethrower coudn't handle, right? zombies tend to shy away from fire eh? got hairspray? got a lighter? presto chango you have a flamethrower.

ZombieKitten said:

Life as usual

Is it because of all the Zombie kittens you deal with??

JoeTyler said:

XxAxX said:

let's be honest - zombies are not very scary. more like, amusing in a gross way. they are not fast moving, don't seem to be able to perform critical analysis or intellectual functions, they are soft and splatter apart when you whack them with a baseball bat, and the only thing that makes them dangerous is sheer numbers.

hmm, the scary thing about zombies is that they are relentless: they are basically a walking virus, the only goal of a virus is to achieve infection, that's the scary thing about zombies: a zombie apocalypse is the TOTAL collapse of the industrial modern world as we know it; slow or fast, the "gouls" (infected zombies) are a huge menace

of course, the don't exist, so

What also makes zombies scary are the large numbers and that they are everywhere. Also if you get bit you will also become a zombie.......God dam you ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited 6/14/13 12:44pm]

I personally am going to get zombie apocalypse insurance and book a spot on a giant-ass cruise ship.

http://www.overthinkingit...uise-ship/

Failing that, I am also extremely experienced in zombie impersonation, so that will be an excellent survival skill. I will try to stay downwind and use the sprays hunters use to mask their scent. If none of this works, I simply plan to be the best zombie ever.

Arbwyth said:

I personally am going to get zombie apocalypse insurance and book a spot on a giant-ass cruise ship.

http://www.overthinkingit...uise-ship/

Failing that, I am also extremely experienced in zombie impersonation, so that will be an excellent survival skill. I will try to stay downwind and use the sprays hunters use to mask their scent. If none of this works, I simply plan to be the best zombie ever.

sure. it sounds easy enough, but what will happen if the others notice that you are not chewing your way through raw human brains with the same enthusiasm they are feeling? what if you involuntarily make an 'ewy' face when you see the real zombies chowing down other folks' grey matter??? that might be a dead giveway. you'd have to have a rotty face mask so they couldn't see your expression

kpowers said:

kpowers said:

JoeTyler said:

hmm, the scary thing about zombies is that they are relentless: they are basically a walking virus, the only goal of a virus is to achieve infection, that's the scary thing about zombies: a zombie apocalypse is the TOTAL collapse of the industrial modern world as we know it; slow or fast, the "gouls" (infected zombies) are a huge menace

of course, the don't exist, so

What also makes zombies scary are the large numbers and that they are everywhere. Also if you get bit you will also become a zombie.......God dam you ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited 6/14/13 12:44pm]

just remember Justic will always win!

TonyVanDam said:

lazycrockett said:

First thing you do is move to the country, cities are death traps in an apocaylpse.

Correct.

.

Also, if you're from the southern region of the USA, get the hell out of south and travel up north as soon as possible. Zombies cannot survive in ice cold winter season weather conditions.

Survive? They're dead.

i've seen a Zombie flick called 'Dead Snow' featuring 'surviving' zombie WW2 nazi soldiers, that was set in winter so you better think again.

[Edited 6/15/13 11:59am]

kitbradley said:

kewlschool said:

Apparently you haven't seen the new trailer for the new Brad Pitt movie. In that movie the Zombies move faster than a regular human being.

Also, the '28 Days Later' and '28 Weeks Later' movies. Those zombies moved at lightening speed!!! With those zombies, 99% of us wouldn't have a chance.

Except they weren't zombies.

Think of all that hot zombie tail.

ZombieKitten said:

kpowers said:

Is it because of all the Zombie kittens you deal with??

I AM the walking dead

You are the best looking Zombie I've ever seen.

kpowers said:

2freaky4church1 said:

Think of all that hot zombie tail.

they may look hot but they are all dead in bed...

kewlschool said:

zombies have an EXCELLENT olfaction/hearing sense, and a rather decent vision sense

and they CAN communicate with each other, on a basic level, basically to indicate the EXACT position of a prey (that's why they groan and moan LOUDLY, and non-stop if necessary)

if a zombie detects ya and you don't run, chances are you'll be surrounded by a small horde rather quickly (5-8 minutes)

don't underestimate the gouls

[Edited 6/16/13 3:38am]

ZombieKitten said:

kpowers said:

You are the best looking Zombie I've ever seen.

That's just photoshop!

Zombies know how to photoshop now?? Dam, we are all in trouble now.

I would do FUCKIN' GREAT!!!

kpowers said:

ZombieKitten said:

kpowers said: That's just photoshop!

Zombies know how to photoshop now?? Dam, we are all in trouble now.