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Thread started 06/06/13 11:32pm

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On Hearing That Her Elderly Grandfather Had Just Passed Away

The granddaughter went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, the granddaughter told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 06/07/13 12:29am

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Reply #2 posted 06/07/13 12:42am

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Reply #3 posted 06/07/13 1:57am

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eek ouch lol

Happy friday everyone grouphug

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Reply #4 posted 06/07/13 2:38am

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doh! lol

Happy Friday! hug

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #5 posted 06/07/13 9:12am

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Reply #6 posted 06/07/13 11:23am

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!

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Reply #7 posted 06/07/13 11:44am

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lol

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #8 posted 06/07/13 8:13pm