Life is getting so super serious sometimes. here at the org we share thoughts, opinions, sad - rough times, social ills, financial woes and etc. once in awhile we all need to stop and take time to laugh.

share a joke:

please take a minute to share, so you can spread the laughter. inturn spirits can be lifted for the few and maybe the many. or maybe "make someone's day."

thx

A woman put an ad in the lonely hearts column: "Wanted. A good man who won't beat me, walk out on me and is a good, strong lover." The next day there was a hearty knock at her door. When she opened the door, she didn't see anyone, but heard a voice say, "Hello, Miss. I'm here to answer your ad." She looked down and saw a man on the floor propped up against the door jam. He had no arms and no legs. She said, "How can you possibly be the answer to my request? You have no arms or legs," to which he replied, "Yes. That means I can't beat you or walk out on you." She then said, "But I also asked for a good, strong lover. You don't have any arms or legs," to which he replied, "Well, how do you think I knocked on the door?

Shyra said:

A woman put an ad in the lonely hearts column: "Wanted. A good man who won't beat me, walk out on me and is a good, strong lover." The next day there was a hearty knock at her door. When she opened the door, she didn't see anyone, but heard a voice say, "Hello, Miss. I'm here to answer your ad." She looked down and saw a man on the floor propped up against the door jam. He had no arms and no legs. She said, "How can you possibly be the answer to my request? You have no arms or legs," to which he replied, "Yes. That means I can't beat you or walk out on you." She then said, "But I also asked for a good, strong lover. You don't have any arms or legs," to which he replied, "Well, how do you think I knocked on the door?

free2bfreeda said:

Shyra said:

A woman put an ad in the lonely hearts column: "Wanted. A good man who won't beat me, walk out on me and is a good, strong lover." The next day there was a hearty knock at her door. When she opened the door, she didn't see anyone, but heard a voice say, "Hello, Miss. I'm here to answer your ad." She looked down and saw a man on the floor propped up against the door jam. He had no arms and no legs. She said, "How can you possibly be the answer to my request? You have no arms or legs," to which he replied, "Yes. That means I can't beat you or walk out on you." She then said, "But I also asked for a good, strong lover. You don't have any arms or legs," to which he replied, "Well, how do you think I knocked on the door?

Glad you liked it. I also enjoyed your joke and deebee was hilarious! Sorta hit close to home...

bar joke

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

Two guys were discussing the apocalypse when one proclaimed, "If I knew the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd fuck anything that moves."

He then asked the other guy, "What would you do?"

He replied, "Try to stay perfectly still."