Yes, tomorrow is Doris Day.

Traditionally, Doris Day is the day when you have to start a pointless argument with as many people as possible.

What else is everybody going to do to make the day special?

In our family, Doris Day means the annual trip to our local really high bridge where we all dress up in gingham and go bungee jumping whilst singing Sinead O'Connor songs.

if you listen very closely, you can actually HEAR this thread dropping to the nether-regions of the page

AaronFantastic said:

Yep, I was thinking the same thing. Still, that will teach me to start a one-joke thread. I should have followed MrBliss lead and started an obvious chain-thread (and what a scorcher he's started).

Still, whilst no-one's looking, let's start an orgy. And we'll make it last all through Doris Day...

You gotta learn Haystack... look at me, last week I had three or four threads in a row that were around the 200 post mark or better... just with silly chain threads and games and stuff. People aren't interested in your one-liners, get some skills dammit

i'm getting my teeth whitened to celebrate doris day!

MrBliss said:

Do ducks have teeth?

Well, Doris Day is now here.

What are you all doing to celebrate?

Haystack said:

Haystack said:

When is it Morris Day?

What's gingham?

ConsciousContact said:

http://dictionary.referen...?q=gingham

I'm sure somebody will post a picture of someone in gingham.

Haystack said:

Oh, is that what trailer trash wears?

Phwoarr!! (Not, unfortunately, in gingham)