Depends on the interests of the visitor.


I probably will involve at least one museum.

And one terrace.

Bike ride.

Paradiso,

Nice - avoid tourists don't tell anybody - places (lunch, coffee, gin&tonic)

Canal by boat from a friend. Not the commercial boat.


Stroll along the canals.


See some "Amsterdamse Stijl" architecture.

And when there is time, my all time favorite Kroller-Muller Museum.

Staying a night at the camp site, so we have 2 days for it.

dJJ said:

hmmmm probably start with an early morning walk to the local cafe for some Fair Trade. Coffee in hand we cross off a list that I have methodically prepared on some great local garage sales. Great place for finds; some old attics in this town. From here we would meander along the river, wowing at the size of the carp, the numerous birds while enroute to my Art Gallery where we could turn on some tunes, spark a blunt and get lost in the world of art. Maybe even get you painting I'd take you to a local pub for lunch and a pint before taking you to my home where you could lax in a hammock before heading out to the local Italian bistro, where on a wknd night they clear one room, set up with a DJ and play the best music - yes even an obscure Prince or two, if they know I'm there - haha. Drink a little wine, do a little dance. Last stop would be to my 'Secret Bridge'. Just a little tiny one car bridge overlooking the lake on both sides. Couple good rocks to sit on. This is where I go for meteor showers, but tonight we will go to hear the two islands of frogs talk to each other. It is fascinating. One side will go for a minute then stop. Then the other side will go and on anon it goes till the wee hours of the morning. From here I take you back home and wish you a sound and dreamy sleep - or maybe the evening continues hhaha

dJJ said:

Depends on the interests of the visitor.


I probably will involve at least one museum.

And one terrace.

Bike ride.

Paradiso,

Nice - avoid tourists don't tell anybody - places (lunch, coffee, gin&tonic)

Canal by boat from a friend. Not the commercial boat.


Stroll along the canals.


See some "Amsterdamse Stijl" architecture.

And when there is time, my all time favorite Kroller-Muller Museum.

Staying a night at the camp site, so we have 2 days for it.

What? No coffehouse visit?

Shyra said:

whistle said:

Red said:

hmmmm probably start with an early morning walk to the local cafe for some Fair Trade. Coffee in hand we cross off a list that I have methodically prepared on some great local garage sales. Great place for finds; some old attics in this town. From here we would meander along the river, wowing at the size of the carp, the numerous birds while enroute to my Art Gallery where we could turn on some tunes, spark a blunt and get lost in the world of art. Maybe even get you painting I'd take you to a local pub for lunch and a pint before taking you to my home where you could lax in a hammock before heading out to the local Italian bistro, where on a wknd night they clear one room, set up with a DJ and play the best music - yes even an obscure Prince or two, if they know I'm there - haha. Drink a little wine, do a little dance. Last stop would be to my 'Secret Bridge'. Just a little tiny one car bridge overlooking the lake on both sides. Couple good rocks to sit on. This is where I go for meteor showers, but tonight we will go to hear the two islands of frogs talk to each other. It is fascinating. One side will go for a minute then stop. Then the other side will go and on anon it goes till the wee hours of the morning. From here I take you back home and wish you a sound and dreamy sleep - or maybe the evening continues hhaha

Stymie said:

Shyra said:

What? No coffehouse visit?

oh yeah! I did that, too. A whole lot. I'm not sure tourists can do that anymore Ms. Shyra.

Well, orger tourists who want to, can always orgnote me.

dJJ said:

Stymie said:

Shyra said: oh yeah! I did that, too. A whole lot. I'm not sure tourists can do that anymore Ms. Shyra.

Well, orger tourists who want to, can always orgnote me.

Whyyy? That's discrimination! I like coffee just as much as the next guy! Yeah, I heard something about tourists being banned, but how would they know? Do you have to have some sort of ID or something? Any why would they ban tourists? They can't handle it or what?

We'd start our day down lake shore drive to Buckingham Fountain then to Navy Pier to ride the Ferris Wheel, make our way over to the Magnificent Mile for some North Michigan Ave shopping. Pop in at Joe's Crab shack for some King Crab legs.

Night fall ~ Starts at House Of Blues to catch a jam session or little jazz at the House of Blues then to the Rain Forest Cafe. Then to Maxwell's for a Jew town polish w/ mustard and grilled onion, or a Pork Chop sandwich to feed all that Don Julio Tequila. Maybe even some sliders from White castles,,, who knows where the Chi may take you!!

Can yall tell I LOVE my town??!!

PinkCashmere74 said:

We'd start our day down lake shore drive to Buckingham Fountain then to Navy Pier to ride the Ferris Wheel, make our way over to the Magnificent Mile for some North Michigan Ave shopping. Pop in at Joe's Crab shack for some King Crab legs.

Night fall ~ Starts at House Of Blues to catch a jam session or little jazz at the House of Blues then to the Rain Forest Cafe. Then to Maxwell's for a Jew town polish w/ mustard and grilled onion, or a Pork Chop sandwich to feed all that Don Julio Tequila. Maybe even some sliders from White castles,,, who knows where the Chi may take you!!

Can yall tell I LOVE my town??!!

I've lived here all my life and have nover gone shopping on the Mag Mile. Too much money.

Shyra said:

dJJ said:

Well, orger tourists who want to, can always orgnote me.

Whyyy? That's discrimination! I like coffee just as much as the next guy! Yeah, I heard something about tourists being banned, but how would they know? Do you have to have some sort of ID or something? Any why would they ban tourists? They can't handle it or what?

Yes, you need a pas that is only available for Dutch.

Tourists tend to not handle the responsebility that comes with legal drugs.

So, every year, there is some tourist jumping out of a hotel room or on a highway.

That's why this solution is introduced. No more drugs for tourists who can't handle it.

dJJ said:

Shyra said:

Whyyy? That's discrimination! I like coffee just as much as the next guy! Yeah, I heard something about tourists being banned, but how would they know? Do you have to have some sort of ID or something? Any why would they ban tourists? They can't handle it or what?

Yes, you need a pas that is only available for Dutch.

Tourists tend to not handle the responsebility that comes with legal drugs.

So, every year, there is some tourist jumping out of a hotel room or on a highway.

That's why this solution is introduced. No more drugs for tourists who can't handle it.

Are we talking about Coffee.... or "coffee"....

dJJ said:

Shyra said:

Whyyy? That's discrimination! I like coffee just as much as the next guy! Yeah, I heard something about tourists being banned, but how would they know? Do you have to have some sort of ID or something? Any why would they ban tourists? They can't handle it or what?

Yes, you need a pas that is only available for Dutch.

Tourists tend to not handle the responsebility that comes with legal drugs.

So, every year, there is some tourist jumping out of a hotel room or on a highway.

That's why this solution is introduced. No more drugs for tourists who can't handle it.

but... but... what if I'm a Tourist that CAN handle it???

DISCRIMINATION!!!

RenHoek said:

dJJ said:

Yes, you need a pas that is only available for Dutch.

Tourists tend to not handle the responsebility that comes with legal drugs.

So, every year, there is some tourist jumping out of a hotel room or on a highway.

That's why this solution is introduced. No more drugs for tourists who can't handle it.

but... but... what if I'm a Tourist that CAN handle it???

DISCRIMINATION!!!

You're an orger. You have friends in Amsterdam so no worries.

ThisOne said:

I would take you to a nrl footy match We will eat at the local pub Drive up to Mamly beach Go shopping at westfields parramatta Where would u take me or other org visitors??? Omg typos!!! [Edited 6/5/13 2:06am]

I would take you to my bedroom.

iaminparties said:

dJJ said:

Shyra said:

Whyyy? That's discrimination! I like coffee just as much as the next guy! Yeah, I heard something about tourists being banned, but how would they know? Do you have to have some sort of ID or something? Any why would they ban tourists? They can't handle it or what?

Yes, you need a pas that is only available for Dutch.

Tourists tend to not handle the responsebility that comes with legal drugs.

So, every year, there is some tourist jumping out of a hotel room or on a highway.

That's why this solution is introduced. No more drugs for tourists who can't handle it.

I figured that's what happened and why they stopped the tourists. They're not used to the P-FUNK! They probably get so stoned they don't know their asses from their elbows. I know me. amd I wouldn't dare try to smoke a whole joint in public. I'd probably pass out. One/two tokes would be just fine and then I'd put it down!

PinkCashmere74 said:

We'd start our day down lake shore drive to Buckingham Fountain then to Navy Pier to ride the Ferris Wheel, make our way over to the Magnificent Mile for some North Michigan Ave shopping. Pop in at Joe's Crab shack for some King Crab legs.

Night fall ~ Starts at House Of Blues to catch a jam session or little jazz at the House of Blues then to the Rain Forest Cafe. Then to Maxwell's for a Jew town polish w/ mustard and grilled onion, or a Pork Chop sandwich to feed all that Don Julio Tequila. Maybe even some sliders from White castles,,, who knows where the Chi may take you!!

Can yall tell I LOVE my town??!!

You still have White Castle burgers??? Oh man, I used to love those burgers from either WC or Little Tavern. I remember when they were like 15 cents a piece. You could feed a family of 4 for a dollar! Dann, I miss those little burgers! Yeah, yeah, every restaurant and his brother is serving "sliders" now, but they don't have that same taste as the original Little Tavern or White Castle. And don't tell me to buy those frozen WC burgers from the grocery store. They're shit.

Tremolina said:

Stymie said:dJJ said:Depends on the interests of the visitor.I probably will involve at least one museum.And one terrace.Bike ride.Paradiso, Nice - avoid tourists don't tell anybody - places (lunch, coffee, gin&tonic) Canal by boat from a friend. Not the commercial boat.Stroll along the canals.See some "Amsterdamse Stijl" architecture.And when there is time, my all time favorite Kroller-Muller Museum. Staying a night at the camp site, so we have 2 days for it. ive done most of this the two times I was there. must have been a really cool and nice orger to have done that with you

He's pretty fucking awesome.

I'll treat you to crabs

Show you all the Washington DC stuff

Give you a tour of the hood in Bmore

thekidsgirl said:

I'll treat you to crabs

No thanks. You should have that taken care of before orgers visit you.

Stymie said:

Tremolina said:

Stymie said:dJJ said:Depends on the interests of the visitor.I probably will involve at least one museum.And one terrace.Bike ride.Paradiso, Nice - avoid tourists don't tell anybody - places (lunch, coffee, gin&tonic) Canal by boat from a friend. Not the commercial boat.Stroll along the canals.See some "Amsterdamse Stijl" architecture.And when there is time, my all time favorite Kroller-Muller Museum. Staying a night at the camp site, so we have 2 days for it. ive done most of this the two times I was there. must have been a really cool and nice orger to have done that with you

He's pretty fucking awesome.

Never happened, yet.


I did spend a tourist day with an American guy who's over.

He's staying with friends, and they called me in to assist as a guide.


It's a pretty handsome, friendly guy from the Mid West, with a Dutch father.

Will take him to the Van Gogh museum tommorow and bike around town with him.

He's leaving Wednesday for a Film summer class in Munich. Such a shame.

When he went along with us to a picknick in the Vondelpark, he said that his friends found it weird that he had not been to a coffee shop yet. While he inhaled.

My friends bought him a bit weed from the local shop around the corner.

It's funny that he's surprised that it really is not a big thing over here.