Today many of Hollywood's biggest stars gathered to honor Will Smith for being just so fantastic. During the ceremony Will let out an audible, trumpet-like sound from his anus, and all hell broke loose. Chairs and tables flew everywhere as the likes of Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, and Angelia Jolie all rushed to get a whiff of wonderful Will's gas.
"I thought if i could just breath a little in, I'd probably win another Oscar and possibly live a little longer" Anne Hathoway was quoted as saying.
Denzel Washington is currently receiving treatment for suspected broken ribs suffered during the melee. When asked about the incident "it was so totally worth it" was Denzel's tearful reply.
During the incident, Tom Cruise was seen to be looking on like a proud Father.

more details as the news breaks.........

Nothinbutjoy said:

I heard, through sources that prefer to remain nameless, that the incident was so profound a movie staring the entire Smith clan is already filming.

^ a documentary




but, it's weird how first the onion and then the daily mash ran articles mocking will and jaden though. i hope it's all in good fun. if not, then jaden won't be liking this, poor guy

[Edited 6/3/13 19:09pm]

God, if only Jean Stapleton had been close by...

MoBetterBliss said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

I heard, through sources that prefer to remain nameless, that the incident was so profound a movie staring the entire Smith clan is already filming.

i wonder who'll play Will

MoBetterBliss said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

I heard, through sources that prefer to remain nameless, that the incident was so profound a movie staring the entire Smith clan is already filming.

i wonder who'll play Will

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They all play themselves because no one else can capture the essence of Smith-dom.

If I laugh hard enough, I might fart loud enough to make a headline myself

In other news, Janet Jackson is using coffee enemas again

[Edited 6/5/13 6:04am]