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Thread started 06/20/13 10:20pm

funkpill

An Eight-Year-Old Boy Went Into A Grocery Store

And picked out a large box of laundry detergent.

The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog."

"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," said the grocer.

"It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick.

In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be stopped

and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it.

A week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy.

The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

"Oh, he died," the boy said.

The grocer said he was sorry, but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog."

"Well, the boy replied,

"I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."

"Oh? What was it then?" asked the grocer

"I think it was the spin cycle!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 06/21/13 1:35am

wildgoldenhone
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lol

Poor doggie. neutral

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Reply #2 posted 06/21/13 2:37am

kiasheri

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lol lol lol lol lol

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #3 posted 06/21/13 3:00am

chocolate1

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eek

Have a great weekend!

hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #4 posted 06/21/13 5:26am

PurpleJedi

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #5 posted 06/21/13 5:39am

XxAxX

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lol sad lol poor doggie. dang kids these days!

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Reply #6 posted 06/21/13 1:11pm

aardvark15

I really don't think I can laugh at this one lol
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Reply #7 posted 06/21/13 6:12pm

Nothinbutjoy

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* doh! *
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Happy Friday Funkhoney.
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* hug * :d : * rose *
I'm firmly planted in denial
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