If you want to break an Asian woman's heart, make her lose any sense of self-respect or self-worth, discourage her from ever finding a mate, and destroy her spirit, you need to do little more than compliment her tan skin. She'll be devestated.


Although this has yet to reach, Thailand, it's apparently taking off in China, and I assume will only be a matter of time before it becomes and trend all over Asia: It's the face-kini!!!

A nylon mask that you wear over your face, officially to prevent 'sunburn', but let's not kid ourselves--Asians are wearing it to prevent tanning. All over beaches, women are dorning on full body suits (like ski suits) complete with these ridiculous masks so as not to tan.


When a woman would rather look like a Mexican Wrestler at a public beach, than get a tan, something is really, really wrong.






And they're doing it to children to:




Because even at 7 or 8 years of age, a child must absolutely understand that if he or she tans, they will be nothing in society. They will be....ugly and stupid.


YAY FACEKINI!!!

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I've been dieting and working out alot lately, so I started wearing a face-thong. But then someone came along and informed me that I was wearing it backwards.
Boy, was my face red. Both from embarrassment and from sunburn. With the exception of the untanned stripe running down the middle of my face, of course.

Visionnaire said:

I've been dieting and working out alot lately, so I started wearing a face-thong. But then someone came along and informed me that I was wearing it backwards.
Boy, was my face red. Both from embarrassment and from sunburn. With the exception of the untanned stripe running down the middle of my face, of course.

worst.


response.


ever.

If the men start doing it, I'm gonna die.


Especially, my sweet sweet sweet Jason Chee.

Meanwhile, a certain orger wants to work on his tan before posting his buttocks.

it also looks like a device whereby women can swim semi-naked anonymously.

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creepy

Why even go outside, its not like its necessary in today's world.

If this isn't the most asinine thing I've seen yet! White women spend millions of dollars to get tanned and Asians fear getting a little darker so as not to sully their social status. This world is truly fucked.

imago said:

If the men start doing it, I'm gonna die.


Especially, my sweet sweet sweet Jason Chee.

...and there we go....the real reason for this thread.

lazycrockett said:

Why even go outside, its not like its necessary in today's world.

The real secret to keeping pale. I work in a basement and never have light in my apartment. Flowers die in here.

ThisOne said:

That's awesome if u r a bank robber

....or want to run down the beach stealing people's bags...

Revolution said:

imago said:

If the men start doing it, I'm gonna die.


Especially, my sweet sweet sweet Jason Chee.

...and there we go....the real reason for this thread.

ThisOne said:

That's awesome if u r a bank robber

I think you just predicted the next big thing to sweep China.

How are you going to catch a robber when your description is, "It was a woman in a mask!" and ALL the women are wearing masks?!?