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EXAM= What do you know about dinosaurs? you know, with the excellent 3D re-release of the classic Jurassic Park movie, it's dino-hysteria time all over again (well, not really, but at least the franchise has returned from the freezer, and the near future will bring us Part IV and God knows what else )
let's see if you're all dino-fans, here's the exam folks, don't cheat with google/wiki or an F will welcome you
1) Which was the biggest carnosaur of all time?
2) Which was the tyrannosaurid asian equivalent of the american T.Rex?
3) Did the T.Rex species exist for a long number of million of years? Or did they live for a relatively short amount of million of years? Why do you think the T.Rex is so popular, anyway?
4) Were dinosaurs cold or hot-blooded? and did they have feathers or not? what does that mean?
5) Are there actually fossils of Velociraptors in Montana, USA (as the JP franchise says)?
6) Could you name THREE african dinosaurs of the Jurassic/Cretaceous periods?
7) Which were the two major continents on which dinosaurs lived during the Jurassic period?
8) Please, indicate how was a real Dilophosaurus (the movie version was cool but painfully innacurate), basic traits:
9) What do the Edmontosaurus, the Parasaurolophus and the Corythousaurus have in common?
10) Which were the FIRST and the LAST (so far) dinosaurs discovered? | |
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god burried them in the ground about 2 weeks ago to confuse the stoopid people Hamburger, Hot Dog, Root Beer, Pussy | |
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JoeTyler said: you know, with the excellent 3D re-release of the classic Jurassic Park movie, it's dino-hysteria time all over again (well, not really, but at least the franchise has returned from the freezer, and the near future will bring us Part IV and God knows what else )
let's see if you're all dino-fans, here's the exam folks, don't cheat with google/wiki or an F will welcome you
1) Which was the biggest carnosaur of all time? shit if I know. Spinosaurus? 2) Which was the tyrannosaurid asian equivalent of the american T.Rex? Alosuarus? 3) Did the T.Rex species exist for a long number of million of years? Or did they live for a relatively short amount of million of years? Why do you think the T.Rex is so popular, anyway? My guess is they were around for about 5 million years? 4) Were dinosaurs cold or hot-blooded? and did they have feathers or not? what does that mean? Warm blooded, I think. The duck billed incubated its eggs. 5) Are there actually fossils of Velociraptors in Montana, USA (as the JP franchise says)? One can only hope. Montana needs SOMETHING to attrack tourists. 6) Could you name THREE african dinosaurs of the Jurassic/Cretaceous periods? um, Tricerotops, Duck billed, and Velociraptors? 7) Which were the two major continents on which dinosaurs lived during the Jurassic period? Pangea, Africa or (Asia/Africa)? 8) Please, indicate how was a real Dilophosaurus (the movie version was cool but painfully innacurate), basic traits: It had a nice tail and enjoyed long walks on the beach? 9) What do the Edmontosaurus, the Parasaurolophus and the Corythousaurus have in common? First one was the duck billed. I don't know the last. | |
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being one of my fav students, I'll give you a C+, don't ask for more | |
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All I know is that brontosaurus is no longer considered dinosaurically correct.
As for biggest carnosaur it's something like Gigantasourus and it made Tyrannosaurus Rex look like a teacup Yorkie. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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1) Which was the biggest carnosaur of all time? t-rex. or maybe that huge super shark thing 2) Which was the tyrannosaurid asian equivalent of the american T.Rex? velociraptor 3) Did the T.Rex species exist for a long number of million of years? Or did they live for a relatively short amount of million of years? Why do you think the T.Rex is so popular, anyway? dinosaurs in general were around for 65 million years, during which t-rex evolved greatly. started out small, got real big. 4) Were dinosaurs cold or hot-blooded? and did they have feathers or not? what does that mean? cold blooded. some had feathers, were the ancestors of modern day birds 5) Are there actually fossils of Velociraptors in Montana, USA (as the JP franchise says)? i think so. and other dinosaurs were here too. north america was a dinosaur hotbed 6) Could you name THREE african dinosaurs of the Jurassic/Cretaceous periods? nope, probably not, triceratops, diplodocus, brontosaurus? 7) Which were the two major continents on which dinosaurs lived during the Jurassic period? north america and china 8) Please, indicate how was a real Dilophosaurus (the movie version was cool but painfully innacurate), basic traits: ummm..... 9) What do the Edmontosaurus, the Parasaurolophus and the Corythousaurus have in common? i think i slept through this part of the documentary - hazarding a guess, they all laid eggs? 10) Which were the FIRST and the LAST (so far) dinosaurs discovered? iccyasaurs (those fishy ones) and.. a new bird ancestor in china i think | |
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^ crap guess i dont know that about archosaurs | |
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F+ !! | |
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I don't even get points for playing?
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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E- !! | |
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Momma says that Dinosaurs are the work of the Devil!!!! The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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the carnosaurs sure were!
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EXAM:
Provide the questions which match the answers that are listed below.
1. Patagonian titanosaurian. 2. Ammosaurus and Iquanodon. 3. Archosaurs. 4. Argentinian Middle Triassic. 5. China. 6. Hadrosaurids, ceratopsians, and ankylosaurids. 7. Paloegene period. 8. Gastrolith. 9. Inner Mongolia.
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I only know the answer to that one. | |
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^ well, i failed the exam. so i'm not an expert. | |
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JoeTyler said:
D- Not an F! Yeeeeessss! I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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wtf? that's a lot more difficult, but I'll try it:
1. uh, huge sauropods? 2. Ammosaurus? te amo? lol and I don't know what's its relation with the Iguanodon 3.doesn't ring a bell! 4.what about it? 5.Mamenchisaurus? 6.from the cretaceous? 7.the first cenozoic period, right after the end of the Cretaceous (Maastrichtian era) 8.stomach stones! 9.lots of fossils, velociraptor? | |
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EXAM: Practical Knowledge of Dinosaurs
a. row hard and get away. b. toss the bait overboard and swim in the other direction. c. tame the Megalodon.
2. If you are camping with friends and T-Rex swings by it is wise to:
a. bang on pots and pans to scare Rex away. b. curl up in a ball and play dead.
c. light some firecrackers and flee into the night.
3. When are you most likely to encounter a Paraceratherium?
a. early morning. b. midday. c. evening. d. night.
4. If you frighten a Paraceratherium, it will most likely:
a. run away. b. faint. c. other: please describe
5. When Scansoriopterygidae travel, do they: a. walk. b. fly. c. take the bus.
6. If, while climbing a tree, you come upon the nest of a Hesperornithine, you should: a. back away quickly. b. scream like a baby and drop to the ground. c. swing to the branch of a nearby tree.
7. The best way to avoid an being attacked by an angry Mamenchisaurus is to: a. hide. b. bribe it with snacks. c. play a prince song for it.
8. A Crocodilian is blocking the road and you need to go somewhere in a hurry. You: a. blow the horn loudly. b. inch toward it threateningly. c. leave the car in the road and proceed on foot around the Crocodilian.
9. If you were to accidentally sit upon a baby Anchiornis Huxleyi, you could expect its parents to: a. turn a blind eye. b. call the cops. c. hoot a warning, then charge.
10. Your outdoor wedding is interrupted by the approach of a mature Charcharodontosaurus. Should the priest: a. include Charchy in the ceremony. b. use the bagpipe band to scare the beast away. c. hide in the pavilion.
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72 out of 100. not bad! | |
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100% | |
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JURASSIC PARK!! IN 3D!!!! | |
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THE ANSWERS
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oh JT.
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